🧟♀️🏳️⚧️Nessie🦕🧛🏻♀️
@schlocknessmonster.bsky.social
She/they 🏳️⚧️ 26
Filmmaker, weird clown, movie freak with bad taste
Watch my short film HEAD SCIENTIST here:
https://youtu.be/er8ibhVQfkQ?si=4wSAuQR7JGeSF58L
Filmmaker, weird clown, movie freak with bad taste
Watch my short film HEAD SCIENTIST here:
https://youtu.be/er8ibhVQfkQ?si=4wSAuQR7JGeSF58L
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Hi Bluesky! Gonna try to start using this site.
I’m a trans filmmaker, actor, and comedian. Mainly here to talk about movies I dig and make silly jokes. I especially love schlocky horror, weird cult shit, and I’m always eager to uplift fellow trans filmmakers
📽️ #transfilm #queercinema #horror
I’m a trans filmmaker, actor, and comedian. Mainly here to talk about movies I dig and make silly jokes. I especially love schlocky horror, weird cult shit, and I’m always eager to uplift fellow trans filmmakers
📽️ #transfilm #queercinema #horror
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I have a family. Friends. A woman I’m in love with who wants to grow old with me.
And every day I wake up to what powerful bigots and their loyal followers are trying to do to dehumanize me and take away everything I hold dear.
And yet I work to leave a legacy of entertainment, joy, and kindness.
And every day I wake up to what powerful bigots and their loyal followers are trying to do to dehumanize me and take away everything I hold dear.
And yet I work to leave a legacy of entertainment, joy, and kindness.
September 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I have a family. Friends. A woman I’m in love with who wants to grow old with me.
And every day I wake up to what powerful bigots and their loyal followers are trying to do to dehumanize me and take away everything I hold dear.
And yet I work to leave a legacy of entertainment, joy, and kindness.
And every day I wake up to what powerful bigots and their loyal followers are trying to do to dehumanize me and take away everything I hold dear.
And yet I work to leave a legacy of entertainment, joy, and kindness.
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If I was captured by an enormous alien race and put in a zoo of sorts, I would do a bunch of weird stuff with my poop to make them think we are all like that
May 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If I was captured by an enormous alien race and put in a zoo of sorts, I would do a bunch of weird stuff with my poop to make them think we are all like that
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being alive right now is so stupid
March 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
being alive right now is so stupid
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SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT MOVIE THEATER
March 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT MOVIE THEATER
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It's like I've always said: there's no faster shortcut to Oscar's gold than shouting out Jesús Franco
March 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It's like I've always said: there's no faster shortcut to Oscar's gold than shouting out Jesús Franco
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if i were winning an award for emilia perez (ew) i would simply fucking say anything about the assault on trans lives and rights in this country
March 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if i were winning an award for emilia perez (ew) i would simply fucking say anything about the assault on trans lives and rights in this country
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I’ve been seeing too many people using AI generated images to promote comedy shows and I just think that’s wack and it shouldn’t be happening!!! There’s not an acceptable excuse for it and also it looks bad! Makes it seem like the general quality of the show will be bad too!!
February 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’ve been seeing too many people using AI generated images to promote comedy shows and I just think that’s wack and it shouldn’t be happening!!! There’s not an acceptable excuse for it and also it looks bad! Makes it seem like the general quality of the show will be bad too!!
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Hate self promo , but super proud of T Blockers, a trans hangout/horror film I made when I was 17 w no money that played my dream festivals & is now a SHUDDER exclusive & on Bluray. A personal film that feels scarily more relevant now then when we shot it, word of mouth is everything 🥹
February 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hate self promo , but super proud of T Blockers, a trans hangout/horror film I made when I was 17 w no money that played my dream festivals & is now a SHUDDER exclusive & on Bluray. A personal film that feels scarily more relevant now then when we shot it, word of mouth is everything 🥹
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Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian theonion.com/reptile...
February 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian theonion.com/reptile...
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If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.
February 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.
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Elmer is obviously attracted to Bugs in a way that Bugs is more aware of than Elmer but I don't think Bugs totally understands the depths of how reciprocal it is on his end. A fascinating relationship.
