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"Life is butyraceous" - things Burton Guster might say 🍍
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"Nice girls don't wear cha 👡cha 👡 heels" - Dawn Davenport
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A couple of years ago a trend began for making crocheted and knitted mini sofas for pet cats 🐈 #Caturday ....
I have all the materials; just haven't managed to get started on gift project #1,782 on my craft list.😞
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Opinion from @maxmccoy.com: American soldiers have long faced unlawful orders. They need courage and our support to resist. #ksleg
American soldiers have long faced unlawful orders. They need courage and our support to resist. • Kansas Reflector
The question of resisting illegal orders becomes a flash point in American politics every generation or so.
kansasreflector.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Opinion from @maxmccoy.com: American soldiers have long faced unlawful orders. They need courage and our support to resist. #ksleg
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Contrary to what some liberal critics say, John Roberts has kept his pledge to only call balls and strikes. He never promised that the strike zone would be the same for Democrats and Republicans.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Contrary to what some liberal critics say, John Roberts has kept his pledge to only call balls and strikes. He never promised that the strike zone would be the same for Democrats and Republicans.
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Do the justices have any rules they won’t let Republicans break?
The Texas gerrymandering case is a test of the Supreme Court's integrity
Do the justices have any rules they won't let Republicans break?
www.motherjones.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Do the justices have any rules they won’t let Republicans break?
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For $5, Fergus will come to your Thanksgiving dinner, eat a turkey leg, and be a general distraction. If any of your relatives talk nonsense he will immediately ask "is this because I'm black?" and make the rest of the dinner awkward.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
For $5, Fergus will come to your Thanksgiving dinner, eat a turkey leg, and be a general distraction. If any of your relatives talk nonsense he will immediately ask "is this because I'm black?" and make the rest of the dinner awkward.
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The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Talked to a small business owner in PA just before the election in '24. "Oh, he's not going to do tariffs," she said.
He did it the last time, I said.
"I don't remember that."
You own a small business and you don't remember tariffs?
"Oh, Tom, you're funny."
It's impossible to get through.
He did it the last time, I said.
"I don't remember that."
You own a small business and you don't remember tariffs?
"Oh, Tom, you're funny."
It's impossible to get through.
Farmers in the Midwest kept their hands on the stove in 2024, even tho they had to be bailed out by subsidies in the First Reign of Terror.
And once again, he sold them out again with the tariffs.
Surprise! Surprise!
Smh
And once again, he sold them out again with the tariffs.
Surprise! Surprise!
Smh
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Talked to a small business owner in PA just before the election in '24. "Oh, he's not going to do tariffs," she said.
He did it the last time, I said.
"I don't remember that."
You own a small business and you don't remember tariffs?
"Oh, Tom, you're funny."
It's impossible to get through.
He did it the last time, I said.
"I don't remember that."
You own a small business and you don't remember tariffs?
"Oh, Tom, you're funny."
It's impossible to get through.
I have all the materials; just haven't managed to get started on gift project #1,782 on my craft list.😞
A couple of years ago a trend began for making crocheted and knitted mini sofas for pet cats 🐈 #Caturday ....
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I have all the materials; just haven't managed to get started on gift project #1,782 on my craft list.😞
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Trump’s peace plan for Russia and Ukraine is as absurdly cruel as a wedding plan for a rapist and his victim.
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Trump’s peace plan for Russia and Ukraine is as absurdly cruel as a wedding plan for a rapist and his victim.
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My brain is an organ, and it was not designed to put up with your shit.
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My brain is an organ, and it was not designed to put up with your shit.
Higher gun ownership rates lead to more gun homicides of pregnant women, new study says kansasreflector.com/2025/11/16/r...
Higher gun ownership rates lead to more gun homicides of pregnant women, new study says • Kansas Reflector
Homicide rates among pregnant women increase with the rate of firearm ownership, according to a state-by-state study.
kansasreflector.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Higher gun ownership rates lead to more gun homicides of pregnant women, new study says kansasreflector.com/2025/11/16/r...
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Ray Eames (1912 – 1988), US artist and designer who worked in a variety of media, including furniture and fabric design #Womensart
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Ray Eames (1912 – 1988), US artist and designer who worked in a variety of media, including furniture and fabric design #Womensart
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If @kenwhite.bsky.social isn't Quiet Piggy Hat by the end of the day, then social media has no reason to exist
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If @kenwhite.bsky.social isn't Quiet Piggy Hat by the end of the day, then social media has no reason to exist
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ICE abducted Leticia Jacobo and tried to deport her, she is Native American.
Polk County Sheriff’s Office, which held her for ICE, admitted that it was a ‘clerical error’.
Her family fought through layers of bureaucracy to stop her from being disappeared.
www.iowapublicradio.org/ipr-news/202...
Polk County Sheriff’s Office, which held her for ICE, admitted that it was a ‘clerical error’.
Her family fought through layers of bureaucracy to stop her from being disappeared.
www.iowapublicradio.org/ipr-news/202...
Native American woman nearly deported after Polk County Jail issues ICE detainer by mistake
A Native American woman from Arizona was nearly deported by federal immigration officials after a clerical error at the Polk County Jail. The woman's family had to scramble to prove she was Indigenous...
www.iowapublicradio.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
ICE abducted Leticia Jacobo and tried to deport her, she is Native American.
Polk County Sheriff’s Office, which held her for ICE, admitted that it was a ‘clerical error’.
Her family fought through layers of bureaucracy to stop her from being disappeared.
www.iowapublicradio.org/ipr-news/202...
Polk County Sheriff’s Office, which held her for ICE, admitted that it was a ‘clerical error’.
Her family fought through layers of bureaucracy to stop her from being disappeared.
www.iowapublicradio.org/ipr-news/202...
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Lol exactly, "men want to have families while exerting zero effort and are SHOCKED that women aren't swarming them for the chance of unrelenting servitude."
A real Sherlock level mystery.
A real Sherlock level mystery.
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Lol exactly, "men want to have families while exerting zero effort and are SHOCKED that women aren't swarming them for the chance of unrelenting servitude."
A real Sherlock level mystery.
A real Sherlock level mystery.
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All women are goddesses born from sea foam except for those of us who were born from the mists of a dark forest
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
All women are goddesses born from sea foam except for those of us who were born from the mists of a dark forest
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Daina Taimina, a Cornell University mathematician uses crochet to demonstrate Hyperbolic Geometry #womensart
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Daina Taimina, a Cornell University mathematician uses crochet to demonstrate Hyperbolic Geometry #womensart
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/2 …I understand the lack of faith, lack of the benefit of the doubt, lack of institutional confidence the Supreme Court has engendered with its Shadow Docket partisanship and its increasingly bizarre and indefensible decisions like the immunity ruling.
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
/2 …I understand the lack of faith, lack of the benefit of the doubt, lack of institutional confidence the Supreme Court has engendered with its Shadow Docket partisanship and its increasingly bizarre and indefensible decisions like the immunity ruling.
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We have had enough winning.
by Senate Democrats
by Senate Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
We have had enough winning.
by Senate Democrats
by Senate Democrats
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November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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No one could accuse Donald of being woke.
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
No one could accuse Donald of being woke.
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Marxist my eye! 🏹👁️🎯
In 1066 minarchist monarch William the Conquerer defeated Communist Harold Godwinson at the Battle of Hastings, ending Godwinson’s failing Marxist policy of having names with Æ in them
Trump: "For 1,000 years, communism has not worked"
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Marxist my eye! 🏹👁️🎯
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Cuomo could still win the election for NYC mayor if only Mike Pence has the courage.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Cuomo could still win the election for NYC mayor if only Mike Pence has the courage.
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Australia now has so much solar power that the government will require utilities to sell customers free electricity for three hours per day.
Millions to receive free electricity in 2026 thanks to Australia’s solar boom | TechCrunch
Australia now has so much solar power that the government will require utilities to sell customers free electricity for three hours per day.
techcrunch.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Australia now has so much solar power that the government will require utilities to sell customers free electricity for three hours per day.