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The one time I look away from my phone for an hour
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 AM
The one time I look away from my phone for an hour
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
Every time I cry it's super easy for me to start sobbing the rest of the day and!!! Max and Chloe are coming back!!!! I'm crying again!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Every time I cry it's super easy for me to start sobbing the rest of the day and!!! Max and Chloe are coming back!!!! I'm crying again!!!!
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It feels kind of wrong to make dick jokes at a time like this but I'm going to go ahead and make dick jokes at a time like this
January 20, 2026 at 12:56 AM
It feels kind of wrong to make dick jokes at a time like this but I'm going to go ahead and make dick jokes at a time like this
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love your friends, let your friends love you
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 PM
love your friends, let your friends love you
Having a midlife crisis and considering becoming a mortician
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Having a midlife crisis and considering becoming a mortician
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
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Something a little different. Some cartoonists put out a call for comics about local ICE experiences. This one happened a few months ago so it's a little older than current events, but it's a story that I never stopped thinking about. #ICEoutcomics
January 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Something a little different. Some cartoonists put out a call for comics about local ICE experiences. This one happened a few months ago so it's a little older than current events, but it's a story that I never stopped thinking about. #ICEoutcomics
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Enterprise is renting cars to ICE in Minneapolis, search up those Enterprises on Google reviews and let them know how you feel about that
January 18, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Enterprise is renting cars to ICE in Minneapolis, search up those Enterprises on Google reviews and let them know how you feel about that
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empathy is toxic, bro
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
empathy is toxic, bro
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Makes me feel insane to live in a world that's persecuting trans folk while simultaneously doing big billboards advertising gender affirming care to cis people???
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Makes me feel insane to live in a world that's persecuting trans folk while simultaneously doing big billboards advertising gender affirming care to cis people???
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it feels necessary to say as loud as possible that ICE didn't exist when i was a kid and has no reason to exist now
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
it feels necessary to say as loud as possible that ICE didn't exist when i was a kid and has no reason to exist now
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tired: i got ghosted
wired: there occurred a refusal of the call
wired: there occurred a refusal of the call
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
tired: i got ghosted
wired: there occurred a refusal of the call
wired: there occurred a refusal of the call
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It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!
Pluribus reddit discourse is so funny. “Are we supposed to root for Carol” you are supposed to watch how her character interacts with the world “she’s very unlikable” wow that’s crazy can they do that
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!
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A man who was charged with a felony for allegedly shining a laser pointer at Trump's helicopter was acquitted in 35 minutes
Man Charged With Shining Laser Pointer At Trump’s Helicopter Acquitted In 35 Minutes
It's another embarrassing outcome for Jeanine Pirro, who tried to "make a felon out of a homeless man with nothing but a cat toy keychain."
www.huffpost.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
A man who was charged with a felony for allegedly shining a laser pointer at Trump's helicopter was acquitted in 35 minutes
*puts "can pull off wearing yellow and orange" under the skills and qualifications section of my resume*
January 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
*puts "can pull off wearing yellow and orange" under the skills and qualifications section of my resume*
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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ICE raids are not the first time this was made explicit. I think people downplay how much Jim Crow was not just about controlling Black people but it was also about controlling white people. If you thought racism was dumb and acted that way you could end up with a bomb in your home
Just keep coming back to the fact that keeping people in a constant state of terror is a form of mass disablement and essential to the eugenic project that is the United States.
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
ICE raids are not the first time this was made explicit. I think people downplay how much Jim Crow was not just about controlling Black people but it was also about controlling white people. If you thought racism was dumb and acted that way you could end up with a bomb in your home
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Politicians who oppose the rights of trans people do not want you to control your own body or decide how you live.
It’s that simple, and it’s 100% a predictor of voting on aaallll those issues.
It’s that simple, and it’s 100% a predictor of voting on aaallll those issues.
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Politicians who oppose the rights of trans people do not want you to control your own body or decide how you live.
It’s that simple, and it’s 100% a predictor of voting on aaallll those issues.
It’s that simple, and it’s 100% a predictor of voting on aaallll those issues.
In 2026 I'm pivoting from making the same 3 ship of Theseus jokes that are just slight variations of each other to making Sisyphus jokes. time to get the ball rolling folks
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
In 2026 I'm pivoting from making the same 3 ship of Theseus jokes that are just slight variations of each other to making Sisyphus jokes. time to get the ball rolling folks
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The jackboots are out here saying "One heritage, one people" and liberals are like "One more training can fix this, just one more training bro please"
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The jackboots are out here saying "One heritage, one people" and liberals are like "One more training can fix this, just one more training bro please"
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my artist advice is to fujo the fuck out
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 AM
my artist advice is to fujo the fuck out