February 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Elmer is obviously attracted to Bugs in a way that Bugs is more aware of than Elmer but I don't think Bugs totally understands the depths of how reciprocal it is on his end. A fascinating relationship.
Kanopy is the best streaming service hands down
February 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Kanopy is the best streaming service hands down
Yesss!!!
Thank you everyone <3 Love you so much 😭 We were offloading footage we just shot and what a remarkable surprise to hit the goal today :3 You are all amazing and I promise we will make the best movie ever to return the favour <3
February 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Yesss!!!
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Horror is political :)
All 5 of my trans horror features are now streaming exclusively on SHUDDER (AMC) - all made for no money before I turned 20🥹
February 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Horror is political :)
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All 5 of my trans horror features are now streaming exclusively on SHUDDER (AMC) - all made for no money before I turned 20🥹
February 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All 5 of my trans horror features are now streaming exclusively on SHUDDER (AMC) - all made for no money before I turned 20🥹
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Castration Movie Anthology ii. The Best Of Both Worlds
Now crowdfunding ~
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
youtu.be/xY1t7Li_ga4?...
Now crowdfunding ~
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
youtu.be/xY1t7Li_ga4?...
castration movie part 2 teaser
YouTube video by Louise Weard
youtu.be
January 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Castration Movie Anthology ii. The Best Of Both Worlds
Now crowdfunding ~
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
youtu.be/xY1t7Li_ga4?...
Now crowdfunding ~
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wea...
youtu.be/xY1t7Li_ga4?...
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This shouldn't need to be said but Again Again was made completely by human beings with no generative AI.
A scene written by a human, performed by a human, a song sung by a human, an effect designed by a human, will be better 100% of the time than the most extravagant AI slop.
A scene written by a human, performed by a human, a song sung by a human, an effect designed by a human, will be better 100% of the time than the most extravagant AI slop.
January 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This shouldn't need to be said but Again Again was made completely by human beings with no generative AI.
A scene written by a human, performed by a human, a song sung by a human, an effect designed by a human, will be better 100% of the time than the most extravagant AI slop.
A scene written by a human, performed by a human, a song sung by a human, an effect designed by a human, will be better 100% of the time than the most extravagant AI slop.
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Castration Movie Pt 1. irl screenings on the books so far
TBA, LA ~ Feb 15 (me w/Vera)
Stray Cat Film Centre, KC ~ Feb 22 (tix avail now)
TBA, NYC ~ 1st week of March (me w/ Jessica)
TBA, Philly ~ late May
TBA, LA ~ Feb 15 (me w/Vera)
Stray Cat Film Centre, KC ~ Feb 22 (tix avail now)
TBA, NYC ~ 1st week of March (me w/ Jessica)
TBA, Philly ~ late May
December 28, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Castration Movie Pt 1. irl screenings on the books so far
TBA, LA ~ Feb 15 (me w/Vera)
Stray Cat Film Centre, KC ~ Feb 22 (tix avail now)
TBA, NYC ~ 1st week of March (me w/ Jessica)
TBA, Philly ~ late May
TBA, LA ~ Feb 15 (me w/Vera)
Stray Cat Film Centre, KC ~ Feb 22 (tix avail now)
TBA, NYC ~ 1st week of March (me w/ Jessica)
TBA, Philly ~ late May
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If you've done comedy for more than like seventeen seconds you know there's a certain type of guy who goes a little overboard talking about Gremlins 2 and I am him and I'm right.
December 18, 2024 at 1:54 AM
If you've done comedy for more than like seventeen seconds you know there's a certain type of guy who goes a little overboard talking about Gremlins 2 and I am him and I'm right.
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Myself, my friends, my loved ones, my family -- these things are not a subject. We are human beings. By treating us as a nasty lecture parents have to give their children, the spineless bootlickers at Pixar have ceded that ground.
December 17, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Myself, my friends, my loved ones, my family -- these things are not a subject. We are human beings. By treating us as a nasty lecture parents have to give their children, the spineless bootlickers at Pixar have ceded that ground.
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go watch an Alice Maio Mackay movie on Shudder :)
December 15, 2024 at 9:27 AM
go watch an Alice Maio Mackay movie on Shudder :)
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO JOURNALISMS:
December 11, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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