Sequel to the Internet
@sequel2internet.bsky.social
The internet is great! But isn’t it time for a sequel? Let’s build the internet 2 together! Looking for investors and ideas for what features to include.
Proud to announce that our new internet will make your computer 100% compatible with all 1990s VCR Boardgames.
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Proud to announce that our new internet will make your computer 100% compatible with all 1990s VCR Boardgames.
Paddling a wet river, Confucius was heard lamenting, “the purpose of a sequel is to strengthen the original, and also kick its ass!!!!!!” (He also said invest in the Sequel to the Internet before you miss out)
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Paddling a wet river, Confucius was heard lamenting, “the purpose of a sequel is to strengthen the original, and also kick its ass!!!!!!” (He also said invest in the Sequel to the Internet before you miss out)
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Too often work gets in the way of the important stuff like not working.
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Too often work gets in the way of the important stuff like not working.
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If you listen very carefully you can hear the Mario shrinking sound whenever I get my feelings hurt
February 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
If you listen very carefully you can hear the Mario shrinking sound whenever I get my feelings hurt
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wacky inflatable arm guys took my job
February 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
wacky inflatable arm guys took my job
Tired of an internet that won’t let you steal music. Forget that. The internet 2 lets you download as many free tunes as you want. Our server holds millions of songs. Right now only Filter’s “Hey Man, Nice Shot.” Download it as much as you want. More to come!
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Tired of an internet that won’t let you steal music. Forget that. The internet 2 lets you download as many free tunes as you want. Our server holds millions of songs. Right now only Filter’s “Hey Man, Nice Shot.” Download it as much as you want. More to come!
Our refurbished internet will introduce all new Care Bears you hadn’t even imagined. Like Verklempt Bear. Not sure what image will be on the shirt yet.
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Our refurbished internet will introduce all new Care Bears you hadn’t even imagined. Like Verklempt Bear. Not sure what image will be on the shirt yet.
It’s Janice’s birthday on Thursday. Should we get her a cake? Would a loaf work? To save money? Building a new internet is expensive.
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
It’s Janice’s birthday on Thursday. Should we get her a cake? Would a loaf work? To save money? Building a new internet is expensive.
Our Super Bowl commercial airs at 3:35am on PBS. Has the great niece of the “Where’s the Beef” lady.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Our Super Bowl commercial airs at 3:35am on PBS. Has the great niece of the “Where’s the Beef” lady.
STRETCH GOAL ACHIEVED! We have 30,000 backers for the Sequel to the Internet! You did this! You were already getting a free version of Ski Free…but now it will be Ski Free: Skyrim Edition! Gonna be epic!
a pixel art drawing of a chicken riding a robot
Alt: A gif showing 90s Ski Free computer game Yeti eating a pixelated skier.
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February 8, 2026 at 3:20 AM
STRETCH GOAL ACHIEVED! We have 30,000 backers for the Sequel to the Internet! You did this! You were already getting a free version of Ski Free…but now it will be Ski Free: Skyrim Edition! Gonna be epic!
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An animated remake of 8 Mile starring Tygra from Thundercats instead of Eminem.
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
An animated remake of 8 Mile starring Tygra from Thundercats instead of Eminem.
It’s been my dream to create a sequel to the internet before the first internet was even invented. If that doesn’t inspire you, idk what you’re waiting for. Like a care bear that transforms into a fighter jet or something? That’s impossible and you know it.
February 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
It’s been my dream to create a sequel to the internet before the first internet was even invented. If that doesn’t inspire you, idk what you’re waiting for. Like a care bear that transforms into a fighter jet or something? That’s impossible and you know it.
Tired of a physical newspaper flopping on your front porch each day…getting ink everywhere? Say goodbye to that. With propriety tech included with the Internet 2, get your newspaper faxed to you, piping hot, every morning. (It will actually be very hot, give it a minute)
February 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Tired of a physical newspaper flopping on your front porch each day…getting ink everywhere? Say goodbye to that. With propriety tech included with the Internet 2, get your newspaper faxed to you, piping hot, every morning. (It will actually be very hot, give it a minute)
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Why can’t we turn a small part of public libraries into casinos. Maybe a sports betting desk. IDK might get more kids interested in reading.
February 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Why can’t we turn a small part of public libraries into casinos. Maybe a sports betting desk. IDK might get more kids interested in reading.
Had to testify before congress today. So there’s that. 😕 But still pushing forward on the Internet 2 despite billionaires trying to stop it. I want to assure all of our early backers that they still get a pewter collector’s medallion.
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Had to testify before congress today. So there’s that. 😕 But still pushing forward on the Internet 2 despite billionaires trying to stop it. I want to assure all of our early backers that they still get a pewter collector’s medallion.
The sequel to the internet won’t have an annoying Google. We have a guy named Luther who takes queries from you over the phone and then goes to the library to look up the answer. He will respond within two days. He takes Thursdays off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
The sequel to the internet won’t have an annoying Google. We have a guy named Luther who takes queries from you over the phone and then goes to the library to look up the answer. He will respond within two days. He takes Thursdays off.
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hey escalator handrails that go faster than the escalator stairs, what are you doing
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
hey escalator handrails that go faster than the escalator stairs, what are you doing
Big news for our Sequel to the Internet project! We’ve hired our new cybersecurity chief! How about an internet where the hackers are afraid of you!!!!
a robot is sitting on top of a white cooler .
Alt: Gif of white plastic robot used with old video game system. Moving arms side to side.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Big news for our Sequel to the Internet project! We’ve hired our new cybersecurity chief! How about an internet where the hackers are afraid of you!!!!
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Give the groundhog a drug test!!!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Give the groundhog a drug test!!!!!!!
Remember when we’d have snow days as kids, and we’d all stay home and play Ski Free??? Our new internet comes with a totally bonkers upgraded version. The snow is so realistic in 32bit. Plus the yeti has a backstory. You finally understand why he chases you.
February 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Remember when we’d have snow days as kids, and we’d all stay home and play Ski Free??? Our new internet comes with a totally bonkers upgraded version. The snow is so realistic in 32bit. Plus the yeti has a backstory. You finally understand why he chases you.
Why did we call it Internet2 when “Twinternet” was right there???? (But seriously, the new internet we are developing is the better looking twin….and smarter. Like Mary Kate)
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Why did we call it Internet2 when “Twinternet” was right there???? (But seriously, the new internet we are developing is the better looking twin….and smarter. Like Mary Kate)
Trying to post an important update about our sequel to the internet project…but this server is so slow. Oh, right. Cause I’m using the old internet🤔 Sure be glad when some visionaries develop a new internet. lol. Just kidding…we totally are.
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Trying to post an important update about our sequel to the internet project…but this server is so slow. Oh, right. Cause I’m using the old internet🤔 Sure be glad when some visionaries develop a new internet. lol. Just kidding…we totally are.
Sick of having to worry about grammar every time you send someone a sext? The new internet won’t allow grammar. And anyone whom uses grammar pays more.
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Sick of having to worry about grammar every time you send someone a sext? The new internet won’t allow grammar. And anyone whom uses grammar pays more.
Our sequel to the internet is on the bleeding edge of technology or innovation. Want to know more? Send us a SASE and we will mail you a b&w brochure. Are you ready to be one of the early kickstarters for our project?
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Our sequel to the internet is on the bleeding edge of technology or innovation. Want to know more? Send us a SASE and we will mail you a b&w brochure. Are you ready to be one of the early kickstarters for our project?
It’s like ya’ll have Scott-canceling headphones on!
January 28, 2026 at 3:02 AM
It’s like ya’ll have Scott-canceling headphones on!