Philip Cunnington
@rilthy.bsky.social
Content manager at National World (formerly JPI Media, formerly Johnston Press) in Lancashire. Write a TV thing each week. Hockeyist. Mostly forehead.
No news is gourd news.
January 15, 2026 at 8:43 PM
No news is gourd news.
Christ alive, call them Mr Jenrick and Mr Farage. They aren't, and they shouldn't be, your fucking pals.
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Christ alive, call them Mr Jenrick and Mr Farage. They aren't, and they shouldn't be, your fucking pals.
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So the message of this press conference is that Robert Jenrick thinks the Tory party killed Britain, but he might have stayed in it had Kemi Badenoch not read his secret speech.
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
So the message of this press conference is that Robert Jenrick thinks the Tory party killed Britain, but he might have stayed in it had Kemi Badenoch not read his secret speech.
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WHO GIVES A FUCK JOINS SHITBOX PARTY
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
WHO GIVES A FUCK JOINS SHITBOX PARTY
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Am enjoying the juxtaposition of the Guardian's coverage of Nigel Farage bringing Robert Jenrick into his party and an advert for 'Adopt a Donkey.
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Am enjoying the juxtaposition of the Guardian's coverage of Nigel Farage bringing Robert Jenrick into his party and an advert for 'Adopt a Donkey.
It's stiff competition, but Mike Johnson is the most useless man on the planet.
Thank you for the admission, time to abolish it.
Mike Johnson: "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do"
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
It's stiff competition, but Mike Johnson is the most useless man on the planet.
Okay, why is Adam water divining in his hotel room? Does he work for South East Water? #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Okay, why is Adam water divining in his hotel room? Does he work for South East Water? #TheTraitors
#TheTraitors Rachel: I've had training from FBI profilers.
The FBI profilers:
The FBI profilers:
January 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
#TheTraitors Rachel: I've had training from FBI profilers.
The FBI profilers:
The FBI profilers:
Ooh! A fountain made of the purest Vimto. #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Ooh! A fountain made of the purest Vimto. #TheTraitors
I don't think @warringtonguardian.bsky.social has as many mentions of Warrington as I've seen on here today.
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I don't think @warringtonguardian.bsky.social has as many mentions of Warrington as I've seen on here today.
That's a new job title. It used to be the groom of the stool.
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
That's a new job title. It used to be the groom of the stool.
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I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
Known for their blood-curdling cries of 'Did someone say beveragino?'
I see the fearsome no-bullshit no-snowflake chads running America are frightened about marauding "gangs of wine mums".
Don't tell them about the book club triads or the knitting circle mafia, they'll wet themselves.
Don't tell them about the book club triads or the knitting circle mafia, they'll wet themselves.
Ladies you “Zumba-ed” too hard!
January 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Known for their blood-curdling cries of 'Did someone say beveragino?'
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Yeah, listening. That's suspicious. #TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Yeah, listening. That's suspicious. #TheTraitors
"I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed." #TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
"I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed." #TheTraitors
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Rick Astley - Walk Like A Panther (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
m.youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
This 3 Colours Red tune sounds like it could be heard in the background at The Bronze when Buffy and Willow debate going on a date with Chad who's a sophomore at college, shortly before Chad turns out to be a shapeshifting demon with a taste for human flesh. #TOTP
a woman in a blue sweater is sitting in front of a bookcase
ALT: a woman in a blue sweater is sitting in front of a bookcase
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This 3 Colours Red tune sounds like it could be heard in the background at The Bronze when Buffy and Willow debate going on a date with Chad who's a sophomore at college, shortly before Chad turns out to be a shapeshifting demon with a taste for human flesh. #TOTP
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Just catching up on the secret Traitor reveal…
January 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Just catching up on the secret Traitor reveal…
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In a world going to Hell in a handcart, be more like Millie.
Millie, 17, 'has a heart of gold', according to her proud mum.
Dundee paper girl praised for gritting pensioner’s icy stairs during cold snap
Millie, 17, 'has a heart of gold', according to her proud mum.
dlvr.it
January 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
In a world going to Hell in a handcart, be more like Millie.
A storm in a D-cup.
Every time there’s a weather system on a forecast that looks a bit like a penis, it gets reposted all over the place with a juvenile WAHEY!
So here’s the reason I’m not driving up the M5/M6 tomorrow - a whole bra full of snow.
So here’s the reason I’m not driving up the M5/M6 tomorrow - a whole bra full of snow.
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
A storm in a D-cup.