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✨ French CanCan 10 years anniversary! ✨
September 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Choose your online engagement.
August 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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⚙️ PREORDERS NOW OPEN! ⚙️

Only You: A Jayvik Zine's preorders are OPEN!

A celebration of Viktor and Jayce's love across all timelines, all possibilities, Only You: A Jayvik Zine features the work of 50 artists and 10 writers.

🛒onlyyoujayvikzine.bigcartel.com
POs open 8/15 - 9/12!
August 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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If you use Firefox:

Go into Settings, in the search bar type "Sidebar" and select "Show Sidebar." At the bottom of the sidebar, click "Customize Sidebar" (the little gear icon) and un-check the "AI Chatbot" box.
mozilla has a rich history of shooting themselves in the foot
thankfully most of the ml stuff can be disabled through about:config
Some users report Firefox scoffing CPU power
: You guessed it: looks like it's a so-called AI
www.theregister.com
August 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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INTEREST CHECK: now open!

From now until August 25, 23:59 UTC, you can fill out our IC and tell us more about what you want to see in this zine!

That’s right, we are on a 𝓽𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 schedule… form in the replies!

#arcane #jayvik
August 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Okay, deep breath.
I need your help. My friend set this up for me because financial stress is making the whole cancer stress a lot worse.
www.paypal.com/pools/c/9gAG...

If, like me, you don't have money atm, if you have read and enjoyed any of my books, please can you tell people about them?
Em's bad year support fund
Our dear Emma Newman is having a shite year. First she broke her ankle walking on flat pavement, now she's got breast cancer fucking up her life. The broken bone put her out of commission for almost t...
www.paypal.com
August 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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⚠️BATCH DOWNLOAD YOUR GOOGLE DRIVE NOW⚠️

👉 takeout.google.com/manage

I did this last night, and literally this morning a friend who writes fic has had her whole account restricted, and when I try to access writing that I've edited/collaborated on, this is what I get:
July 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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i do not share the author's barely disguised fetish but i will defend to the death their right to publish it
July 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Tips : une extension pour empêcher youtube de traduire... Tout, les titres de vidéos, les voix etc. Et une 2e pour bloquer des chaînes, des vidéos, des comptes comme on le fait sur les réseaux sociaux.

addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo...

addons.mozilla.org/fr/firefox/a...
YouTube No Translation – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)
Download YouTube No Translation for Firefox. Keeps titles, descriptions and audio tracks in their original language on YouTube.
addons.mozilla.org
July 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Can I just say how fucking ridiculous it is that queer and nsfw art is more heavily regulated than the fucking plagiarism machine destroying our planet that is genAI
July 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5”
no it wasn’t and no it didn’t
July 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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✦ 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋𝐒 ✦

We're not just stopping at the stretch goals!

By sharing this post across all socials, each milestone will unlock the following 𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐩𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬:
At 150 ✦ Iridescent Foil Cover
At 300 ✦ Iridescent Foil Edges
At 500 ✦ Vellum Page Dividers
July 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Artist: oh fuck that was the paint water
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Mircobiologist: the cup is full. Just look at what grew on this plate when wd swabbed the inside of the cup and the sequences we recovered from the filtered air.

🧪🧫
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Semanticist: the cup is half full iff the cup is half empty

#linguistics 🐦🐦
September 3, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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✦ 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 ✦

We have kept you guys waiting for long enough. Get your hands onto this beautiful collection of art, fics and merch by our talented contributors!

jayvikfanzine.bigcar...

Open from today, July 1st, until August 1st, so don't miss out!
July 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Got my package today ! 🥰 A hot reading for a hot day ! Love it ! ❤️ Thinking of the lucky customs officer who opened the package and saw what was inside x) @badassassassin.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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84 éditions c'est quoi ?

@84editions.bsky.social

👉 Plus d'info : www.thirdeditions.com/pages/84edit...
June 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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💖Girl summer💖
June 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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"money can't buy happiness" that's cool i'm not trying to buy happiness i'm trying to buy groceries without having a panic attack
June 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain AND my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.
June 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I think a lot of people who play ffxiv would benefit from playing other games. Or other hobbies. Or a job
June 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Saying to be against gen ai “is ableist” is actual ableism! You’re not only dismissing thousands of years of art and work done by disabled people, who have always been creating, but by supporting ai you also cutting off a big source of income for many disabled artists on top of stealing their work
June 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Tapping the sign.
June 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM