Rick Gualtieri
@rickgualtieri.com
Horror & Comedy Author, here to offer a temporary escape from all of life's BS. Fan of cryptids, Transformers, & Godzilla.
He/Him.
Check out my books at: https://rickgualtieri.com/links/
He/Him.
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Rick Gualtieri
@rickgualtieri.com
· Feb 18
What happens when a foul-mouthed gamer is mistakenly recruited into the ranks of the undead?
All hell breaks loose, duh!
The Tome of Bill horror comedy series, starting with BILL THE VAMPIRE.
There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K #books
All hell breaks loose, duh!
The Tome of Bill horror comedy series, starting with BILL THE VAMPIRE.
There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K #books
Wow. Don't know if I just got someone new or what, but Draft2Digital's customer service has definitely taken a turn for the worse.
3 days trying to explain to someone there was a problem with my book page, and 3 days of them offering solutions that had nothing to do with the actual problem.
3 days trying to explain to someone there was a problem with my book page, and 3 days of them offering solutions that had nothing to do with the actual problem.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Wow. Don't know if I just got someone new or what, but Draft2Digital's customer service has definitely taken a turn for the worse.
3 days trying to explain to someone there was a problem with my book page, and 3 days of them offering solutions that had nothing to do with the actual problem.
3 days trying to explain to someone there was a problem with my book page, and 3 days of them offering solutions that had nothing to do with the actual problem.
This one is finally done! Time to work on the blurb and figure a launch date.
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This one is finally done! Time to work on the blurb and figure a launch date.
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
Combining Alissa's canned sauce from her garden, with the liquid goodness saved from my chili to make some kickass spaghetti and meatballs tonight.
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Combining Alissa's canned sauce from her garden, with the liquid goodness saved from my chili to make some kickass spaghetti and meatballs tonight.
We need a gritty remake of Captain Planet in which he just goes around blowing up AI data centers.
a man with green hair and silver paint on his face is wearing a superhero costume .
Alt: a man with green hair and silver paint on his face is wearing a superhero costume .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We need a gritty remake of Captain Planet in which he just goes around blowing up AI data centers.
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
Pete Hegseth speaks about military operations with all the prowess of a 12 year old who just got his first copy of Call of Duty.
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Pete Hegseth speaks about military operations with all the prowess of a 12 year old who just got his first copy of Call of Duty.
Reposted by Rick Gualtieri
CTHULHU ARMAGEDDON is on sale for 99c this month. Enjoy the adventures of a post-apocalypse wasteland, revenge, and giant squid monsters. www.amazon.com/Cthulhu-Arma...
#FantasyIndiesDecember #books #horror #booksky #booklift
#FantasyIndiesDecember #books #horror #booksky #booklift
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
CTHULHU ARMAGEDDON is on sale for 99c this month. Enjoy the adventures of a post-apocalypse wasteland, revenge, and giant squid monsters. www.amazon.com/Cthulhu-Arma...
#FantasyIndiesDecember #books #horror #booksky #booklift
#FantasyIndiesDecember #books #horror #booksky #booklift
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
Finished “final” editing on a story today. Tomorrow is checking for formatting gaffs and crutch words.
Fun stuff, said no one ever.
Fun stuff, said no one ever.
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Finished “final” editing on a story today. Tomorrow is checking for formatting gaffs and crutch words.
Fun stuff, said no one ever.
Fun stuff, said no one ever.
I enjoyed the first Netflix Troll movie, but Troll 2 unfortunately is one of those sequels that abandons storytelling logic in favor of “stuff happens because we say it happens.”
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I enjoyed the first Netflix Troll movie, but Troll 2 unfortunately is one of those sequels that abandons storytelling logic in favor of “stuff happens because we say it happens.”
Huh. First time I've tried to update a book only for Draft2Digital's system to be borked.
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Huh. First time I've tried to update a book only for Draft2Digital's system to be borked.
It’s one of those days where we stuff the doggos into their sweaters.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s one of those days where we stuff the doggos into their sweaters.
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
Ah Cyber Monday, aka “here’s all the shit we couldn’t get rid of last week, with a new label but same price.”
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Ah Cyber Monday, aka “here’s all the shit we couldn’t get rid of last week, with a new label but same price.”
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
I dunno. Drip Bear sounds like either the name or a cryptid, a sex position, or some dude’s drug dealer.
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I dunno. Drip Bear sounds like either the name or a cryptid, a sex position, or some dude’s drug dealer.
Stores: "Here's our Black Friday sale!"
(notices there's plenty of shit left over)
Stores: Here's our Cyber Monday sale!"
(notices there's plenty of shit left over)
Stores: Here's our Cyber Monday sale!"
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Stores: "Here's our Black Friday sale!"
(notices there's plenty of shit left over)
Stores: Here's our Cyber Monday sale!"
(notices there's plenty of shit left over)
Stores: Here's our Cyber Monday sale!"
It's never a bad time to punch evil right in its stupid, fucking face!
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It's never a bad time to punch evil right in its stupid, fucking face!
I don't care how many years it's been with us, Cyber Monday is still the stupidest shopping holiday name imaginable.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don't care how many years it's been with us, Cyber Monday is still the stupidest shopping holiday name imaginable.
Had to run out to my oldest’s place yesterday to feed her cats.
Got back to find my youngest had demolished the pie I’d made for Thanksgiving dessert.
Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. 🤣
Got back to find my youngest had demolished the pie I’d made for Thanksgiving dessert.
Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Had to run out to my oldest’s place yesterday to feed her cats.
Got back to find my youngest had demolished the pie I’d made for Thanksgiving dessert.
Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. 🤣
Got back to find my youngest had demolished the pie I’d made for Thanksgiving dessert.
Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. 🤣
When you make a typo and keep typing in the hope that autocorrect fixes this random mashup of letters.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
When you make a typo and keep typing in the hope that autocorrect fixes this random mashup of letters.
I love both prologues and epilogues and if they’re in a book I will read them both happily.
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I love both prologues and epilogues and if they’re in a book I will read them both happily.
Get ready to die laughing!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Get ready to die laughing!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
Ready for a terrifying Bigfoot thriller?
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ready for a terrifying Bigfoot thriller?
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA