Collapsey
@revengeofcollapsey.bsky.social
musician, artist, gay, 37, Nashville
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I'm not letting someone who went to prom on zoom dictate my love life.
idk if yall heard yet, but they on TikTok saying if you don’t make 150k a year then you shouldn’t be dating.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm not letting someone who went to prom on zoom dictate my love life.
I really loved seeing everything yall made for Thanksgiving! Great job everybody!
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I really loved seeing everything yall made for Thanksgiving! Great job everybody!
Starting to think these resist libs will forget about the Epstein files if they don’t post “we’re not forgetting the Epstein files!” every god damn hour
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Starting to think these resist libs will forget about the Epstein files if they don’t post “we’re not forgetting the Epstein files!” every god damn hour
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Lol Matt Van Epps was part of the $8 million graft purchase of those pesticide-laden sock masks (which had visible holes, for those of you who don’t live here). Incredible shit.
www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Lol Matt Van Epps was part of the $8 million graft purchase of those pesticide-laden sock masks (which had visible holes, for those of you who don’t live here). Incredible shit.
www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...
I don’t trust that Zootopia one bit
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I don’t trust that Zootopia one bit
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
If it weren’t Thanksgiving, and we were another populace, there might have been a revolution this week. I cannot ever remember there being this many concurrent events that all point to the fact that our entire elite class must be [redacted].
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If it weren’t Thanksgiving, and we were another populace, there might have been a revolution this week. I cannot ever remember there being this many concurrent events that all point to the fact that our entire elite class must be [redacted].
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Didn’t Jacob Wohl catch a criminal conviction for doing basically this?
In the #TN7 race, Matt Van Epps and Republicans have resorted to sending mailers as if they are a Democratic agency and intentionally giving the wrong date to get people out to vote.
@aftynbehn.bsky.social
@aftynbehn.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Didn’t Jacob Wohl catch a criminal conviction for doing basically this?
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Funny to use “bubble” here
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Funny to use “bubble” here
One of my top 3 Prince tracks!
Prince & The New Power Generation released "Diamonds and Pearls" as the fourth single from their album of the same name 34 years ago on November 25, 1991
album.ink/PrinceDandP
album.ink/PrinceDandP
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One of my top 3 Prince tracks!
Markwayne Mullen looks like such a sloppy pig bottom no loads refused ass G-every-weekend ass [and so on]
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Markwayne Mullen looks like such a sloppy pig bottom no loads refused ass G-every-weekend ass [and so on]
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Jelly Roll has been caught and compromised to a permanent end
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Jelly Roll has been caught and compromised to a permanent end
Genius!
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Genius!
If Aftyn Behn wins next week, 2026 will be a BLOODBATH.
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
If Aftyn Behn wins next week, 2026 will be a BLOODBATH.
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Grok, roast my freaking wife🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Grok, roast my freaking wife🤣🤣
Probably will get doxxed, but the way that Taylor Swift is supposed to stand in for every single woman on earth is so weird and should be studied. To these people, “Taylor Swift” and “women” are the same thing. I can’t think of another person who has this ontological function.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Probably will get doxxed, but the way that Taylor Swift is supposed to stand in for every single woman on earth is so weird and should be studied. To these people, “Taylor Swift” and “women” are the same thing. I can’t think of another person who has this ontological function.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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Rich people always saying some bullshit. Goddamn, shut the fuck up!
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Rich people always saying some bullshit. Goddamn, shut the fuck up!
Pretty sure that was the point
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Pretty sure that was the point
Ugh Michelin came thru Nashville and I have OPINIONS lol
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ugh Michelin came thru Nashville and I have OPINIONS lol
Bezos ending the entire WaPo Opinion section to avoid Epstein is wonderful. Love that.
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Bezos ending the entire WaPo Opinion section to avoid Epstein is wonderful. Love that.
Ok so I’m out of the Lizza loop but from context clues and cryptic shit I’m seeing on the TL, Olivia and Marco Rubio were caught felching in the bamboo thicket??
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ok so I’m out of the Lizza loop but from context clues and cryptic shit I’m seeing on the TL, Olivia and Marco Rubio were caught felching in the bamboo thicket??