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Myrna ❄️
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You are entitled to my opinions. (She/They)
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Hello, Bluesky users. These are my daughters, Ginger and Nyxie. You should follow me because I will post pictures of them.
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At least be singing the traditional song when cooking if you're in the kitchen today:

🎶Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de um BORK! BORK! BORK!🎶
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Bringing Native dances to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Native Pride Productions will take the stage at one of the largest parades in America on Thanksgiving morning featuring nine dancers from different tribes from the U.S. and Canada ictnews.org/news/bringin...
Bringing Native dances to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade - ICT
Native Pride Productions will take the stage at one of the largest parades in America on Thanksgiving morning featuring nine dancers from different tribes from the U.S. and Canada
ictnews.org
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Saffron in the big box with her wise mentor stare like:

“Listen, Hexa… the secret to box life is simple. Sit. Commit. And never let anyone tell you you’re too floofy for this.”
Meanwhile Hexa be like, “Sis, this box is… roomy?”

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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ALERT: To respect centuries of tradition, today I shall be watching the dog show and renaming all the dogs. (Peacock won't let me take screenshots so I am literally taking pictures of my television. WHY DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS, PEACOCK?)
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Tim Hortons reminds Campbell’s customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
Tim Hortons reminds Campbell's customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
TORONTO - Following the news that a top Campbell’s executive was fired after being caught on microphone calling the company’s soups “shit for poor people”, Tim Hortons have released a statement remind...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Come for the righteous calling out of IGN and Audible for being complicit in bigotry, but stay for IGN trying desperately to hide all the critical replies (40+ before I stopped counting)!

Eat my shit, Rowling, IGN & Audible.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 9h
The Harry Potter full-cast audiobook is the best reason to try Audible's Black Friday deal. https://bit.ly/3XSPEW0
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
youtu.be/rqy4xcXgtxM?...

Maybe I can convince people to watch this weird fuckin’ movie by linking this scene!
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
TCM is playing The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T*. And for all of its surrealistic brilliance, I cannot fathom who exactly this film was made FOR.

*Story, lyrics & screenplay by a pre-Cat In The Hat Dr. Seuss, and the costumes and sets look like they came straight out of a Seuss book
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.

I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
NBC HOW DARE YOU CUT DARLENE LOVE’S MIC
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I guess the chicks won’t cream for John Travolta anymore
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Former Floridian Gingerkitten wishes everyone a Happy American Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
“Does he do…a sex? In the sex position?” #ThingsISaidOutOfContext
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Aren’t Nepo babies supposed to, you know, be at least a LITTLE different from their parents? Is Matteo Bocelli just planning to entirely replace his father?
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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A disabled friend going to FanFest is concerned about the lack of consideration for disabilities and may end up selling their ticket. If anyone can pass along to SE or someone in fanfest, would be appreciated. would be sad if someone couldn't enjoy the event because of obstacles.
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I hope Illumination Studios can feel my seething hatred for them all the way in France
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I highly recommend this author and novel (one is the North American cover, the other is the UK cover). It’s fantastic, excellent read, 🤖🐬🦿🇳🇬🇺🇸.
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM