safarishane
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None of you understand I’m not trapped on this jungle cruise with you, you’re trapped on this jungle cruise with me.
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· Nov 11
In order to be added to the Jungle Cruise Skipper feed, please send me a non-sop joke you've personally told while skippering written on the back of a $5 bill folded up and wrapped with a red rubber band. I will return the red rubber band. #JungleCruise
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Doesn't their product suck?
The company that makes Roomba robotic vacuums declared bankruptcy Sunday but said its devices will continue to function normally while the company restructures.
Roomba Maker Declares Bankruptcy, but Tries to Ease ‘Bricking’ Fears
iRobot says that customer service and app functionality won’t be disrupted despite the restructuring.
on.wsj.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Doesn't their product suck?
RIP to one of the best.
News is coming to me via friends on Facebook, and via Fancyclopedia, that John Varley, who wrote Millennium, Steel Beach, and the Gaea trilogy (Titan, Wizard, Demon) has died. He was an excellent writer in the Campbell/Heinlein tradition, and I dug him a lot in my teens and early 20s. RIP.
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
RIP to one of the best.
I bet he didn't even call crossbow!
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I bet he didn't even call crossbow!
Asked ChatGPT if "ChatGPT psychosis" is basically the same as what happens to billionaires who surround themselves with sycophants and believe it or not it told me I'm correct.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Asked ChatGPT if "ChatGPT psychosis" is basically the same as what happens to billionaires who surround themselves with sycophants and believe it or not it told me I'm correct.
I don’t understand why Mario in the Thanksgiving Day Parade doesn’t have the cape power-up
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I don’t understand why Mario in the Thanksgiving Day Parade doesn’t have the cape power-up
I was wondering what ever happened to old Rattlesnake Ron.
TIL Nixon's press secretary was a ex-Jungle Cruise skipper
David Gergen's office files yielded suggested remarks for President Nixon's possible visit to the opening of Walt Disney World. It was in a folder titled "Material Not Used [CFOA 1127]", so you wouldn't have found it unless you were looking through all those 150,000 pages!
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November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I was wondering what ever happened to old Rattlesnake Ron.
It’s the backside of water, Charlie Brown.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It’s the backside of water, Charlie Brown.
Brb inventing calipers that have usb
This is so messed up. You cannot outsource this work to computers or AI. Sound craniometry requires actual measurement by experts using calipers. A computer cannot do this work accurately.
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Brb inventing calipers that have usb
Gen X version of get off my lawn: I have World of Warcraft characters older than you.
August 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Gen X version of get off my lawn: I have World of Warcraft characters older than you.
Only if they have fricken laser beams
Are there any first person shooters where you get to be a shark. If not hear me out
July 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Only if they have fricken laser beams
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
If you’re going to whistle while you work you should at least whistle whistle while you work while you work.
January 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If you’re going to whistle while you work you should at least whistle whistle while you work while you work.
This is like a dry heave set to music
Professors who like referencing pop culture take note: The Seinfeld finale was as many years ago as the last episode of The Red Skelton show was then.
I hate everything.
I hate everything.
January 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is like a dry heave set to music
I’m not texting anyone this late at night, they might text back. #HappyNewYear
January 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I’m not texting anyone this late at night, they might text back. #HappyNewYear
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Jungle Skipper: Nobody expects the smallish intermission!
Jungle Skipper: Nobody expects the smallish intermission!
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Journalist: it's called an em dash.
Journalist: it's called an em dash.
December 21, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Jungle Skipper: Nobody expects the smallish intermission!
Jungle Skipper: Nobody expects the smallish intermission!
The worst thing to happen to toast since Vegemite
December 20, 2024 at 3:05 AM
The worst thing to happen to toast since Vegemite
I’m going to print this out and place it in my knickknackatory
spatula, snorkel, nozzle.
someone made up these words and thought they did a good job.
someone made up these words and thought they did a good job.
December 16, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I’m going to print this out and place it in my knickknackatory
It rocks that he didn’t just roll with it
sisyphus quickly realized building a snowman wasn't going to be quite as relaxing as he expected
December 11, 2024 at 5:42 PM
It rocks that he didn’t just roll with it
If you steal their grapefruit spoons they never get sour
You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims.
What are you stealing?
What are you stealing?
December 4, 2024 at 2:34 AM
If you steal their grapefruit spoons they never get sour
What you say about his company is what you say about society
People have all sorts of ideas for "ice breakers" or "conversation starters" for social occasions.
But have you ever just tried criticizing Steely Dan or Rush?
But have you ever just tried criticizing Steely Dan or Rush?
December 1, 2024 at 10:33 PM
What you say about his company is what you say about society
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Sleep is for the weak.
Sorry, I’m tired, that should read “I could sleep for a week”
Sorry, I’m tired, that should read “I could sleep for a week”
November 26, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Sleep is for the weak.
Sorry, I’m tired, that should read “I could sleep for a week”
Sorry, I’m tired, that should read “I could sleep for a week”