cisgender samantha
@saaaaamantha.bsky.social
dodger hater (complementary) | frost fan (derogatory) | she/her
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trans rights are human rights, oat milks are milks
February 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
trans rights are human rights, oat milks are milks
jesus putting $1 mil on him returning the day before he decides to come back
On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
jesus putting $1 mil on him returning the day before he decides to come back
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Slow motion of optical tomato sorter.
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Slow motion of optical tomato sorter.
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ah the two genders of Bluesky
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
ah the two genders of Bluesky
im a tech pessimist generally but man, 3d printing is so cool
Who knew a retractable desktop vuvuzela is something we’d all want someday?
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 AM
im a tech pessimist generally but man, 3d printing is so cool
jokes on him my boss hates ice too
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
jokes on him my boss hates ice too
criss angel levitating shaq
January 21, 2026 at 10:46 PM
criss angel levitating shaq
this homopolymer must've watched heated rivalry
January 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
this homopolymer must've watched heated rivalry
its really funny to send a long letter to a bunch of people who cant read
Chuck Schumer sends letter about NSPM-7 to Attorney General Pam Bondi
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
its really funny to send a long letter to a bunch of people who cant read
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
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first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after
July 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM
first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after
real prophet elijah getting made fun of for being bald energy here
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
December 31, 2025 at 5:23 AM
real prophet elijah getting made fun of for being bald energy here
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It seems incorrect, but we are less than three months from the start of baseball season
December 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It seems incorrect, but we are less than three months from the start of baseball season
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Lesbian pulp emerged under very specific political conditions for gay women in the postwar period. What can we learn about lesbian life in our own era from its recent reemergence?
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Lesbian pulp emerged under very specific political conditions for gay women in the postwar period. What can we learn about lesbian life in our own era from its recent reemergence?
tomorrow is dog day 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Today is Quintidi the 5th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay
More information on dogs
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay
More information on dogs
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
tomorrow is dog day 🥺🥺🥺🥺
britta curl being really good this season
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
britta curl being really good this season
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me in ancient pompeii seeing vesuvius erupt: ah man i BET this is gonna give me a fuckin migraine
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
me in ancient pompeii seeing vesuvius erupt: ah man i BET this is gonna give me a fuckin migraine
mormon guilt works
Mitt Romney is in the New York Times saying we should tax the rich.
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
mormon guilt works
the tribunals once this is done are gonna go so fucking hard
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
the tribunals once this is done are gonna go so fucking hard
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
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Having fun watching jazz, I like it when the upright bass guy yells “yeah” and then lays down a monster bass solo
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Having fun watching jazz, I like it when the upright bass guy yells “yeah” and then lays down a monster bass solo
ah i see we are doing nullification crisis again
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
ah i see we are doing nullification crisis again
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best of luck with that. I'm embracing the fucked up off thos beans lifestyle
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
best of luck with that. I'm embracing the fucked up off thos beans lifestyle
happy grub hoe day
Today is Décadi the 20th of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate the grub-hoe.#JacobinDay
More information on the grub-hoe
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate the grub-hoe.#JacobinDay
More information on the grub-hoe
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
happy grub hoe day
hmmm perchance the contradictions are heightening
"Do the rich have too much political power?"
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
YouGov / Dec 8, 2025
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
YouGov / Dec 8, 2025
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
hmmm perchance the contradictions are heightening