Ren
@rentehya.bsky.social
24 | any pronouns | U.S., unfortunately
lover of lemon bars, dancing, video games, cats, reading, and the color yellow
lover of lemon bars, dancing, video games, cats, reading, and the color yellow
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A good measure of how crazy things have gotten is if you pretend we’re in a Star Wars movie and then imagine how long the opening crawl would have to be for an audience of people from 4 weeks ago to be caught up
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 PM
A good measure of how crazy things have gotten is if you pretend we’re in a Star Wars movie and then imagine how long the opening crawl would have to be for an audience of people from 4 weeks ago to be caught up
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i don’t want to get back to you as soon as possible i want to be a gargoyle on an old gothic church
January 26, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i don’t want to get back to you as soon as possible i want to be a gargoyle on an old gothic church
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Whoever named flashbangs probably had a really long day
January 21, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Whoever named flashbangs probably had a really long day
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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you never hear about someone getting combobulated
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
you never hear about someone getting combobulated
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The word "cooked" in "1 cup cooked rice" is doing a lot of work in this 5-minute recipe's ingredient list.
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 AM
The word "cooked" in "1 cup cooked rice" is doing a lot of work in this 5-minute recipe's ingredient list.
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January 19, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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no we can't do Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead we did that for Thatcher
January 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
no we can't do Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead we did that for Thatcher
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when It Happens what song are we getting to the top of the charts
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
when It Happens what song are we getting to the top of the charts
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2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
spending $6 five times should not equal spending $30
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
spending $6 five times should not equal spending $30
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"this might be all there is ," u say emphatically . "we might have nothing left." outside , the snow falls
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 AM
"this might be all there is ," u say emphatically . "we might have nothing left." outside , the snow falls
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impeachment is so 2025; we're at beheading now
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
impeachment is so 2025; we're at beheading now
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Sagittarius: People will be much less impressed when they find out your story about beating the devil at the crossroads involves you playing Super Mario Brothers 3.
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Sagittarius: People will be much less impressed when they find out your story about beating the devil at the crossroads involves you playing Super Mario Brothers 3.
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CHECK OUT OUR SPECIAL NEW YEAR'S EDITION OF SORROWSCOPES! TELL YOU FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE MONSTER INSIDE YOU THAT WILL NEVER BE SLAIN
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
CHECK OUT OUR SPECIAL NEW YEAR'S EDITION OF SORROWSCOPES! TELL YOU FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE MONSTER INSIDE YOU THAT WILL NEVER BE SLAIN
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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really need my brain to be like 10% less broken
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
really need my brain to be like 10% less broken
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wish there were more opportunities in everyday conversations to use words like "usurp" or "defenestrate"
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
wish there were more opportunities in everyday conversations to use words like "usurp" or "defenestrate"
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they really went off when they named pom poms. those things sure are pom poms
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
they really went off when they named pom poms. those things sure are pom poms
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i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years