Elliot
@ripoffslimshady.bsky.social
One of nature’s most notorious fouling organisms; #1 Lisa Miller rememberer
He/him, United States
He/him, United States
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Elliot
@ripoffslimshady.bsky.social
· Mar 22
you dump me and then at night a pebble hits your window, you look out and instead of a boom box I have my buddy holding up a TV while I go for a perfect on Remix 8 Rhythm Heaven Fever
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dracula flow voice: i'm drunk driving on the information super highway
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
dracula flow voice: i'm drunk driving on the information super highway
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Me and my gang of Amazing Digital Dickheads on our way to the function
October 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Me and my gang of Amazing Digital Dickheads on our way to the function
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Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
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We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
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Hit That DMT Cart Til You Start Seeing Bowser
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Hit That DMT Cart Til You Start Seeing Bowser
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I am obscene to you, but to myself I simply am.
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I am obscene to you, but to myself I simply am.
they're selling peak for $40
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🫵 PLEASE GET EMIO I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH 😫
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🫵 PLEASE GET EMIO I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH 😫
Emio - The Smiling Man: Famicom Detective Club (physical) is $39.99 on My Nintendo Store buff.ly/Pfc7Rsc
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 $41.99 buff.ly/X9ScLC9
Endless Ocean Luminous $39.99 buff.ly/UwhJBPD
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 $41.99 buff.ly/X9ScLC9
Endless Ocean Luminous $39.99 buff.ly/UwhJBPD
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
they're selling peak for $40
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🫵 PLEASE GET EMIO I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH 😫
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🫵 PLEASE GET EMIO I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH 😫
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i also put the rest of these up on my ko-fi :) 💙🖤💚
✨ ko-fi.com/s/b80dcf5fa0 ✨
✨ ko-fi.com/s/b80dcf5fa0 ✨
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i also put the rest of these up on my ko-fi :) 💙🖤💚
✨ ko-fi.com/s/b80dcf5fa0 ✨
✨ ko-fi.com/s/b80dcf5fa0 ✨
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my body is a machine that turns
purchased video games
into
time spent playing dr. robotnik's ring racers
purchased video games
into
time spent playing dr. robotnik's ring racers
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
my body is a machine that turns
purchased video games
into
time spent playing dr. robotnik's ring racers
purchased video games
into
time spent playing dr. robotnik's ring racers
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November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
me when I log on
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
me when I log on
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explaining 2 tha homies in the middle of the avi arad produced vg movie where 2 chiseled doe-eyed blonde white kids must save western civilization from the king of all evil who's a giant brown man from a tribe of belly dancing orientalist stereotypes that this is extremely important to My Culture
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
explaining 2 tha homies in the middle of the avi arad produced vg movie where 2 chiseled doe-eyed blonde white kids must save western civilization from the king of all evil who's a giant brown man from a tribe of belly dancing orientalist stereotypes that this is extremely important to My Culture
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There’s a very surreal conversation I keep having on here where people seem unable to hold two ideas at the same time, and I’m not sure why. It’s simply true that the Big AI platforms like ChatGPT are:
1. Extremely bad for society, in many ways.
2. Very genuinely popular with lots of people.
1. Extremely bad for society, in many ways.
2. Very genuinely popular with lots of people.
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
There’s a very surreal conversation I keep having on here where people seem unable to hold two ideas at the same time, and I’m not sure why. It’s simply true that the Big AI platforms like ChatGPT are:
1. Extremely bad for society, in many ways.
2. Very genuinely popular with lots of people.
1. Extremely bad for society, in many ways.
2. Very genuinely popular with lots of people.
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i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today
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GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
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the vgas are corpo dogshit that are minimum voted on by the most boring and artless people to ever live if not outright chosen by back door dealings so giving a shit about them at all is folly, but the way they redefined indie to just be fucking whatever really frosts my ass
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the vgas are corpo dogshit that are minimum voted on by the most boring and artless people to ever live if not outright chosen by back door dealings so giving a shit about them at all is folly, but the way they redefined indie to just be fucking whatever really frosts my ass
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holy shit they actually made a game that gives you one of these
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
holy shit they actually made a game that gives you one of these