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Sean Kelley
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Hockey/theater dad, garage weightlifter, mostly retired comedy-person
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Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas.

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December 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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This Yglesias piece in the NYT is horrifically bad. Almost every "fact" it cites is provably false. At best it is cocktail party banter from a pundit who knows nothing of energy. At worst, it was cut/paste from oil industry talking points. So, a rebuttal: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/o...
Opinion | Obama Supported It. The Left in Canada and Norway Does. Why Don’t Democrats?
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oh Mitt Romney got Christmas Caroled didn’t he…
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
When a Democratic campaign strategist brings in James Carville to send an email for their candidate... like who is that for? What Democratic voter is like "Well I wasn't going to donate Jon Ossoff but if CARVILLE wants me to, I kind of have to"
December 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’m watching the sexy hockey show and… is this Sidney Crosby/Alex Ovechkin slash fiction?
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Agents with Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino shouted at a SE Asian woman walking outside Costco in Mt. Prospect, IL today.

The woman said in a flawless Midwestern accent, “They just asked me if I’m American. What the fuck?” chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Border Patrol boss clashes with suburban mayor amid renewed Chicago area immigration blitz
The tense standoff between Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino and Evanston Mayor Daniel Biss came after federal agents detained a man at a gas station in the northern suburb, one of at least 10 arrest...
chicago.suntimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Love a Royale Tiger Towel Power Play #pwhl
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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You roll into Ohare one week before Christmas and cause chaos in the rideshare lot for only one reason and it's not to keep people safe.
Border patrol under command of Greg Bovino running a checkpoint at the exit to the Uber lot at O’Hare airport in Chicago, asking drivers for proof of valid residency in this country
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Between the tariffs, the blatant corruption, and apparently the Monroe Doctrine, Trump really is doing his best to be not just a bad President but a bad 19th century President
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I keep reading these reviews for the Avatar movie that are like “James Cameron’s Avatar movie is a step back from the previous entries in the series- visually stunning but with a weak, repetitive story” and like… isn’t that exactly what the first two Avatars were?
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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just. brutal.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Look whoever at Disney made the decision to look the other way and not force YouTube to take down all of the illegal recordings of Muppet Family Christmas they have up is a hero.
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Dick Van Dyke is a national treasure and what a wonderful pinpoint of light it is in this oft bleak and weary world to see him turn 100 years old.
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Christmas carol lyrics that go hard when you paste them over a picture of Stacker Pentecost
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Anti-vaxxism is an ideology with maybe the dumbest combination of pointless and evil that has ever existed bsky.app/profile/nyti...
More than 250 people who were exposed to measles, including dozens of unvaccinated school-aged children, are quarantining in South Carolina as the state wrestles to contain an outbreak that has sickened more than 110 people.
Hundreds Quarantined in South Carolina as Measles Outbreak Shows No Sign of Slowing
The outbreak shows no signs of slowing, likely because of the affected area’s “lower-than-hoped-for vaccination coverage,” a state health official said.
nyti.ms
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Nice one, Spidey.
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Why is Creed having a moment? How did that happen? Creed is just Nickleback for people with John 3:16 tattoos
December 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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We are trapped living in a groupchat/larp run by probably less than a hundred millionaires and billionaires yes-anding each other into permanent brain rot and imposing their rich person QAnon style reality onto the rest of us.
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Lol at every university trustee and law firm partner who concluded they had no choice but to play ball with this bumbling fool
Trump 0-3 on indicting Tish James and just had his ass handed to him by Indiana Republican legislators he threatened and bullied. Also new low in AP poll at 36% approval.
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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O Shit! Holy Night, I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game.
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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This kind of bottle-shaming is a not-so-subtle way to push women out of the workforce.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM