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I like movies, books, sports, and history. Pelicans, Saints. Navy Sub vet.
She hates country music bro lol
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
People clamored for a true rebuild for years . This is that - it is not fun and I really don’t know why people act surprised every week how bad they are.
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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This despite it being aggressively shoehorned into every productivity application available - maybe investors are stupid???????
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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The legal, media, and academic institutions capitulating to an authoritarian ordering payments for favorable treatment are damning themselves to irrelevance. They are destroying their institutions. They will be — and should be — shunned for failing in their most basic purposes for existing.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Someone make a missi stuffing Thanksgiving joke that is not me thanks
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If Yves keeps playing like this love the different looks you can mix up on an off bench with him an queen
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Nba players I don’t think you need to cover your mouth the entire time on the bench talking
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.

Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This bubble bursting and all these clowns getting canned might be one of the most cathartic things of my life
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Half of the MAGA-world grifters were immediately exposed as foreigners by their location, but yeah, let's call it "for an unknown reason" 😂
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
That’ll show em
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Federal election spending by the 100 wealthiest Americans is now 140x what it was in 2000.

Last year they crossed $1 billion in election spending.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It’s not.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Bruce brown has scored more points tonight than his entire stint as a pelican last year (4)

Don’t fact check this
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m tired boss
The White House just blasted this out under the headline "Good News You May Have Missed"
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Private equity needs to be dismantled as much as possible
Hourly Walgreens employees will reportedly no longer receive paid time off for six major holidays, including Thanksgiving and Christmas, after the pharmacy giant was acquired by private equity firm Sycamore Partners
Report: Walgreens cuts hourly workers’ pay for 6 major holidays
The hourly employees will only be paid if they work on those holidays.
www.whio.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sending these ass teams to other countries is diminishing more soft power
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.

Unprecedentedly corrupt.
To negotiate a trade deal with the President of the United States, the Swiss government arrived with a "special Rolex desktop clock" and "a 1-kilogram personalized gold bar"

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Conflating machine learning tools with GenAI and LLMs are such a favorite of these bad faith arguments, too. Like, machines studying X-rays to better understand cancer is not the same thing as Open AI swallowing all my books via piracy to regurgitate sentences that sound similar. It's just not.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trey came to play
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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there was a good post about how every time Nuzzi hears a garbage disposal she thinks "I should call him" and I will continue to think more about that joke than I will about whatever that NYT article says
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I really need to get into grifting
'Star Citizen' is about to reach $900M in total donations 🎮

• Game has been in development since 2012
• Still in Alpha with no official release date
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM