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🔞 NSFW // 21+ // multiship! // Minors DNI //
💫No hate zone💫
SALS = Ship & Let Ship
DL;DR = Don't Like; Don't Read
I will block my squicks

#MyArt
#Winterbaron
#Obikin
#WaltJesse

On AO3/Tumblr w same name

All characters are 18+ and told me they consented
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · Sep 21
This is how it feels every day living that proship life online
A four panel comic 1st panel: 2 ppl are asking a smaller person "Hi, what is your opinion on fiction?" The smaller person is wearing two emojis on their chest or a rainbow and a cut of meat. 2nd panel: The smaller person says "I'm proship!" 3rd panel: The two people stare with dubious expressions while images are faded out behind them showing their assumptions. The images are various things like the Sickos Laughing meme, an image of red flags, the word DANGER, the words Problematic over a brain, and various stock images showing criminals, abuse, and incest. 4th panel: the smaller person gazes off, while the images of what they meant float behind them. The images are of free speech, and anti-bullying, as well as a lot of muting, blocking, and other curating tools and filters on twitter and AO3.
sagegarnish.bsky.social
I love when Dean Norris and Bryan Cranston stay in character while being total sillies

Also Walt saying "I'll bang whoever I wanna bang" made me feel things 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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voidscentury.bsky.social
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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christrekkin.bsky.social
Alexander Siddig and Andrew Robinson are great together as Doctor Bashir and Garak in 'The Wire' ☺️💜🖖💫🪐 #StarTrek #DS9 #Rewatch #AllTrekIsRealTrek
Garak and Doctor Bashir, face-to-face in Garak's quarter, as Bashir tries to convince Garak to turn off the implant
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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letsgoaquarium.bsky.social
shh (cw prostate🥛ing)
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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aklingus.bsky.social
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
•*• Funny-Presence4228 LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party Food & Drink I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this. The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better. Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often. Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess. Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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galacticidiots.bsky.social
To be unhinged and pathetically intense about your fun little obsessions and yearnings is actually very freeing and good for you.

Source: my heart
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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onyxnuva.bsky.social
#savespeech #stopKOSA #DOYOUTJOBPARENTS
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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ramiussdrawing9.bsky.social
SJ再掲🍂
寒い時期、コートやマフラーの2人が見たくなるッスよ。
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
sagegarnish.bsky.social
When ppl say "HOW CAN YOU SHIP THEM, THEY'RE BOTH UGLY" or "YOU ONLY SHIP THEM CAUSE THEY'RE HOT!"
I have to say like... chemistry is chemistry, man
Sometimes a ships vibe is just perfection, I don't HAVE to be physically attracted to the ppl in it
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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sarriane.bsky.social
honestly, a lot of fanfic concrit is bad critique and unhelpful advice. even finding a good pro writing environment is hard, as workshops can become toxic. no one wins in those situations.

mutual respect and nurturing your writing circle's growth is at the heart of making better art together.
yarns-and-d20s.bsky.social JT, a swamp witch in the desert @yarns-and-d20s.bsky.social · 1d
'Cause the thing is? THE THING IS?? The people who think "it's publicly available on the internet and thus it's open season to tell the writer how shit they are" are probably going to struggle with things like this:

(and this is advice for people who want to sell their writing and NEED to improve!)
Be aware that submitting work for critique can be an act of tremendous bravery for many authors. Your comments should be accurate and truthful--but please make every effort to be kind, diplomatic, and supportive, too. What may seem like straight talk from you may be received as harsh and discouraging. Our united goal is to lift our fellow authors closer to a great final product, so please remember that your input is intended to SUPPORT your fellow critique group members, as their critiques will support you.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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tainkirrahe.bsky.social
Conan Doyle was harassed into bringing Sherlock Holmes back after The Final Problem and had fans constantly asking if Holmes was real, which is not too dissimilar to Sonic fans bullying Paramount into changing his CGI model or Supernatural fans being weird about RPF. in this essay I will
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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tainkirrahe.bsky.social
just saw someone on tumblr describe HP as “the first fandom” like. I know you people are desperate to keep funding a transphobe bc the thought of reading any other book is too hard for you but this is housewives writing kirk/spock fanfic in carefully xerox’d fanzines erasure and I won’t stand for it
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
Nobody's clamouring for AI games, nobody's mad that games don't feature AI, there's a total and utter lack of demand for it. The only demand is from business heads who think it'll save them money, audiences and creatives are rejecting it.
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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louceph.com
in 2015 a decade old pc would be basically unusable but now in 2025 a decade old midrange pc is still ok for the average consumer, which is hurting profits, so there is currently a rush to manufacture interest in newer hardware by forcing new shit onto users, incase you were still wondering
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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rikergoogling.bsky.social
do cardassians lay eggs
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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jksgmeveryone.bsky.social
NEW AO3 CANONICAL TAGS!!!! tag yourself i’m identity crisis
• Alternate Universe - Cakeverse I Cake and Fork • Best Friends to Lovers • Friends to Strangers to Lovers • Lovers to Strangers • Broken Ribs • Canon-Typical Incest • Consensual Incest • CFNF I Clothed Female Naked Female • CMNM I Clothed Male Naked Male • Characters with Two Penises • Hemipenes • Choking Kink • Fleshlights • Group Chats • Honeypot Missions • Identity Crisis • Impalement • Implied/Referenced Breeding Kink • Impostor Syndrome • Just the Tip • Lavender Marriages • Mating Cycles/In Rut • Meet-Ugly. • No Character Bashing • NTR I Netorare • Older Bottom Characters • Younger Top Characters • Younger Top Characters/Older Bottom Characters • Pacifiers • Parentification • Screen Reader Friendly. • Talking About Feelings • Tragic Backstory.
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Deep Space Nine scene. Jake Sisko is sitting facing us at a table on DS9 station. He's having a chat over juice with Nog, a young ferengi with giant ear lobes. Nog is in Starfleet uniform and facing away from us. Jake is wearing normal guy space clothes. Jake looks animated and talking with hand gestures. Closed caption reads, "I'm human--I don't *have* any money." ('Have' is in italics)
April 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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phildragash.bsky.social
Skull-y
digital art of a woman holding a two-handed rifle looking at computer monitors on a desk. She is wearing a grey business casual suit and high heels, her hair is light brown and the environment is beige. With computers from the 1990s. Based on a behind the scenes photo from X-Files with Gillian Anderson doing the same thing.
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social
“You want your fries to be ’large’, child? My uncle died after being hit by a ‘large’ truck. The scales fell from my eyes that day! Yes, the toy is included with the meal.”
danielsohege.bsky.social Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 1d
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
Even the term “progressive” makes Lord Glasman shudder. His mother died of progressive supranuclear palsy. “Every word of that condition is terrible. She lost all her bodily functions, yet her brain remained intact, leaving her a mute witness to her own demise. It took six years to kill her, and to cure me of any fantasy that ‘progressive’ is desirable.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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sifu.tweety.fish
y'know, if tech companies weren't so fired up to call every single thing "AI" it would be a lot easier to distinguish "ML spam filter that is well-sandboxed and tuned on your emails" from "giant context and IP-eroding foundation model that makes people paranoid and unhappy"
sifu.tweety.fish tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 2d
since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.
awest.uk Andrew West @awest.uk · 3d
The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.

I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.

www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
sagegarnish.bsky.social
I’m on season 2 of Umamusume now and it’s hilarious because I keep yelling HOW OLD ARE THEY!?!?
The weird sliding timeline in this franchise does my head in…
Symboli Rudolf has gotta be like 20+ years old and STILL the student council president!?
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
sagegarnish.bsky.social
I've decided I'm gonna face my fears and try to reply to fic comments more often
TIME TO BE BRAVE 😤
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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jillmurray.bsky.social
Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)
A Facebook post from Scrivener: "Unlike most apps these days, Scrivener does not use AI in any way. However, if you're on a Mac, you may see an AI prompt. Here's why, and what you can do if you want to remove this" attention-grabbing graphic says "SCRIVENER AND AI: WHY DO I SEE AI PROMPTS IN MY SCRIVENER PROJECTS ON MAC?"
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
sagegarnish.bsky.social
one of my fave waltjesse authors just commented some rlly nice comments on my waltjesse fic AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM