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"We must intensify our efforts! I have an urgent need to be human again!" - Barnabas Collins
"Nice girls don't wear cha 👡cha 👡 heels" - Dawn Davenport
"Life is butyraceous" - things Burton Guster might say 🍍
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Brian speaks like someone who thinks women are only good for one thing...he's not lonely enough.
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Truth.
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
He's saying she is "letting people at work disrespect her" while he is actively disrespecting her ... so it's OK when he does it?
Now threatening violence?!?!
I don't see anything to salvage here, truly.
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
👌Perfect
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I agree: He's also the kind of guy who can only handle relationships with people who support his pursuits...this guy would dump a sick spouse in a heartbeat and as you say, dump his folks in a nursing home and move on to chase a life where he can just use people, not care about them.
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So lovely!
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So basically, everything wrong in OP's life is the fault of women. Got it. ✔️
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm disturbed by "when the incel confessed"...😱

Hope "she" is ok.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
...I first read it as "My alpha loves when I spray this on it, gets him feral."🤢 I now realize that was wrong on my part...but I still need a good brain bleaching to remove all the mental images this post provides regardless of comma placement...😖
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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My brain is an organ, and it was not designed to put up with your shit.
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Yes! 👏
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Lol exactly, "men want to have families while exerting zero effort and are SHOCKED that women aren't swarming them for the chance of unrelenting servitude."

A real Sherlock level mystery.
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM