Exhausted Raccoon 🎄
@roastedcauliflower.bsky.social
Checking in here briefly until it hurts. (h/t Andrew Hickey)
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More Chicago Cultural Center.
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
More Chicago Cultural Center.
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Apparently this is fake, but I AM glad SOMEBODY punched him in the face, repeatedly.
I don't know if throwing fights is gay, but it's for sure illegal.
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Apparently this is fake, but I AM glad SOMEBODY punched him in the face, repeatedly.
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you start gaining these contacts and resources that you can guide others to when they need help and they in turn help others and it just becomes this whole great big amazing thing where people actually want to help each other, because now they know someone
It's really really neat
It's really really neat
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
you start gaining these contacts and resources that you can guide others to when they need help and they in turn help others and it just becomes this whole great big amazing thing where people actually want to help each other, because now they know someone
It's really really neat
It's really really neat
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OH MY GOODNESS! We just passed $7,000! Thank you so much everyone! It will remain open for donations through Christmas Day so I'd love to keep the momentum going, but already this will help so many animals and people!! 😍
December 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
OH MY GOODNESS! We just passed $7,000! Thank you so much everyone! It will remain open for donations through Christmas Day so I'd love to keep the momentum going, but already this will help so many animals and people!! 😍
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Hoping you all have a warm, light filled Longest Night from my little family to yours
December 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hoping you all have a warm, light filled Longest Night from my little family to yours
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There was this one September where I drew a bunch of doodles, it was the one a month ago actually (and also many others, but that's not relevant here)
Anyway these were my favourites from that one September.
Anyway these were my favourites from that one September.
October 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There was this one September where I drew a bunch of doodles, it was the one a month ago actually (and also many others, but that's not relevant here)
Anyway these were my favourites from that one September.
Anyway these were my favourites from that one September.
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Time to post my 4 favourite doodles from October. I did draw some spooky things for spooky month, but alas they did not make the cut, but these goofs did!
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Time to post my 4 favourite doodles from October. I did draw some spooky things for spooky month, but alas they did not make the cut, but these goofs did!
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hey man i think you grabbed my shoes, yours are over here
AI GUY: well let's think about what a shoe is. something that feet go inside. so you're saying i grabbed your apartment? what do you even mean? only THESE are shoes and they're YOURS? i don't think that kind of essentialism is a helpful lens
AI GUY: well let's think about what a shoe is. something that feet go inside. so you're saying i grabbed your apartment? what do you even mean? only THESE are shoes and they're YOURS? i don't think that kind of essentialism is a helpful lens
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
hey man i think you grabbed my shoes, yours are over here
AI GUY: well let's think about what a shoe is. something that feet go inside. so you're saying i grabbed your apartment? what do you even mean? only THESE are shoes and they're YOURS? i don't think that kind of essentialism is a helpful lens
AI GUY: well let's think about what a shoe is. something that feet go inside. so you're saying i grabbed your apartment? what do you even mean? only THESE are shoes and they're YOURS? i don't think that kind of essentialism is a helpful lens
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Maria Chepeleva (Ukrainian Artist, born 1985)
"Her First Snow", 2015.
Oil on Canvas, 60 x 70 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
#catlover
"Her First Snow", 2015.
Oil on Canvas, 60 x 70 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
#catlover
December 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Maria Chepeleva (Ukrainian Artist, born 1985)
"Her First Snow", 2015.
Oil on Canvas, 60 x 70 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
#catlover
"Her First Snow", 2015.
Oil on Canvas, 60 x 70 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
#catlover
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Wintertide is available over at my Big Cartel shop. I designed and hand-sewed her. A sale would be a big help.
jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Wintertide is available over at my Big Cartel shop. I designed and hand-sewed her. A sale would be a big help.
jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
I strongly disagree that this is a Thing That Matter[s]!
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I strongly disagree that this is a Thing That Matter[s]!
