Rick Gualtieri
@rickgualtieri.com
Horror & Comedy Author, here to offer a temporary escape from all of life's BS. Fan of cryptids, Transformers, & Godzilla.
He/Him.
Check out my books at: https://rickgualtieri.com/links/
He/Him.
Check out my books at: https://rickgualtieri.com/links/
This one is finally done! Time to work on the blurb and figure a launch date.
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This one is finally done! Time to work on the blurb and figure a launch date.
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
It’s one of those days where we stuff the doggos into their sweaters.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s one of those days where we stuff the doggos into their sweaters.
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
I dunno. Drip Bear sounds like either the name or a cryptid, a sex position, or some dude’s drug dealer.
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I dunno. Drip Bear sounds like either the name or a cryptid, a sex position, or some dude’s drug dealer.
It's never a bad time to punch evil right in its stupid, fucking face!
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It's never a bad time to punch evil right in its stupid, fucking face!
Get ready to die laughing!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Get ready to die laughing!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
Ready for a terrifying Bigfoot thriller?
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ready for a terrifying Bigfoot thriller?
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
For when you don’t need to roll a Nat20 so much as throw one through some fucker’s windshield.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
For when you don’t need to roll a Nat20 so much as throw one through some fucker’s windshield.
Get ready to die laughing!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Get ready to die laughing!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
Me: "I have ten pages left in this edit. Can you let me finish?"
The cat:
The cat:
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Me: "I have ten pages left in this edit. Can you let me finish?"
The cat:
The cat:
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
Lap goblin says “No editing for you, author monkey!”
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Lap goblin says “No editing for you, author monkey!”
I honestly don’t get why mobile game companies are so addicted to selling a lie, especially when the game itself is fine.
But they’d rather sell something that doesn’t exist, rather than actually build the game they’re showing in the ads.
But they’d rather sell something that doesn’t exist, rather than actually build the game they’re showing in the ads.
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I honestly don’t get why mobile game companies are so addicted to selling a lie, especially when the game itself is fine.
But they’d rather sell something that doesn’t exist, rather than actually build the game they’re showing in the ads.
But they’d rather sell something that doesn’t exist, rather than actually build the game they’re showing in the ads.
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
AI Bros lining up to outsource their lack of imagination.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
AI Bros lining up to outsource their lack of imagination.
Ready for a terrifying Bigfoot thriller?
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ready for a terrifying Bigfoot thriller?
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
Get ready to die laughing!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Get ready to die laughing!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1