Michael W|Warren Lucas
@mwl.io
Author of too many books. Sysadmin. Pet rats, martial arts, gelato. Punch white supremacists and TERFs. https://mwl.io.
Not the gay porn star.
Not the gay porn star.
Pinned
Michael W|Warren Lucas
@mwl.io
· Nov 15
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I genuinely hope Planthony is having a good day today
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 18, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I genuinely hope Planthony is having a good day today
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Whatever you do, however you feel, do not let them take your joy from you.
No matter how small or insignificant it might seem, so long as you can hold onto that, they will never win.
No matter how small or insignificant it might seem, so long as you can hold onto that, they will never win.
January 18, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Whatever you do, however you feel, do not let them take your joy from you.
No matter how small or insignificant it might seem, so long as you can hold onto that, they will never win.
No matter how small or insignificant it might seem, so long as you can hold onto that, they will never win.
SO close to a perfect ending:
"Farewell, friend. I was a thousand times more evil than thou!"
"Farewell, friend. I was a thousand times more evil than thou!"
Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
January 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
SO close to a perfect ending:
"Farewell, friend. I was a thousand times more evil than thou!"
"Farewell, friend. I was a thousand times more evil than thou!"
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Question from the MFA workshop that has surprised us with how hard it was to answer—help us out BlueSky!
What *living* straight male writers can you think of (speculative fic or otherwise) who write good sex (not rape) scenes that don’t feel gross or exploitative etc?
What *living* straight male writers can you think of (speculative fic or otherwise) who write good sex (not rape) scenes that don’t feel gross or exploitative etc?
January 17, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Question from the MFA workshop that has surprised us with how hard it was to answer—help us out BlueSky!
What *living* straight male writers can you think of (speculative fic or otherwise) who write good sex (not rape) scenes that don’t feel gross or exploitative etc?
What *living* straight male writers can you think of (speculative fic or otherwise) who write good sex (not rape) scenes that don’t feel gross or exploitative etc?
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
John Constantine: Hellblazer - The Soul Play
YouTube video by Waking Dream Studios
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Most jails on my #freebsd server need either pgsql or mariadb.
I could stop running databases everywhere with a database jail, eliminating many small points of small failures by implementing a single point of complete failure.
Which is better? All I know is whatever choice wins, I lose. #sysadmin
I could stop running databases everywhere with a database jail, eliminating many small points of small failures by implementing a single point of complete failure.
Which is better? All I know is whatever choice wins, I lose. #sysadmin
January 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
In life David Lynch was known widely for being the absolute king of weird beard arthouse filmmakers. In death, he is known mostly for his kindness, work ethic, and just being an all around rad person that made films HIS way. And I absolutely love that. What a legacy.
Rest in peace, king.
Rest in peace, king.
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 PM
In life David Lynch was known widely for being the absolute king of weird beard arthouse filmmakers. In death, he is known mostly for his kindness, work ethic, and just being an all around rad person that made films HIS way. And I absolutely love that. What a legacy.
Rest in peace, king.
Rest in peace, king.
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Superspies and mayhem! The first Viral Agents book--AGENT ZERO--is $2.99USD (and CAD) in ebook through these retailers, until January 21. books2read.com/agentzero
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Superspies and mayhem! The first Viral Agents book--AGENT ZERO--is $2.99USD (and CAD) in ebook through these retailers, until January 21. books2read.com/agentzero
Today's plan: clean out my inbox, except for the messages from Ken Thompson about blurbing "Ed Mastery."
If you never hear from me again, you know what happened.
If you never hear from me again, you know what happened.
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Today's plan: clean out my inbox, except for the messages from Ken Thompson about blurbing "Ed Mastery."
If you never hear from me again, you know what happened.
If you never hear from me again, you know what happened.
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Only one day left to submit for BSDCan 2026!
Deadline January 17, 2026, see www.bsdcan.org/2026/papers....
About the BSD conferences: nxdomain.no/~peter/what_...
#bsdcan #OpenBSD #NetBSD #FreeBSD #conference #development #networking #security @bsdcan.bsky.social
Deadline January 17, 2026, see www.bsdcan.org/2026/papers....
About the BSD conferences: nxdomain.no/~peter/what_...
#bsdcan #OpenBSD #NetBSD #FreeBSD #conference #development #networking #security @bsdcan.bsky.social
Call for papers — BSDCan
BSDCan is a technical BSD conference held in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
www.bsdcan.org
January 16, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Only one day left to submit for BSDCan 2026!
Deadline January 17, 2026, see www.bsdcan.org/2026/papers....
About the BSD conferences: nxdomain.no/~peter/what_...
