Ray Bernoff
@rmhbernoff.bsky.social
Pleased to report that I continue to be a big fat disabled trans man. I make stuff.
Worcester, MA
raybernoff.com
Worcester, MA
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New rule. Journalists aren't allowed to post puff pieces about impossible work and fitness schedules without asking stuff like "who does your laundry? Who cooks your steak and eggs? How does your dusting get done if you're out on a long run?"
January 29, 2026 at 7:18 AM
New rule. Journalists aren't allowed to post puff pieces about impossible work and fitness schedules without asking stuff like "who does your laundry? Who cooks your steak and eggs? How does your dusting get done if you're out on a long run?"
Five jobs I've had:
- copywriter
- a startup's sole marketing employee
- freelance photographer
- illicit barber
- mall food court crepe restaurant cashier
- copywriter
- a startup's sole marketing employee
- freelance photographer
- illicit barber
- mall food court crepe restaurant cashier
Five jobs I've had:
-Nursing home kitchen staff
-Carwash attendant
-Furniture warehouse worker
-Construction
-Hotel kitchen staff
-Nursing home kitchen staff
-Carwash attendant
-Furniture warehouse worker
-Construction
-Hotel kitchen staff
Five jobs I’ve had:
- doorman at a country club
- clerk at a comics/video store
- newspaper cartoonist
- OnStar button installation tester at an auto plant
- bike, furniture and fixtures assemblyman at a Wal-Mart
- doorman at a country club
- clerk at a comics/video store
- newspaper cartoonist
- OnStar button installation tester at an auto plant
- bike, furniture and fixtures assemblyman at a Wal-Mart
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Five jobs I've had:
- copywriter
- a startup's sole marketing employee
- freelance photographer
- illicit barber
- mall food court crepe restaurant cashier
- copywriter
- a startup's sole marketing employee
- freelance photographer
- illicit barber
- mall food court crepe restaurant cashier
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If you see ICE in Massachusetts, call LUCE: 617-370-5023. They can get the info out to protect our vulnerable neighbors.
January 28, 2026 at 12:18 PM
If you see ICE in Massachusetts, call LUCE: 617-370-5023. They can get the info out to protect our vulnerable neighbors.
Disco Objects (Compulsion), 2025
Origami paper, papier-mache, acrylic, and mirror tile
Modular origami and ‘disco objects’ (unconventionally shaped objects with reflective finishes) have long been two of my less serious creative hobbies. Every winter since I was a child, I’ve found myself (cont'd)
Origami paper, papier-mache, acrylic, and mirror tile
Modular origami and ‘disco objects’ (unconventionally shaped objects with reflective finishes) have long been two of my less serious creative hobbies. Every winter since I was a child, I’ve found myself (cont'd)
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Disco Objects (Compulsion), 2025
Origami paper, papier-mache, acrylic, and mirror tile
Modular origami and ‘disco objects’ (unconventionally shaped objects with reflective finishes) have long been two of my less serious creative hobbies. Every winter since I was a child, I’ve found myself (cont'd)
Origami paper, papier-mache, acrylic, and mirror tile
Modular origami and ‘disco objects’ (unconventionally shaped objects with reflective finishes) have long been two of my less serious creative hobbies. Every winter since I was a child, I’ve found myself (cont'd)
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Regardless of how one feels about dairy I think we can all agree that we are further from God's light than we were in 1996 on this one:
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Regardless of how one feels about dairy I think we can all agree that we are further from God's light than we were in 1996 on this one:
I need my cyberpunk back-alley surgeon called Stryker to have named herself after Susan
"Body mods as easily obtainable as getting your ears pierced at Claries" would also have been neat. Like get your body mods from someone named Stryker around back of the corner noodle store, then go out into the neon apocalypse to like, idk be a detective who smokes dial-up noises.
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I need my cyberpunk back-alley surgeon called Stryker to have named herself after Susan
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This is what I looked like in 2016. It was an angry time in my life, I don’t think I acted well all the time, but ultimately I’m proud of how I saw myself through it
January 17, 2026 at 2:02 AM
This is what I looked like in 2016. It was an angry time in my life, I don’t think I acted well all the time, but ultimately I’m proud of how I saw myself through it
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Hey there Delilah
What's it like in Roku City?
What's it like in Roku City?
January 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Hey there Delilah
What's it like in Roku City?
What's it like in Roku City?
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mrbeast should be a position like president rather than a specific guy, and we should be able to impeach — or otherwise overthrow — the current one and replace him with someone else. it’s time for us to install leftist mutual aid mrbeast. he will heal our broken nation
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
mrbeast should be a position like president rather than a specific guy, and we should be able to impeach — or otherwise overthrow — the current one and replace him with someone else. it’s time for us to install leftist mutual aid mrbeast. he will heal our broken nation
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Ok fellow skeeters - this is how we take care of each other. I’ll match the next 1,000$ in donations. Reply below when you donate.
