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My jokes are bad.
My jokes are bad.
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One day, hopefully soon, the Louvre will recognize my efforts.
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Why POC collectively hold our breath when there’s a mass shooting or high profile crime before the suspect is even identified:
• Afghan man shoots a National Guard member:
With zero knowledge of the background or motive, the right screams that Muslims are terrorists and must be deported.
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• Afghan man shoots a National Guard member:
With zero knowledge of the background or motive, the right screams that Muslims are terrorists and must be deported.
🧵
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Why POC collectively hold our breath when there’s a mass shooting or high profile crime before the suspect is even identified:
• Afghan man shoots a National Guard member:
With zero knowledge of the background or motive, the right screams that Muslims are terrorists and must be deported.
🧵
• Afghan man shoots a National Guard member:
With zero knowledge of the background or motive, the right screams that Muslims are terrorists and must be deported.
🧵
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
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Nuzzi is like Trump in this sense: the worst thing about America is not that someone that awful exists, the worst thing is that much of the press promotes and normalizes it for clicks.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Nuzzi is like Trump in this sense: the worst thing about America is not that someone that awful exists, the worst thing is that much of the press promotes and normalizes it for clicks.
Well, a US “secretary of war” smiling and excited about US troops illegally deployed domestically getting shot was not on my 2025 bingo card.
Hegseth's demeanor is bizarre. He's almost on the verge of laughing while talking about the shooting of two National Guardsmen. He seems elated.
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Well, a US “secretary of war” smiling and excited about US troops illegally deployed domestically getting shot was not on my 2025 bingo card.
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
I just googled something and got a weird AI response. So I clicked on the links the the answer referenced. Both articles looked like AI slop.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I just googled something and got a weird AI response. So I clicked on the links the the answer referenced. Both articles looked like AI slop.
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
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ICE raids have a devastating effect on children's well-being and sense of safety. We all understand this.
But many Black men experience 2 things many times in life:
* Being a child in the car when their dad is pulled over for driving while Black
* Driving while Black with their child in the car
But many Black men experience 2 things many times in life:
* Being a child in the car when their dad is pulled over for driving while Black
* Driving while Black with their child in the car
How ICE raids are impacting children's wellbeing
YouTube video by NBC News
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November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
ICE raids have a devastating effect on children's well-being and sense of safety. We all understand this.
But many Black men experience 2 things many times in life:
* Being a child in the car when their dad is pulled over for driving while Black
* Driving while Black with their child in the car
But many Black men experience 2 things many times in life:
* Being a child in the car when their dad is pulled over for driving while Black
* Driving while Black with their child in the car
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"This is a plea for moderation and hilarity in these perilous times. Why settle for the normalization of violence when we can normalize the use of pies.
Behind every pie is not a fist,
but a high five, with a pie, to the face."
-VerminSupreme
Behind every pie is not a fist,
but a high five, with a pie, to the face."
-VerminSupreme
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"This is a plea for moderation and hilarity in these perilous times. Why settle for the normalization of violence when we can normalize the use of pies.
Behind every pie is not a fist,
but a high five, with a pie, to the face."
-VerminSupreme
Behind every pie is not a fist,
but a high five, with a pie, to the face."
-VerminSupreme
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JD Vance, Jared Kushner, and Steve Witkoff just drafted a plan that would effectively hand Ukraine over to Putin. But what were they really trying to do?
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
JD Vance, Jared Kushner, and Steve Witkoff just drafted a plan that would effectively hand Ukraine over to Putin. But what were they really trying to do?
My copy is arriving today! No backsies!
The best part of about MWL’s tech books is the schadenfreude I get from reading a burnt out systems engineer write about systems engineering.
I can’t wait to see what hot hell he subjects himself to next!
Am I a bad person?
The best part of about MWL’s tech books is the schadenfreude I get from reading a burnt out systems engineer write about systems engineering.
I can’t wait to see what hot hell he subjects himself to next!
Am I a bad person?
The #n4sa2e sponsor books have all been mailed (except for a couple problem cases) and are starting to arrive.
Which means I can probably tell folks about the #openzfsmastery sponsorship.
sponsor.mwl.io #sysadmin
Which means I can probably tell folks about the #openzfsmastery sponsorship.
sponsor.mwl.io #sysadmin
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November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My copy is arriving today! No backsies!