#bsdcan #OpenBSD #NetBSD #FreeBSD #conference #development #networking #security @bsdcan.bsky.social
Deadline January 17, 2026, see www.bsdcan.org/2026/papers....
About the BSD conferences: nxdomain.no/~peter/what_...
#bsdcan #OpenBSD #NetBSD #FreeBSD #conference #development #networking #security @bsdcan.bsky.social
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Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
My First Ever Awards Eligibility Post: mwl.io/archives/24549
Yes, for the first time in my life I'm suggesting you awards folk consider one of my books. (As one might expect from the author of '$ git commit murder' and the Networknomicon, actually nominating me would be... unwise.)
Yes, for the first time in my life I'm suggesting you awards folk consider one of my books. (As one might expect from the author of '$ git commit murder' and the Networknomicon, actually nominating me would be... unwise.)
My First Ever Awards Eligibility Post – Michael W Lucas
mwl.io
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
My First Ever Awards Eligibility Post: mwl.io/archives/24549
Yes, for the first time in my life I'm suggesting you awards folk consider one of my books. (As one might expect from the author of '$ git commit murder' and the Networknomicon, actually nominating me would be... unwise.)
Yes, for the first time in my life I'm suggesting you awards folk consider one of my books. (As one might expect from the author of '$ git commit murder' and the Networknomicon, actually nominating me would be... unwise.)
Reposted by Michael W|Warren Lucas
#RodentOfTheDay Greater Blind Mole Rat (Spalax microphthalmus)
"...from the steppes of Ukraine & from southern Russia between the Dnieper and the Volga rivers. Its range extends northwards to the Oryol to Kursk railway line & southwards to the North Caucasus "
Ph/inf: animalia.bio/greater-mole...
"...from the steppes of Ukraine & from southern Russia between the Dnieper and the Volga rivers. Its range extends northwards to the Oryol to Kursk railway line & southwards to the North Caucasus "
Ph/inf: animalia.bio/greater-mole...
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 PM
#RodentOfTheDay Greater Blind Mole Rat (Spalax microphthalmus)
"...from the steppes of Ukraine & from southern Russia between the Dnieper and the Volga rivers. Its range extends northwards to the Oryol to Kursk railway line & southwards to the North Caucasus "
Ph/inf: animalia.bio/greater-mole...
"...from the steppes of Ukraine & from southern Russia between the Dnieper and the Volga rivers. Its range extends northwards to the Oryol to Kursk railway line & southwards to the North Caucasus "
Ph/inf: animalia.bio/greater-mole...
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a non-zero number of pasty-faced ICE goons who are fully ancestry dot com-pilled about being like .0002% Irish will have their day sincerely, authentically ruined by this knowledge, and that makes it so beautiful to me
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
a non-zero number of pasty-faced ICE goons who are fully ancestry dot com-pilled about being like .0002% Irish will have their day sincerely, authentically ruined by this knowledge, and that makes it so beautiful to me
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Then you realize it's not actually communism. Personal pricing is a vacuum designed to hoover up the surplus capital that would allow anyone but the ultra-wealthy to generate and maintain wealth. Personalized pricing means your bank account will always be $0.
January 15, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Then you realize it's not actually communism. Personal pricing is a vacuum designed to hoover up the surplus capital that would allow anyone but the ultra-wealthy to generate and maintain wealth. Personalized pricing means your bank account will always be $0.
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7 hours left on the #Detectives Collide Kickstarter. Backers get 5 books of short stories featuring detectives. That’s 100 stories + 6 more for hitting stretch goals. More #books in the rewards, all discounted. And #writing workshops too!
#booksky
www.kickstarter.com/projects/403...
#booksky
www.kickstarter.com/projects/403...
DETECTIVES COLLIDE: A Make 100 Kickstarter
100 Short Stories in 5 Volumes... 50 from Kristine Kathryn Rusch and 50 from Dean Wesley Smith
www.kickstarter.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
7 hours left on the #Detectives Collide Kickstarter. Backers get 5 books of short stories featuring detectives. That’s 100 stories + 6 more for hitting stretch goals. More #books in the rewards, all discounted. And #writing workshops too!
#booksky
www.kickstarter.com/projects/403...
#booksky
www.kickstarter.com/projects/403...
The new #FreeBSDJournal is out! Includes my Letters column, where someone calls out my bullshit. Or tries to.
freebsdfoundation.org/our-work/jou...
freebsdfoundation.org/our-work/jou...
FreeBSD 15.0 | FreeBSD Foundation
freebsdfoundation.org
January 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
The new #FreeBSDJournal is out! Includes my Letters column, where someone calls out my bullshit. Or tries to.
freebsdfoundation.org/our-work/jou...
freebsdfoundation.org/our-work/jou...