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
www.givemn.org
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Ok fellow skeeters - this is how we take care of each other. I’ll match the next 1,000$ in donations. Reply below when you donate.
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Don't let Zimbardo win
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Don't let Zimbardo win
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Dear artists, it's hard avoiding wondering if what we do is irrelevant or an insult when it's harsh, scary, dangerous & violent out there, but one thing is always true as stone: someone will need what you do, someone won't, & you won't know the difference. Err on the side of hope. Create if u can.
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Dear artists, it's hard avoiding wondering if what we do is irrelevant or an insult when it's harsh, scary, dangerous & violent out there, but one thing is always true as stone: someone will need what you do, someone won't, & you won't know the difference. Err on the side of hope. Create if u can.
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As a social movements scholar, I absolutely love the diversity of tactics being developed by each city, reflecting their local flavor
Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes
Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day
Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes
Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day
Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
Naaaaaaailed it
January 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
As a social movements scholar, I absolutely love the diversity of tactics being developed by each city, reflecting their local flavor
Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes
Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day
Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes
Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day
Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
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writing is so funny because you think wow I hope people read this thing I made but also oh no what if people read it
January 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
writing is so funny because you think wow I hope people read this thing I made but also oh no what if people read it
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The Boston-area also has some pretty robust rapid response networks in place already. People doing this work are actively building capacity for a surge. We are ready.
This is something I've thought of as I've seen rumors Boston might be next for this. We've had weeks of the MLSP area giving us video demonstrations of best practices for handling these chucklefucks & saying Boston doesn't have MN's reputation for politeness is putting things mildly.
That’s the thing they don’t seem to be understanding: like bro, once you realize this is fubar and head out to another city, everyone has seen your whole gimmick and now is ready to be your worst nightmare it doesn’t get any better for them anywhere
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The Boston-area also has some pretty robust rapid response networks in place already. People doing this work are actively building capacity for a surge. We are ready.
Community Trash #25 (Black Rose)
Mixed media art waste (acrylic, spray paint, plastic and wood detritus) on canvas
This one is so called because I accidentally made it a similar color scheme to the Thin Lizzy album cover of the same name by Jim Fitpatrick.
Mixed media art waste (acrylic, spray paint, plastic and wood detritus) on canvas
This one is so called because I accidentally made it a similar color scheme to the Thin Lizzy album cover of the same name by Jim Fitpatrick.
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Community Trash #25 (Black Rose)
Mixed media art waste (acrylic, spray paint, plastic and wood detritus) on canvas
This one is so called because I accidentally made it a similar color scheme to the Thin Lizzy album cover of the same name by Jim Fitpatrick.
Mixed media art waste (acrylic, spray paint, plastic and wood detritus) on canvas
This one is so called because I accidentally made it a similar color scheme to the Thin Lizzy album cover of the same name by Jim Fitpatrick.
Not like I was gonna watch this anyway, but at this length you better be giving me two intermissions.
4 hours???? Somebody need they ass beat for this
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Not like I was gonna watch this anyway, but at this length you better be giving me two intermissions.
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Cis writers’ trans characters: “This is Lyrica Womanheart, her power is she has no definable personality beyond serving as a gravitational center for word boxes that vaguely gesture at discrimination and she SUPER strong.”
Trans writers’: “This is Debby and she’s a bitch. I’m gonna torture her.”
Trans writers’: “This is Debby and she’s a bitch. I’m gonna torture her.”
January 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Cis writers’ trans characters: “This is Lyrica Womanheart, her power is she has no definable personality beyond serving as a gravitational center for word boxes that vaguely gesture at discrimination and she SUPER strong.”
Trans writers’: “This is Debby and she’s a bitch. I’m gonna torture her.”
Trans writers’: “This is Debby and she’s a bitch. I’m gonna torture her.”
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Ordinary Sausage is my emotional support cishet man.
"Let's sausage!"
"Let's sausage!"
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Ordinary Sausage is my emotional support cishet man.
"Let's sausage!"
"Let's sausage!"
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
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Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan."
January 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan."
Community Trash #24 (Harvey), 2025
Mixed media art waste (acrylic, paper towel, foam) on reclaimed plywood
This one is a nod to Harvey Ball, a Worcester local and the inventor of the happy face. Happy new year 🙂
Mixed media art waste (acrylic, paper towel, foam) on reclaimed plywood
This one is a nod to Harvey Ball, a Worcester local and the inventor of the happy face. Happy new year 🙂
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Community Trash #24 (Harvey), 2025
Mixed media art waste (acrylic, paper towel, foam) on reclaimed plywood
This one is a nod to Harvey Ball, a Worcester local and the inventor of the happy face. Happy new year 🙂
Mixed media art waste (acrylic, paper towel, foam) on reclaimed plywood
This one is a nod to Harvey Ball, a Worcester local and the inventor of the happy face. Happy new year 🙂
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM