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In previous generations, men would go to war to protect their families and *I* make my toast out of the heels of any bread we buy because my wife doesn't like them so in many ways that's the same.
January 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
In previous generations, men would go to war to protect their families and *I* make my toast out of the heels of any bread we buy because my wife doesn't like them so in many ways that's the same.
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it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
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tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us
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This is the actual back cover for the “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” Blu-Ray. I haven’t stopped laughing all day.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
This is the actual back cover for the “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” Blu-Ray. I haven’t stopped laughing all day.
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A message for you all to carry through the year
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Is this enough for you people?
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Is this enough for you people?
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The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
November 27, 2023 at 1:17 PM
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
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Happy Boxing Day, everyone!
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Happy Boxing Day, everyone!
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The tyme bitwene the wyntere holidayes and the new yeare. The tyme of disorganizacioun. The tyme outsyde of tyme.
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The tyme bitwene the wyntere holidayes and the new yeare. The tyme of disorganizacioun. The tyme outsyde of tyme.
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Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
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"Feliz Navidad": Proof if you write a song with two absolutely irresistible choruses you can pretty much call it a day at that
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Feliz Navidad": Proof if you write a song with two absolutely irresistible choruses you can pretty much call it a day at that
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A funny thing about Jersey Italian and suburban Chicago Italian is that our families come from mostly the same places in Italy, so we sound the same. I'll share this explanation before I head to da Jewel's.
www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how...
www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how...
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
A funny thing about Jersey Italian and suburban Chicago Italian is that our families come from mostly the same places in Italy, so we sound the same. I'll share this explanation before I head to da Jewel's.
www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how...
www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how...
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hey spain, what?
![wikipedia excerpt: The form of the Tió de Nadal found in many Catalan homes during the holiday season is a hollow log about 30 cm (12 in) long. Recently, the Tió has come to stand up on two or four stick legs with a broad smiling face painted on its higher end, enhanced by a red sock hat (a miniature of the traditional barretina) and often a three-dimensional nose. Those accessories have been added only in recent times, altering the more traditional and rough natural appearance of a piece of wood.
Beginning with the Feast of the Immaculate Conception (December 8), one gives the tió a little bit to "eat" every night and usually covers
him with a blanket so that he will not be cold. The story goes that in the days preceding Christmas, children must take good care of the log, keeping it warm and feeding it, so that it will defecate presents on Christmas Day or Eve. [4]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:znmwn6nkyukt7itg5xeb5h5m/bafkreib3ycfcvsw467xmr7ymisx2d3bj3qs4dnrnxd6rz4p7j5ontyuhk4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
hey spain, what?
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Hasan is so close to making rent this month. Please help if you can.
Dear friends, I never imagined I would reach this level of pressure…😓🥹
We’re now only £224 short of completing this month’s rent.
Please help me secure the place that protects my family —
so their tomorrow can be a little less frightening, and a little more peaceful. Thank you.🧡
We’re now only £224 short of completing this month’s rent.
Please help me secure the place that protects my family —
so their tomorrow can be a little less frightening, and a little more peaceful. Thank you.🧡
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hasan is so close to making rent this month. Please help if you can.
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
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this has killed me. dua lupa is completely OzLit-pilled. she's texting katy perry about Cloudstreet's depiction of Aussie suburban life. her next album is just titled "ALIBRANDI"
July 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
this has killed me. dua lupa is completely OzLit-pilled. she's texting katy perry about Cloudstreet's depiction of Aussie suburban life. her next album is just titled "ALIBRANDI"
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this whips: when Dua Lipa asked Helen Garner to do an interview for her book club, the Australian literary icon had to ask her grandsons who the pop star was.
"The younger one shouted, “What the actual FUCK?” and rushed out to tell his girlfriend."
www.crikey.com.au/20...
"The younger one shouted, “What the actual FUCK?” and rushed out to tell his girlfriend."
www.crikey.com.au/20...
Dua Lipa asked Helen Garner for an interview. The famous author asked her grandsons who she was
The Australian literary icon told Crikey, 'The younger one shouted, "What the actual FUCK?" and rushed out to tell his girlfriend.'
www.crikey.com.au
July 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
this whips: when Dua Lipa asked Helen Garner to do an interview for her book club, the Australian literary icon had to ask her grandsons who the pop star was.
"The younger one shouted, “What the actual FUCK?” and rushed out to tell his girlfriend."
www.crikey.com.au/20...
"The younger one shouted, “What the actual FUCK?” and rushed out to tell his girlfriend."
www.crikey.com.au/20...
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even if you don't know what this story was about, you gotta imagine it's a bad sign when you have to explain a "controversial Belfast event"
(o/g story here: www.crikey.com.au/20...)
(o/g story here: www.crikey.com.au/20...)
July 31, 2025 at 6:13 AM
even if you don't know what this story was about, you gotta imagine it's a bad sign when you have to explain a "controversial Belfast event"
(o/g story here: www.crikey.com.au/20...)
(o/g story here: www.crikey.com.au/20...)
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time for my new favorite tumblr post
June 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
time for my new favorite tumblr post
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ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.
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Kobaton looks on as Kapal enjoys a drink.
May 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Kobaton looks on as Kapal enjoys a drink.
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Needed to show a QR code at the post office to send a return but because this was the last saved image on my phone this is what I showed them
March 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Needed to show a QR code at the post office to send a return but because this was the last saved image on my phone this is what I showed them