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Starting at noon et today I am going to be live streaming for 24 hours and during that time anyone who becomes a hyperfixed member can request I perform a song live on stream and I will do my best to make it happen. I will be so tired.
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Starting at noon et today I am going to be live streaming for 24 hours and during that time anyone who becomes a hyperfixed member can request I perform a song live on stream and I will do my best to make it happen. I will be so tired.
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The most quietly savage put-down I’ve come across from Venezuelan Spanish is la inteligencia los persigue, ellos son más rápidoso. It means “intelligence is chasing them, but they are faster.”
December 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The most quietly savage put-down I’ve come across from Venezuelan Spanish is la inteligencia los persigue, ellos son más rápidoso. It means “intelligence is chasing them, but they are faster.”
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I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
Tell the people!
Machine Learning=dope as hell
LLMs=stealing everyone's shit to make garbage
Machine Learning=dope as hell
LLMs=stealing everyone's shit to make garbage
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tell the people!
Machine Learning=dope as hell
LLMs=stealing everyone's shit to make garbage
Machine Learning=dope as hell
LLMs=stealing everyone's shit to make garbage
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America has deindustrialized so much they can't even manufacture consent
I still can't believe they're trying to make a war happen out of thin air. Not just their abrogation of Congress's role in formally declaring a war -- that's been a slippery slope for decades -- but their total unwillingness even to go through the motions of drumming up public support.
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
America has deindustrialized so much they can't even manufacture consent
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The US Administration has banned Americans from *adopting babies* from much of the African continent.
Adopting.
Babies.
What trait do those babies have that, when they grow up as fully American adults, would make them a threat to our country in any form?
Adopting.
Babies.
What trait do those babies have that, when they grow up as fully American adults, would make them a threat to our country in any form?
On that last post: I genuinely cannot think of any good-faith reason to bar international adoptions from those 39 countries. Under this new ban, consulates will refuse adoption visas for any baby from Cuba, Haiti, Venezuela, Nigeria, or any of the 39 other countries.
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The US Administration has banned Americans from *adopting babies* from much of the African continent.
Adopting.
Babies.
What trait do those babies have that, when they grow up as fully American adults, would make them a threat to our country in any form?
Adopting.
Babies.
What trait do those babies have that, when they grow up as fully American adults, would make them a threat to our country in any form?
🎶 Getting high, playing games. So I don't have to deal with my fee-lingsss🎶
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
🎶 Getting high, playing games. So I don't have to deal with my fee-lingsss🎶
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I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering.
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering.
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
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Hey, instead of throwing 96 bucks at midj0urney & getting only slop, ugly ass D&D portraits out of it…
I offer you 350+ handcrafted designs for just $1!
There's also a $5 tier with cute little variants now, thanks to us consistently hitting 500+ Patrons!!!
patreon.com/Myrmidia 🤍👉👈
I offer you 350+ handcrafted designs for just $1!
There's also a $5 tier with cute little variants now, thanks to us consistently hitting 500+ Patrons!!!
patreon.com/Myrmidia 🤍👉👈
July 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hey, instead of throwing 96 bucks at midj0urney & getting only slop, ugly ass D&D portraits out of it…
I offer you 350+ handcrafted designs for just $1!
There's also a $5 tier with cute little variants now, thanks to us consistently hitting 500+ Patrons!!!
patreon.com/Myrmidia 🤍👉👈
I offer you 350+ handcrafted designs for just $1!
There's also a $5 tier with cute little variants now, thanks to us consistently hitting 500+ Patrons!!!
patreon.com/Myrmidia 🤍👉👈
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You are more than welcome to do so!! Just one request - If you share some of the art, please make sure to only share Patreon watermarked promo artwork like the ones attached. 🤍☺️
July 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You are more than welcome to do so!! Just one request - If you share some of the art, please make sure to only share Patreon watermarked promo artwork like the ones attached. 🤍☺️