Michael W|Warren Lucas
@mwl.io
Author of too many books. Sysadmin. Pet rats, martial arts, gelato. Punch white supremacists and TERFs. https://mwl.io.
Not the gay porn star.
Not the gay porn star.
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Michael W|Warren Lucas
@mwl.io
· Nov 15
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I larfed.
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
LOS ANGELES—Faced with one final test before his admission to the criminal organization, gang initiate Hector Gunnerson was reportedly forced to peacefully deescalate a conflict Thursday to prove that...
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November 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I larfed.
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I will drop a celebrity like a hot potato if they're transphobic.
No one is free unless we are all free. When you start to add caveats to who gets autonomy and freedom, we've already lost the battle.
No one is free unless we are all free. When you start to add caveats to who gets autonomy and freedom, we've already lost the battle.
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I will drop a celebrity like a hot potato if they're transphobic.
No one is free unless we are all free. When you start to add caveats to who gets autonomy and freedom, we've already lost the battle.
No one is free unless we are all free. When you start to add caveats to who gets autonomy and freedom, we've already lost the battle.
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
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November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
📣 Buying direct keeps small presses alive.
And this weekend, you save big while doing it — 40% off all bundles.
Coupon: BFCM40
📚 storiesrulepress.com/SuperBundles
#BlackFridaySale #YEGbooks #IndieAuthor #BookDeals #BookSale #CyberMonday #YEGbooks #YEGreads #YEGauthors #YEGshopping #ShopLocalYEG
And this weekend, you save big while doing it — 40% off all bundles.
Coupon: BFCM40
📚 storiesrulepress.com/SuperBundles
#BlackFridaySale #YEGbooks #IndieAuthor #BookDeals #BookSale #CyberMonday #YEGbooks #YEGreads #YEGauthors #YEGshopping #ShopLocalYEG
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Two splendid historical moments to celebrate today: the 25th anniversary of the news of Sooty the guinea pig’s sexual excesses, and the 1,009th of Edmund ‘Ironside’ II getting done in by being stabbed up the bum while on the privy. Possibly. As you can see, we’re starting with the ‘Romeo’ rodent...
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Two splendid historical moments to celebrate today: the 25th anniversary of the news of Sooty the guinea pig’s sexual excesses, and the 1,009th of Edmund ‘Ironside’ II getting done in by being stabbed up the bum while on the privy. Possibly. As you can see, we’re starting with the ‘Romeo’ rodent...
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i am a sole proprietorship bc "idiot with adhd" isnt a valid entity on my taxes
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i am a sole proprietorship bc "idiot with adhd" isnt a valid entity on my taxes
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CEOs
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
CEOs
Annie and Dave are a double threat in romance shorts.
Short stories, that is. Not, like, boxers. That would be weird.
Short stories, that is. Not, like, boxers. That would be weird.
So very proud to introduce ROMANCE FOR ALL SEASONS, a quarterly romance anthology edited by Annie Reed and myself. If you're a fan of romance novels or novels of any genre, give these wonderful romance short stories a try. I am SURE you'll be happy you did!
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November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Annie and Dave are a double threat in romance shorts.
Short stories, that is. Not, like, boxers. That would be weird.
Short stories, that is. Not, like, boxers. That would be weird.
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Small Business Saturday!
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eBooks – Dragon's Roost Press
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November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Small Business Saturday!
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Minimum Viable Profanity, this.
@mwl.io has swears! They've used 114 profanities in their last 2,226 posts.
🥇 "damn" (19 times)
🥈 "crap" (14 times)
🥉 "dammit" (9 times)
🥇 "damn" (19 times)
🥈 "crap" (14 times)
🥉 "dammit" (9 times)
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Minimum Viable Profanity, this.
@profanity.accountant Go on. Tell me I'm filthy.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
@profanity.accountant Go on. Tell me I'm filthy.
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if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
A new story collection escaped! Sorta.
The Wee Beasties Bundle storybundle.com/animals has 14 tiny critter books for $25. Great deal, and supports World Central Kitchen.
My book "Beastly Virtues" will never be released anywhere else. Ever. Grab it now or miss out FOREVER.
The Wee Beasties Bundle storybundle.com/animals has 14 tiny critter books for $25. Great deal, and supports World Central Kitchen.
My book "Beastly Virtues" will never be released anywhere else. Ever. Grab it now or miss out FOREVER.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
A new story collection escaped! Sorta.
The Wee Beasties Bundle storybundle.com/animals has 14 tiny critter books for $25. Great deal, and supports World Central Kitchen.
