Scott Seagroves
@scottseagroves.bsky.social
Anyone need a great band name? When I called my family to dinner last night I described the gravy (in part) with the phrase "Rosemary and the Chicken Drippings"
January 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Anyone need a great band name? When I called my family to dinner last night I described the gravy (in part) with the phrase "Rosemary and the Chicken Drippings"
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Worth every second
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Worth every second
Not that long ago, if you saw this shot in a dystopian movie and it was supposed to be Minneapolis, you would've thought, well, that's a little heavy-handed
January 15, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Not that long ago, if you saw this shot in a dystopian movie and it was supposed to be Minneapolis, you would've thought, well, that's a little heavy-handed
The bureaucrat who zeroed out DHS's yaktrax budget is one of us
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The bureaucrat who zeroed out DHS's yaktrax budget is one of us
I believe Trump is itching to invoke the Insurrection Act, have the military shoot at protesters, declare martial law, and suspend the election --- at least in a few states like here in MN, if not everywhere.
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I believe Trump is itching to invoke the Insurrection Act, have the military shoot at protesters, declare martial law, and suspend the election --- at least in a few states like here in MN, if not everywhere.
out: quiet quitting
in: right-sizing your contributions
in: right-sizing your contributions
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
out: quiet quitting
in: right-sizing your contributions
in: right-sizing your contributions
The dude doing food prep in the back of the coffee shop kitchen is singing along to Toni Braxton like he is going through something
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The dude doing food prep in the back of the coffee shop kitchen is singing along to Toni Braxton like he is going through something
I'm warming to Frey
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I'm warming to Frey
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
The ICE statement says, "rioters began blocking ICE officers and one of these violent rioters weaponized her vehicle, attempting to run over our law enforcement officers... An ICE officer, fearing for his life... fired defensive shots."
Here's the video. Do you see any of that here?
Here's the video. Do you see any of that here?
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The ICE statement says, "rioters began blocking ICE officers and one of these violent rioters weaponized her vehicle, attempting to run over our law enforcement officers... An ICE officer, fearing for his life... fired defensive shots."
Here's the video. Do you see any of that here?
Here's the video. Do you see any of that here?
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Someone who claims to have witnessed the incident says
- car was blocking ice
- they told them to move
- "something happened'
- ICE shot into the car as it was driving away
- passenger got out of the car covered away and said friend was dead
There is video and I have seen it
- car was blocking ice
- they told them to move
- "something happened'
- ICE shot into the car as it was driving away
- passenger got out of the car covered away and said friend was dead
There is video and I have seen it
January 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Someone who claims to have witnessed the incident says
- car was blocking ice
- they told them to move
- "something happened'
- ICE shot into the car as it was driving away
- passenger got out of the car covered away and said friend was dead
There is video and I have seen it
- car was blocking ice
- they told them to move
- "something happened'
- ICE shot into the car as it was driving away
- passenger got out of the car covered away and said friend was dead
There is video and I have seen it
Free-response question on my student course evaluations: "What, in your opinion, are the instructor's major strengths and weaknesses?"
Response #7: "His personality for sure."
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Response #7: "His personality for sure."
🤣
January 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Free-response question on my student course evaluations: "What, in your opinion, are the instructor's major strengths and weaknesses?"
Response #7: "His personality for sure."
🤣
Response #7: "His personality for sure."
🤣
There are actually some good points here — particularly the idea that "expanding opportunity" must mean admitting more students, not just different ones — but I strongly encourage you to scroll down and read the author bio for context: www.insidehighered.com/opinion/view...
UC’s Test-Free Experiment Isn’t Going Well (opinion)
It’s become all too apparent that high school grades are insufficient in signaling college preparedness.
www.insidehighered.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
There are actually some good points here — particularly the idea that "expanding opportunity" must mean admitting more students, not just different ones — but I strongly encourage you to scroll down and read the author bio for context: www.insidehighered.com/opinion/view...
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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Magic Johnson was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade today, and as someone who remembers his November 1991 HIV announcement: if you had told anybody that day that he would be alive and healthy 34+ years later, I don't think they would have believed you. Medicine and research—they work.
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Magic Johnson was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade today, and as someone who remembers his November 1991 HIV announcement: if you had told anybody that day that he would be alive and healthy 34+ years later, I don't think they would have believed you. Medicine and research—they work.
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Remember:
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Remember:
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
The Nearest Starbase
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The Nearest Starbase
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Reporter: We have 3 videos, 2 breathalyzers, 4 bartenders, and a minivan full of nuns attesting to how the driver was drunk and reckless when he hit the school bus.
Weiss; What did the driver say.
Reporter: He and his lawyer won’t talk. We asked them 5 times.
Weiss: I’m killing your story.
Weiss; What did the driver say.
Reporter: He and his lawyer won’t talk. We asked them 5 times.
Weiss: I’m killing your story.
December 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Reporter: We have 3 videos, 2 breathalyzers, 4 bartenders, and a minivan full of nuns attesting to how the driver was drunk and reckless when he hit the school bus.
Weiss; What did the driver say.
Reporter: He and his lawyer won’t talk. We asked them 5 times.
Weiss: I’m killing your story.
Weiss; What did the driver say.
Reporter: He and his lawyer won’t talk. We asked them 5 times.
Weiss: I’m killing your story.
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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This Yglesias piece in the NYT is horrifically bad. Almost every "fact" it cites is provably false. At best it is cocktail party banter from a pundit who knows nothing of energy. At worst, it was cut/paste from oil industry talking points. So, a rebuttal: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/o...
Opinion | Obama Supported It. The Left in Canada and Norway Does. Why Don’t Democrats?
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This Yglesias piece in the NYT is horrifically bad. Almost every "fact" it cites is provably false. At best it is cocktail party banter from a pundit who knows nothing of energy. At worst, it was cut/paste from oil industry talking points. So, a rebuttal: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/o...