MagicMetalBird 🐑
@magicmetalbird.com
🔞 Sandwich is my dog.
alex. 🇨🇦 artist. 🎻makes noises with a wooden box.
pictures and stories, and stories with pictures.
a person, not a brand. designated loud greek friend.
business inquiries:
https://www.magicmetalbird.com
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alex. 🇨🇦 artist. 🎻makes noises with a wooden box.
pictures and stories, and stories with pictures.
a person, not a brand. designated loud greek friend.
business inquiries:
https://www.magicmetalbird.com
🥄🥄 they 🌈🍳
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Every living Akutagawa family member is a master of frowning-while-smiling.
#KeepingTime is queer, bittersweet bummer of a romance between bandmates in the '00s, and it just updated #webcomics
🎸 Latest update: keepingtimecomic.com
🎸Start from the beginning
#KeepingTime is queer, bittersweet bummer of a romance between bandmates in the '00s, and it just updated #webcomics
🎸 Latest update: keepingtimecomic.com
🎸Start from the beginning
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Every living Akutagawa family member is a master of frowning-while-smiling.
#KeepingTime is queer, bittersweet bummer of a romance between bandmates in the '00s, and it just updated #webcomics
🎸 Latest update: keepingtimecomic.com
🎸Start from the beginning
#KeepingTime is queer, bittersweet bummer of a romance between bandmates in the '00s, and it just updated #webcomics
🎸 Latest update: keepingtimecomic.com
🎸Start from the beginning
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I recreated the ridiculous way my dog sleeps by using the fur I just cut off her
alternatively: I zapped my dog into oblivion whoops
alternatively: I zapped my dog into oblivion whoops
April 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I recreated the ridiculous way my dog sleeps by using the fur I just cut off her
alternatively: I zapped my dog into oblivion whoops
alternatively: I zapped my dog into oblivion whoops
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me: sit
sandwich: okay [sits]
me: lie down
sandwich: what, on the FLOOR??? [gets up, takes four steps and lies down on her cushion] there. okay.
sandwich: okay [sits]
me: lie down
sandwich: what, on the FLOOR??? [gets up, takes four steps and lies down on her cushion] there. okay.
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
me: sit
sandwich: okay [sits]
me: lie down
sandwich: what, on the FLOOR??? [gets up, takes four steps and lies down on her cushion] there. okay.
sandwich: okay [sits]
me: lie down
sandwich: what, on the FLOOR??? [gets up, takes four steps and lies down on her cushion] there. okay.
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how Sandwich sleeps unaware of capitalism and politics
January 13, 2026 at 12:57 PM
how Sandwich sleeps unaware of capitalism and politics
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they had pork so on sale that they had one of those MAX 2 PER FAMILY signs on the fridge so I bought some (I rarely buy meant and every time I have it, it feels special and I want to talk about it!)
I then simmered it into pulled pork chili over two days and served it with sweet home-made cornbread
I then simmered it into pulled pork chili over two days and served it with sweet home-made cornbread
January 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
they had pork so on sale that they had one of those MAX 2 PER FAMILY signs on the fridge so I bought some (I rarely buy meant and every time I have it, it feels special and I want to talk about it!)
I then simmered it into pulled pork chili over two days and served it with sweet home-made cornbread
I then simmered it into pulled pork chili over two days and served it with sweet home-made cornbread
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wake up dead man pulling no punches with the social commentary as always
I wish this weren't how things actually are with the whole, you know, politics and general social landscape thing
I wish this weren't how things actually are with the whole, you know, politics and general social landscape thing
January 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
wake up dead man pulling no punches with the social commentary as always
I wish this weren't how things actually are with the whole, you know, politics and general social landscape thing
I wish this weren't how things actually are with the whole, you know, politics and general social landscape thing
I'm genderfluid AND vibefluid
animals flock to me and even the most marginalized and misfit children trust me with their secrets and for refuge
but the guy who I caught leaving bags of dog shit on the free stuff table hasn't been seen in my neighbourhood since
and that's how I fucking like it
animals flock to me and even the most marginalized and misfit children trust me with their secrets and for refuge
but the guy who I caught leaving bags of dog shit on the free stuff table hasn't been seen in my neighbourhood since
and that's how I fucking like it
January 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I'm genderfluid AND vibefluid
animals flock to me and even the most marginalized and misfit children trust me with their secrets and for refuge
but the guy who I caught leaving bags of dog shit on the free stuff table hasn't been seen in my neighbourhood since
and that's how I fucking like it
animals flock to me and even the most marginalized and misfit children trust me with their secrets and for refuge
but the guy who I caught leaving bags of dog shit on the free stuff table hasn't been seen in my neighbourhood since
and that's how I fucking like it
they had pork so on sale that they had one of those MAX 2 PER FAMILY signs on the fridge so I bought some (I rarely buy meant and every time I have it, it feels special and I want to talk about it!)
I then simmered it into pulled pork chili over two days and served it with sweet home-made cornbread
I then simmered it into pulled pork chili over two days and served it with sweet home-made cornbread
January 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
they had pork so on sale that they had one of those MAX 2 PER FAMILY signs on the fridge so I bought some (I rarely buy meant and every time I have it, it feels special and I want to talk about it!)
I then simmered it into pulled pork chili over two days and served it with sweet home-made cornbread
I then simmered it into pulled pork chili over two days and served it with sweet home-made cornbread
guess who got shit done 🖕
nothing lights a fire under a slumlord's ass like a good old-fashioned threat of legal action
nothing lights a fire under a slumlord's ass like a good old-fashioned threat of legal action
me: shovel my snow like it says in the lease
landlord: ok
landlord: doesn't
me: shovel my snow like it says in the lease
landlord: ok
landlord: doesn't
me: so I am now injured from slipping on ice hidden under the snow and filing a formal complaint
we need better consequences for these cancers
landlord: ok
landlord: doesn't
me: shovel my snow like it says in the lease
landlord: ok
landlord: doesn't
me: so I am now injured from slipping on ice hidden under the snow and filing a formal complaint
we need better consequences for these cancers
January 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
guess who got shit done 🖕
nothing lights a fire under a slumlord's ass like a good old-fashioned threat of legal action
nothing lights a fire under a slumlord's ass like a good old-fashioned threat of legal action
me: sit
sandwich: okay [sits]
me: lie down
sandwich: what, on the FLOOR??? [gets up, takes four steps and lies down on her cushion] there. okay.
sandwich: okay [sits]
me: lie down
sandwich: what, on the FLOOR??? [gets up, takes four steps and lies down on her cushion] there. okay.
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
me: sit
sandwich: okay [sits]
me: lie down
sandwich: what, on the FLOOR??? [gets up, takes four steps and lies down on her cushion] there. okay.
sandwich: okay [sits]
me: lie down
sandwich: what, on the FLOOR??? [gets up, takes four steps and lies down on her cushion] there. okay.
Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me twice? Shame on me. Anyway, this is the second time that DHL has sent me an email to go get my parcel that it didn't fucking have at a pickup location. 😭😭😭
January 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me twice? Shame on me. Anyway, this is the second time that DHL has sent me an email to go get my parcel that it didn't fucking have at a pickup location. 😭😭😭
how Sandwich sleeps unaware of capitalism and politics
January 13, 2026 at 12:57 PM
how Sandwich sleeps unaware of capitalism and politics
me: shovel my snow like it says in the lease
landlord: ok
landlord: doesn't
me: shovel my snow like it says in the lease
landlord: ok
landlord: doesn't
me: so I am now injured from slipping on ice hidden under the snow and filing a formal complaint
we need better consequences for these cancers
landlord: ok
landlord: doesn't
me: shovel my snow like it says in the lease
landlord: ok
landlord: doesn't
me: so I am now injured from slipping on ice hidden under the snow and filing a formal complaint
we need better consequences for these cancers
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
me: shovel my snow like it says in the lease
landlord: ok
landlord: doesn't
me: shovel my snow like it says in the lease
landlord: ok
landlord: doesn't
me: so I am now injured from slipping on ice hidden under the snow and filing a formal complaint
we need better consequences for these cancers
landlord: ok
landlord: doesn't
me: shovel my snow like it says in the lease
landlord: ok
landlord: doesn't
me: so I am now injured from slipping on ice hidden under the snow and filing a formal complaint
we need better consequences for these cancers
wake up dead man pulling no punches with the social commentary as always
I wish this weren't how things actually are with the whole, you know, politics and general social landscape thing
I wish this weren't how things actually are with the whole, you know, politics and general social landscape thing
January 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
wake up dead man pulling no punches with the social commentary as always
I wish this weren't how things actually are with the whole, you know, politics and general social landscape thing
I wish this weren't how things actually are with the whole, you know, politics and general social landscape thing
OMFG TODAY I DISCOVERED THAT SANDWICH HATES PSSPSSPSS NOISES AND GETS ANGRY AND WOOFS WHEN YOU DO IT LIKE YOU JUST INSULTED SOMEONE SHE HOLDS DEAR
January 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
OMFG TODAY I DISCOVERED THAT SANDWICH HATES PSSPSSPSS NOISES AND GETS ANGRY AND WOOFS WHEN YOU DO IT LIKE YOU JUST INSULTED SOMEONE SHE HOLDS DEAR
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Mercy makes a friend
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Mercy makes a friend
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Chapter is up on Tapas!
tapas.io/series/trail...
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Read Trailer Park Witches | Tapas Web Community
Read Trailer Park Witches and more premium Comedy Community series now on Tapas!
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January 12, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Chapter is up on Tapas!
tapas.io/series/trail...
tapas.io/series/trail...
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spent like two minutes looking for my handkerchief (it was under my dog. she stole it and a sock and was sitting on them like a duck with a brood)
January 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
spent like two minutes looking for my handkerchief (it was under my dog. she stole it and a sock and was sitting on them like a duck with a brood)
I've been making art for 30 years and still haven't fucking learned how to not be unintentionally masochistically overambitious with every fucking thing I ever make
January 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I've been making art for 30 years and still haven't fucking learned how to not be unintentionally masochistically overambitious with every fucking thing I ever make
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Playing an arpeggio on your mum
January 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Playing an arpeggio on your mum
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Thinking about... star puffs
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Thinking about... star puffs
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old shot & chaser art
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
old shot & chaser art