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Sarah Ewy
@sarahewy.bsky.social
Denver, CO
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"If you're going to tell me I can't do it, I'm going to do it even louder" should be our city motto!
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Okay, who invented leaf blowers? I’d like to give them a swirly.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Holy moly the sky tonight. How are we supposed to go to bed with this going on?!?!?!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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My walk of shame is wheeling the full recycling bin back to the house cause turns out it’s not recycling week!
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Good morning. For anyone that needs to hear this:

Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.
October 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Join TEAM UNPOOLED for Vulture's FANTASY MOVIE LEAGUE, it's just like Fantasy Football but with Movies, and there is no Waiver wire, and you have to pick period pieces with wigs. vist.ly/47kyy
September 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
LIMITED TIME: 7-layer burrito is back at Taco Bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does limited time mean, anyone???
a sign that says taco bell is in the desert
Alt: a sign that says taco bell is in the desert
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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16th Street Vendor Opens Boba and Ramen Shop on Auraria Campus
Smart Idea: College Students at Auraria Can Now Get Instant Ramen, Instantly
Ichigo Matcha, a popular kiosk on 16th Street, is serving boba and ice cream on the Auraria campus...plus instant ramen.
www.westword.com
August 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Spotted a squirrel splooting in downtown Denver. A better location would be in the Costco Dairy refrigerator which is where I’d like to test this same cooling strategy.
August 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Just got home from a road trip with a good friend who did not say "cow" when there was a cow and I'm trying to come to terms with the fact that he has no soul
August 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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[breathing steadily at my third rodeo] Okay … okay … some of this is feeing familiar
July 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Maybe mention this on your calls today. HR 1 is *already* closing down hospitals.
www.klkntv.com/rural-southw...
Rural southwest Nebraska clinic closes, blaming expected Medicaid cuts
McCook-based Community Hospital said it is shutting down its clinic in Curtis, a town of about 900 people.
www.klkntv.com
July 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I'm up to the season 4 episode of THE BEAR called "Worms" and I kinda don't wanna watch it because I'm just picturing them all freaking out because they have worms like in that episode of BOB'S BURGERS when Gene gave everyone worms and whatever this episode really is, I doubt it can live up to that.
June 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Claussen pickles at Costco y’all.
June 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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This feels like a Simpsons episode.
June 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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me, in May: child labor is always wrong
me, 2 hours into my kids' summer vacation: there are interesting arguments on both sides
June 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The Who Cares Era. “At a time where the government’s uncaring boot is pressing down on all of our necks, the best way to fight back is to care. Care loudly. Tell others. Get going.” [dansinker.com]
The Who Cares Era | dansinker.com
Earlier this week, it was discovered that the Chicago Sun-Times and the Philadelphia Inquirer had both published an externally-produced “special supplement” that contained facts, experts, and book titles entirely made up by an AI chatbot. There’s been a lot written about this (former Chicago Reader
dansinker.com
May 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Today is World Imagination Day.

Well, it’s not, but if we all pretend it is…
May 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The Studio and The Muppets. I love them all.
May 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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OH MY GOD
I'm afraid I've confirmed that The Philadelphia Inquirer ran the same "Heat Index" supplement that the Chicago Sun-Times did
May 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I hope this email doesn't find you. I hope you've escaped, that you're free now.
May 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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For my 17 Real Genius fans out there.
May 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Taking the whole ROAD ✔️
Distracted (singing) ✔️
No helmets ✔️
No lights ✔️
No reflective vests ✔️
Riding in a pack ✔️

Textbook radical anti-car cyclists.
May 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM