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Bluesky! I'm Selery, like the vegetable! Im an Esteemed Discordian Episkapos and casual occult practitioner! I exist in a state of perpetual invocation, my pineal gland overflowing with Eris! My hair has been BLUE for two years and will stay BLUE for the foreseeable future!
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now is the time of big pant
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
now is the time of big pant
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They totally threw Bill Clinton under the bus with photos of him being inappropriate with teenagers in the files. I'm a big fan of him being thrown under the bus I just think we all know there's a whole more folks who can fit under that bus.
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
They totally threw Bill Clinton under the bus with photos of him being inappropriate with teenagers in the files. I'm a big fan of him being thrown under the bus I just think we all know there's a whole more folks who can fit under that bus.
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'you weren't female socialized'
when I was six my mom threw a knife at my aunt during an argument about the soviet union, I actually am extremely female socialized sorry I wasn't June Cleaver socialized.
when I was six my mom threw a knife at my aunt during an argument about the soviet union, I actually am extremely female socialized sorry I wasn't June Cleaver socialized.
Thinking about how people use "female socialization" as someone who grew up in a family of women who threw pressure cookers at each other regularly
December 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
'you weren't female socialized'
when I was six my mom threw a knife at my aunt during an argument about the soviet union, I actually am extremely female socialized sorry I wasn't June Cleaver socialized.
when I was six my mom threw a knife at my aunt during an argument about the soviet union, I actually am extremely female socialized sorry I wasn't June Cleaver socialized.
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Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.
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The reality is that most of the healthcare needs of trans people are entirely straightforward and routine and there is no medical reason why they cannot be met by their GPs like everyone else's are.
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The reality is that most of the healthcare needs of trans people are entirely straightforward and routine and there is no medical reason why they cannot be met by their GPs like everyone else's are.
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INFORMED CONSENT NOW muthafuckwrs
A number of the recommendations are sensible improvements to the current provision of services – but many of them would be rendered unnecessary by adopting an informed consent approach.
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
INFORMED CONSENT NOW muthafuckwrs
Melissa Carper has a new album of entirely secular Christmas music <3
Plug in the Tree
YouTube video by Melissa Carper - Topic
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December 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Melissa Carper has a new album of entirely secular Christmas music <3
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im thinking about the parental estrangement forums and shit and it feels like such a natural thing to come from a culture that doesn't see children as full human beings with agency, to extend the status of problem child past the age of majority and allow publishing and media to be complicit in abuse
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
im thinking about the parental estrangement forums and shit and it feels like such a natural thing to come from a culture that doesn't see children as full human beings with agency, to extend the status of problem child past the age of majority and allow publishing and media to be complicit in abuse
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hit box? why would i ever do that to a beautiful man's pussy...
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
hit box? why would i ever do that to a beautiful man's pussy...
Why is gummy the default form of the dispensary edible? I have literally never had a good tasting traditional gummy with thc, and I've tried dozens of different gummies. I'm so fuckin sick of gummies...
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Why is gummy the default form of the dispensary edible? I have literally never had a good tasting traditional gummy with thc, and I've tried dozens of different gummies. I'm so fuckin sick of gummies...
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transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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fuck yeah baby spread it, spread that christmas joy for me slut
December 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
fuck yeah baby spread it, spread that christmas joy for me slut
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pizza has never looked better than in the opening segment of teenage mutant ninja turtles II: the secret of the ooze
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
pizza has never looked better than in the opening segment of teenage mutant ninja turtles II: the secret of the ooze
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
I think risperidone's the right stuff for this clown. Legit I did some research and said "give me the one that stops autistic kids hitting themselves" and sure as shit I stopped hitting myself
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I think risperidone's the right stuff for this clown. Legit I did some research and said "give me the one that stops autistic kids hitting themselves" and sure as shit I stopped hitting myself
Tried using Instagram for a bit because it's the social media everyone I know in my offline life uses, but holy shit I can't do the algorithm. And it's too easy to consume because that's what the algorithm rewards. I can't engage with it safely.
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Tried using Instagram for a bit because it's the social media everyone I know in my offline life uses, but holy shit I can't do the algorithm. And it's too easy to consume because that's what the algorithm rewards. I can't engage with it safely.
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They should invent a brain that can feel more than sadness.
October 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
They should invent a brain that can feel more than sadness.
The Amelia Earhart files thing might be the funniest Epstein files joke I've heard. Whoever convinced him this was a good idea is a comedic genius.
September 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The Amelia Earhart files thing might be the funniest Epstein files joke I've heard. Whoever convinced him this was a good idea is a comedic genius.
I bet a lot of people went into Him looking for a football movie and left feeling castigated as consumers of American sports culture
September 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I bet a lot of people went into Him looking for a football movie and left feeling castigated as consumers of American sports culture
Holy shit Him is good. Go see Him.
September 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Holy shit Him is good. Go see Him.