The best part of about MWL’s tech books is the schadenfreude I get from reading a burnt out systems engineer write about systems engineering.
I can’t wait to see what hot hell he subjects himself to next!
Am I a bad person?
The best part of about MWL’s tech books is the schadenfreude I get from reading a burnt out systems engineer write about systems engineering.
I can’t wait to see what hot hell he subjects himself to next!
Am I a bad person?
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
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Look at Cory Doctorow's 90s TV body language.
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November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Look at Cory Doctorow's 90s TV body language.
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Breaking character: I am open to the idea the media's coverage of Biden's age and mental acuity was fair or perhaps not even tough enough. But the fact that it was so much tougher than the coverage of Trump's (more severe) mental decline is damning and I can't see how anyone could argue otherwise.
NYT isn’t worth reading because they are in the bag for Trump
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Breaking character: I am open to the idea the media's coverage of Biden's age and mental acuity was fair or perhaps not even tough enough. But the fact that it was so much tougher than the coverage of Trump's (more severe) mental decline is damning and I can't see how anyone could argue otherwise.
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
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2028 is Vermin Supreme's year
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
2028 is Vermin Supreme's year
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this is one of those things I've been quoting for as long as I've been on the internet and I have to actively try to not just repeat it as often as I feel like or else everyone will think I'm insane
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
this is one of those things I've been quoting for as long as I've been on the internet and I have to actively try to not just repeat it as often as I feel like or else everyone will think I'm insane
The feature will kill you by adding additional artificial inheritance through the flux capacitor. However, it’s only for users who still have Twitter accounts. So we should all be fine, fam.
paul: hey guys here's a feature we've been working on for a while now
resistlibs: How will this feature kill me and my family. Also when are we getting private accounts
resistlibs: How will this feature kill me and my family. Also when are we getting private accounts
watching millenial and older bluesky users see the double opt-in contacts feature and slamming their heads into walls is very interesting. this is a microcosm of what it's like to run a social media site. people are going to lose their shit no matter how many disclaimers and assurances you give
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The feature will kill you by adding additional artificial inheritance through the flux capacitor. However, it’s only for users who still have Twitter accounts. So we should all be fine, fam.
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/13 Why? For proximity to power. For prestige. For attention.
Some tongues were made to praise God. Some tongues were made to sing. Some were made for poetry, some for prose, some to agitate and some to soothe.
But some tongues were made for the boot.
Some tongues were made to praise God. Some tongues were made to sing. Some were made for poetry, some for prose, some to agitate and some to soothe.
But some tongues were made for the boot.
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
/13 Why? For proximity to power. For prestige. For attention.
Some tongues were made to praise God. Some tongues were made to sing. Some were made for poetry, some for prose, some to agitate and some to soothe.
But some tongues were made for the boot.
Some tongues were made to praise God. Some tongues were made to sing. Some were made for poetry, some for prose, some to agitate and some to soothe.
But some tongues were made for the boot.
But I’m a person and I’m hung.
Hanged. Washington would possibly have hanged Trump. Not hung. Pictures are hung, people are hanged. 😉
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
But I’m a person and I’m hung.
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Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
Some racist NYT reporter slept with some of the worst people in America, and it’s somehow newsworthy?
I mean… whatever. I hope she enjoys her media tour and book sales? I don’t know why everyone is promoting it though. Please don’t tell me.
I mean… whatever. I hope she enjoys her media tour and book sales? I don’t know why everyone is promoting it though. Please don’t tell me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Some racist NYT reporter slept with some of the worst people in America, and it’s somehow newsworthy?
I mean… whatever. I hope she enjoys her media tour and book sales? I don’t know why everyone is promoting it though. Please don’t tell me.
I mean… whatever. I hope she enjoys her media tour and book sales? I don’t know why everyone is promoting it though. Please don’t tell me.
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Japan’s Sakurajima volcano on Kyushu erupted three times Sunday, sending ash 4.4 km into the air and forcing dozens of flight cancellations, per JMA.
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Japan’s Sakurajima volcano on Kyushu erupted three times Sunday, sending ash 4.4 km into the air and forcing dozens of flight cancellations, per JMA.
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"There are about a thousand of us" is devastating.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"There are about a thousand of us" is devastating.