Shane Madej
@shanemadej.bsky.social
I make a show called Puppet History and co-host a show called Ghost Files on a channel called Watcher. You may also recognize me from my iconic turn in CBS’s SWAT.
youtube.com/watcher
youtube.com/watcher
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
I just feel it in my bones that he's a "Cars is better than Up" guy. (Compliment.)
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I just feel it in my bones that he's a "Cars is better than Up" guy. (Compliment.)
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Elizabeth Taylor reflected in the glasses of Richard Burton, in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” (Mike Nichols, 1966)
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Elizabeth Taylor reflected in the glasses of Richard Burton, in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” (Mike Nichols, 1966)
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THREE NEW PRINTS OF MY WORK ARE NOW AVAILABLE!!
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November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
THREE NEW PRINTS OF MY WORK ARE NOW AVAILABLE!!
CLICK BELOW ⬇️ TO PERUSE 🕺
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@sararubin.bsky.social says I need to balance out my stuffy book selection with lighthearted fare and her examples were:
- “Fifteen Hundred Grandpa Jokes To Curl Your Toes”
- “One Thousand Farts To Dance To”
- “Fifteen Hundred Grandpa Jokes To Curl Your Toes”
- “One Thousand Farts To Dance To”
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
@sararubin.bsky.social says I need to balance out my stuffy book selection with lighthearted fare and her examples were:
- “Fifteen Hundred Grandpa Jokes To Curl Your Toes”
- “One Thousand Farts To Dance To”
- “Fifteen Hundred Grandpa Jokes To Curl Your Toes”
- “One Thousand Farts To Dance To”
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🔮 gate of persuasion 🔮
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
🔮 gate of persuasion 🔮
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This connection isn’t articulated often enough.
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This connection isn’t articulated often enough.
I knew the gist of it but I wasn't prepared for the ending of Moby Dick to basically be that scene in Poltergeist where the entire house implodes into a tiny wink of light.
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I knew the gist of it but I wasn't prepared for the ending of Moby Dick to basically be that scene in Poltergeist where the entire house implodes into a tiny wink of light.
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он,
PEG --THAT'S CORNY
PEG --THAT'S CORNY
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
он,
PEG --THAT'S CORNY
PEG --THAT'S CORNY
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🚨 ⚠️ REPLY TO THIS POST ⚠️ 🚨 with EVIDENCE you have donated to a food bank/pantry and i will draw you a FUNNY LITTLE MAN for FREE!! funny little men may be issued sporadically but WILL be issued!!!!! valid FOREVER thank you
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
🚨 ⚠️ REPLY TO THIS POST ⚠️ 🚨 with EVIDENCE you have donated to a food bank/pantry and i will draw you a FUNNY LITTLE MAN for FREE!! funny little men may be issued sporadically but WILL be issued!!!!! valid FOREVER thank you
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happy halloweens from us @shanemadej.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
happy halloweens from us @shanemadej.bsky.social
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cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me!
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me!
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha
follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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if you can't draw a fun little imp in a bow and boots for your birthday when can you!!!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
if you can't draw a fun little imp in a bow and boots for your birthday when can you!!!!!!
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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🍾 TONIGHT! A new episode of Dirty Laundry launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT.
Join host Lily Du and bartender Grant O'Brien as they uncover secrets from paranormal icons from @wearewatcher.bsky.social:
🥂 @ryanbergara.bsky.social
🍸 @shanemadej.bsky.social
🍹 Selorm Kploanyi
🥃 Steven Lim
Join host Lily Du and bartender Grant O'Brien as they uncover secrets from paranormal icons from @wearewatcher.bsky.social:
🥂 @ryanbergara.bsky.social
🍸 @shanemadej.bsky.social
🍹 Selorm Kploanyi
🥃 Steven Lim
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
🍾 TONIGHT! A new episode of Dirty Laundry launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT.
Join host Lily Du and bartender Grant O'Brien as they uncover secrets from paranormal icons from @wearewatcher.bsky.social:
🥂 @ryanbergara.bsky.social
🍸 @shanemadej.bsky.social
🍹 Selorm Kploanyi
🥃 Steven Lim
Join host Lily Du and bartender Grant O'Brien as they uncover secrets from paranormal icons from @wearewatcher.bsky.social:
🥂 @ryanbergara.bsky.social
🍸 @shanemadej.bsky.social
🍹 Selorm Kploanyi
🥃 Steven Lim
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This week on Dropout...
🗣️Monday: @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social with guests @AtsukoComedy.bsky.social, Guy Branum, & @cristela.bsky.social
🍹Tuesday: @DirtyLaundryShow.bsky.social with guests @ryanbergara.bsky.social, @shanemadej.bsky.social, Selorm Kploanyi, & Steven Lim
🗣️Monday: @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social with guests @AtsukoComedy.bsky.social, Guy Branum, & @cristela.bsky.social
🍹Tuesday: @DirtyLaundryShow.bsky.social with guests @ryanbergara.bsky.social, @shanemadej.bsky.social, Selorm Kploanyi, & Steven Lim
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This week on Dropout...
🗣️Monday: @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social with guests @AtsukoComedy.bsky.social, Guy Branum, & @cristela.bsky.social
🍹Tuesday: @DirtyLaundryShow.bsky.social with guests @ryanbergara.bsky.social, @shanemadej.bsky.social, Selorm Kploanyi, & Steven Lim
🗣️Monday: @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social with guests @AtsukoComedy.bsky.social, Guy Branum, & @cristela.bsky.social
🍹Tuesday: @DirtyLaundryShow.bsky.social with guests @ryanbergara.bsky.social, @shanemadej.bsky.social, Selorm Kploanyi, & Steven Lim
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women will be like “date night with this handsome guy 💕” and it’s just ghost turnip
Ghost turnip, Fintown, County Donegal, Ireland, c. 1900 (replica), National Museum of Ireland
October 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
women will be like “date night with this handsome guy 💕” and it’s just ghost turnip
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
I weep for the day when this post will be screenshotted for its harrowingly accurate foresight but I nevertheless have a moral responsibility to say it: all Labubus will detonate on Christmas morning 2025.
October 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I weep for the day when this post will be screenshotted for its harrowingly accurate foresight but I nevertheless have a moral responsibility to say it: all Labubus will detonate on Christmas morning 2025.
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made this happy little frame for my art website :)
October 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
made this happy little frame for my art website :)
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Undoubtedly the coolest marine footage ever captured and so I think we are now in the clear to bomb all the oceans and destroy these horrible beasts forever.
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Undoubtedly the coolest marine footage ever captured and so I think we are now in the clear to bomb all the oceans and destroy these horrible beasts forever.
Every few years a pilot episode makes me go fully crazy and HELLOOOOOOOO to The Lowdown.
September 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Every few years a pilot episode makes me go fully crazy and HELLOOOOOOOO to The Lowdown.