My book "Beastly Virtues" will never be released anywhere else. Ever. Grab it now or miss out FOREVER.
The Wee Beasties Bundle storybundle.com/animals has 14 tiny critter books for $25. Great deal, and supports World Central Kitchen.
My book "Beastly Virtues" will never be released anywhere else. Ever. Grab it now or miss out FOREVER.
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
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"Daily?!" Pity watched the humans holding hands. "Love, eh?"
The cloud roiled yes.
"What's the rent on that?"
"Free."
"Free?! Bummer," said Pity.
"Aye."
"You plan to drizzle, mate?"
Nothing but rain.
The cloud roiled yes.
"What's the rent on that?"
"Free."
"Free?! Bummer," said Pity.
"Aye."
"You plan to drizzle, mate?"
Nothing but rain.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Daily?!" Pity watched the humans holding hands. "Love, eh?"
The cloud roiled yes.
"What's the rent on that?"
"Free."
"Free?! Bummer," said Pity.
"Aye."
"You plan to drizzle, mate?"
Nothing but rain.
The cloud roiled yes.
"What's the rent on that?"
"Free."
"Free?! Bummer," said Pity.
"Aye."
"You plan to drizzle, mate?"
Nothing but rain.
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Microfiction:
Pity commiserated, stifling its grin. "Put you out, did he? What'd you charge?"
"A bit of his flesh & spirit," said the settling cloud.
The grin escaped now & then at the flashes of lightning amidst the churn. "You get greedy?"
"A daily bit is all."
Pity commiserated, stifling its grin. "Put you out, did he? What'd you charge?"
"A bit of his flesh & spirit," said the settling cloud.
The grin escaped now & then at the flashes of lightning amidst the churn. "You get greedy?"
"A daily bit is all."
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Microfiction:
Pity commiserated, stifling its grin. "Put you out, did he? What'd you charge?"
"A bit of his flesh & spirit," said the settling cloud.
The grin escaped now & then at the flashes of lightning amidst the churn. "You get greedy?"
"A daily bit is all."
Pity commiserated, stifling its grin. "Put you out, did he? What'd you charge?"
"A bit of his flesh & spirit," said the settling cloud.
The grin escaped now & then at the flashes of lightning amidst the churn. "You get greedy?"
"A daily bit is all."
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November 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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STORYBUNDLE has a brand new set of books for you to enjoy! Find creatures of all shapes and sizes. The bundle has even more to offer, including 8 exclusive books and all the fun of their characters! Get everything in the WEE BEASTIES STORYBUNDLE here: storybundle.com/animals
#storybundle #reading
#storybundle #reading
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
STORYBUNDLE has a brand new set of books for you to enjoy! Find creatures of all shapes and sizes. The bundle has even more to offer, including 8 exclusive books and all the fun of their characters! Get everything in the WEE BEASTIES STORYBUNDLE here: storybundle.com/animals
#storybundle #reading
#storybundle #reading
No, I don't do Black Friday sales.
But coupon code MWL gets you 10% off print/epub combos every day.
mwl.io/shop
But coupon code MWL gets you 10% off print/epub combos every day.
mwl.io/shop
Tilted Windmill Press
Because Amazon will waste your money on executive salaries, and the author will use it to spoil his pets.
mwl.io
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No, I don't do Black Friday sales.
But coupon code MWL gets you 10% off print/epub combos every day.
mwl.io/shop
But coupon code MWL gets you 10% off print/epub combos every day.
mwl.io/shop
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nobody:
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
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Since it's a big weekend for consumerism, I just want to put out there that buying an indie author's book in any format is "shopping small" no matter where you choose to buy it from.
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Since it's a big weekend for consumerism, I just want to put out there that buying an indie author's book in any format is "shopping small" no matter where you choose to buy it from.
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Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performs with his metal band at Taiwan-Finland cultural event! 🤘✊️
That's what I call great ambassador
That's what I call great ambassador
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performs with his metal band at Taiwan-Finland cultural event! 🤘✊️
That's what I call great ambassador
That's what I call great ambassador
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Oh my god. She's 1000% right. This makes so much sense.
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Oh my god. She's 1000% right. This makes so much sense.
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
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I trashed James Thurber in a previous post, so now it's time to say something nice about another writer. If you've ever enjoyed Ray Bradbury, you need to read this beautiful story about when he met the real Mr. Electro.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I trashed James Thurber in a previous post, so now it's time to say something nice about another writer. If you've ever enjoyed Ray Bradbury, you need to read this beautiful story about when he met the real Mr. Electro.
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