Satan's Last Stand
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FUCK ICE FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK YOU IF YOU SUPPORT THEM
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Lol -- hours after cutting a healthcare roundtable short because "I have a couple of meetings that are very important," a swollen looking Trump leaves the White House on his way to Mar-a-Lago for the weekend
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Lol -- hours after cutting a healthcare roundtable short because "I have a couple of meetings that are very important," a swollen looking Trump leaves the White House on his way to Mar-a-Lago for the weekend
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They are canceling youth sports across the city in Minneapolis this weekend because lawless masked armed federal paramilitaries are targeting the children and families.
Minneapolis Parks and Recreation has canceled youth sports because ICE is terrorizing our community
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
They are canceling youth sports across the city in Minneapolis this weekend because lawless masked armed federal paramilitaries are targeting the children and families.
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here's today's post: "neediest dipshit ever gets Nobel Participation Trophy" — this is so embarrassing.
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neediest dipshit ever gets Nobel Participation Trophy
this is so embarrassing
bit.ly
January 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
here's today's post: "neediest dipshit ever gets Nobel Participation Trophy" — this is so embarrassing.
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Wes Moore on Fox & Friends: "Our National Guards are not trained for this ... we know the missions that they are trained for. Municipal policing is not one of them. If we want to be serious about making people safe, let's actually do the things that make people safe."
August 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Wes Moore on Fox & Friends: "Our National Guards are not trained for this ... we know the missions that they are trained for. Municipal policing is not one of them. If we want to be serious about making people safe, let's actually do the things that make people safe."
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to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
January 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
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Today is January 6, the anniversary of the felon/GOP’s violent insurrection trying to stop the peaceful transfer of power in the 2020 election! We remember 140 officers who were injured & those who lost their lives due to the attack on the Capitol! Hold all involved in the insurrection accountable!
January 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Today is January 6, the anniversary of the felon/GOP’s violent insurrection trying to stop the peaceful transfer of power in the 2020 election! We remember 140 officers who were injured & those who lost their lives due to the attack on the Capitol! Hold all involved in the insurrection accountable!
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Reason #368 Elon Musk is a sociopath.
January 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Reason #368 Elon Musk is a sociopath.
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Sounds fair to me!
January 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sounds fair to me!
The only good thing about Elon owning Twitter is he convinced me after seven years to finally quit Twitter
January 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The only good thing about Elon owning Twitter is he convinced me after seven years to finally quit Twitter
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No one should celebrate this, but here's something to ponder....
December 9, 2024 at 11:15 PM
No one should celebrate this, but here's something to ponder....
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Hi, I’m God.
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
December 30, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Hi, I’m God.
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
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Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".
🙏 ❤️ 👍
🙏 ❤️ 👍
December 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".
🙏 ❤️ 👍
🙏 ❤️ 👍
Bought myself a switch lite so I am very happy right now lol
December 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Bought myself a switch lite so I am very happy right now lol
I quit x but my favorite moment from that is when I pissed off pro life christians because I said planned parenthood is great lmao
December 19, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I quit x but my favorite moment from that is when I pissed off pro life christians because I said planned parenthood is great lmao
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For all my followers on bsky.app:
a man with a beard wearing a leather jacket is pointing at his forehead .
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a leather jacket is pointing at his forehead .
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December 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
For all my followers on bsky.app:
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We're in lockdown because of the Malibu fires. Please stay safe everyone!
I'm not allowed to leave the house, which fits in perfectly with my elderly-recluse lifestyle.
I'm not allowed to leave the house, which fits in perfectly with my elderly-recluse lifestyle.
December 11, 2024 at 12:46 AM
We're in lockdown because of the Malibu fires. Please stay safe everyone!
I'm not allowed to leave the house, which fits in perfectly with my elderly-recluse lifestyle.
I'm not allowed to leave the house, which fits in perfectly with my elderly-recluse lifestyle.
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Listen to Dear Leader, MAGA and immediately abolish the Electoral College!
December 10, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Listen to Dear Leader, MAGA and immediately abolish the Electoral College!
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I once made an alphabet series of cryptids as a way to wash the bitter fashy taste of having drawn real-life monsters for the better part of a decade out of my mouth. See the full run at my Substack (link in bio)
December 8, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I once made an alphabet series of cryptids as a way to wash the bitter fashy taste of having drawn real-life monsters for the better part of a decade out of my mouth. See the full run at my Substack (link in bio)
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