Richard Splatter
@richard-splatter.bsky.social
I'm a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm
Dark Woke
Bike lane radical
(he/him)
Dark Woke
Bike lane radical
(he/him)
Pinned
Today, I hope you were able to find your grass and touch it ❤️
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what is unc but chad persevering
December 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
what is unc but chad persevering
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Looks like they're right.
Data Set 1 / Photo 468, the image from yesterday's Epstein files release that included photos of Trump in a drawer, was removed.
Data Set 1 / Photo 468, the image from yesterday's Epstein files release that included photos of Trump in a drawer, was removed.
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Looks like they're right.
Data Set 1 / Photo 468, the image from yesterday's Epstein files release that included photos of Trump in a drawer, was removed.
Data Set 1 / Photo 468, the image from yesterday's Epstein files release that included photos of Trump in a drawer, was removed.
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Computer, enhance
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Computer, enhance
Stuffing my family’s stockings with the mueller report in an effort to never be put in charge of stocking stuffers again
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Stuffing my family’s stockings with the mueller report in an effort to never be put in charge of stocking stuffers again
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Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
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No meaning, only lore
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
No meaning, only lore
Howdy pardner, I’m the sheriff of sucking Bill Clinton off
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Howdy pardner, I’m the sheriff of sucking Bill Clinton off
Let’s all have a nice time on the internet
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Let’s all have a nice time on the internet
I’d be fine with seeing either tbh
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’d be fine with seeing either tbh
Fighting the war on Christmas like the last Japanese soldier refusing to surrender after the collapse of the empire
Someone shot Christmas inflatables in a New Hampshire town trib.al/PhDuwmk
Someone shot Christmas inflatables in a New Hampshire town
Police in Bow, New Hampshire, are searching for the vandal or vandals who shot at Christmas inflatables early Tuesday.
trib.al
December 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fighting the war on Christmas like the last Japanese soldier refusing to surrender after the collapse of the empire
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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Can not emphasise enough how much you should go to your moderation settings and turn off hiding for the 「 rude 」 label
All the moderation here sucks but this, in particular, is systematically abused by Aaron the so-called head of 「 trust and safety 」 here at BS.
All the moderation here sucks but this, in particular, is systematically abused by Aaron the so-called head of 「 trust and safety 」 here at BS.
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Can not emphasise enough how much you should go to your moderation settings and turn off hiding for the 「 rude 」 label
All the moderation here sucks but this, in particular, is systematically abused by Aaron the so-called head of 「 trust and safety 」 here at BS.
All the moderation here sucks but this, in particular, is systematically abused by Aaron the so-called head of 「 trust and safety 」 here at BS.
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I’m going to create 2 George Washingtons to agree with my preconceived notions. What will you do now, Glen?
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m going to create 2 George Washingtons to agree with my preconceived notions. What will you do now, Glen?
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
Turkey gone. Making stock to put into risotto tomorrow. Slowly coming to the realization that I'm spiritually Italian.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Turkey gone. Making stock to put into risotto tomorrow. Slowly coming to the realization that I'm spiritually Italian.
Burnt the boats by telling my wife to not make the packet gravy this year. The goblet dripping gravy is working or we're all raw dogging this stuffing.
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Burnt the boats by telling my wife to not make the packet gravy this year. The goblet dripping gravy is working or we're all raw dogging this stuffing.
To make the turkey I have become the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
To make the turkey I have become the turkey
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Trump take beer school
Trump’s immigration policies have cost Chicago a world famous brewing school
The Siebel Institute will relocate to Montreal
“regulatory changes in the US have made it much more challenging for many of our international students, who have become the majority of our student body, to attend classes”
The Siebel Institute will relocate to Montreal
“regulatory changes in the US have made it much more challenging for many of our international students, who have become the majority of our student body, to attend classes”
World-famous brewing institution leaving U.S. for Canada
A renowned American beer brewing school is heading north and getting ready to settle in at a new address in Montreal.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Trump take beer school
The key to maximizing productivity is to not develop debilitating diarrhea
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The key to maximizing productivity is to not develop debilitating diarrhea
Everyone knows someone who's really into aliens. I want to have a beer and listen to chupacabra theories.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Everyone knows someone who's really into aliens. I want to have a beer and listen to chupacabra theories.
In my restless dreams, I see that town.
Worcester, Massachusetts.
Worcester, Massachusetts.
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
In my restless dreams, I see that town.
Worcester, Massachusetts.
Worcester, Massachusetts.
The US does have a casus bell-end tho lmaoooo hell is empty and all the devils are here 😂 🤣 😆
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The US does have a casus bell-end tho lmaoooo hell is empty and all the devils are here 😂 🤣 😆