Reese Wallace
@reesewallace.com
My pappy was a pistol, I'm a son of a gun
Do you think Luke Wilson and Billy Bob Thornton have ever passed each other whilst talking about their favorite phone companies in a big empty field?
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Do you think Luke Wilson and Billy Bob Thornton have ever passed each other whilst talking about their favorite phone companies in a big empty field?
The Dimness
They believe in a thing called like.
They believe in a thing called like.
Slightly diminish a band
And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Slightly Injured
And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Slightly Injured
Slightly diminish a band
Frankie Goes To Reseda
Frankie Goes To Reseda
January 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
The Dimness
They believe in a thing called like.
They believe in a thing called like.
Obviously, Coach Cignetti is a great story, but I don't think enough of Indiana's success is being credited to what I call the @homefield.bsky.social effect.
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Obviously, Coach Cignetti is a great story, but I don't think enough of Indiana's success is being credited to what I call the @homefield.bsky.social effect.
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stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating
January 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM
stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating
Halfway through the decade! What are your favorite films each year so far?
2020: Palm Springs
2021: West Side Story (just ahead of Green Knight)
2022: Top Gun: Maverick
2023: Asteroid City
2024: Hit Man
2025: Sinners
2020: Palm Springs
2021: West Side Story (just ahead of Green Knight)
2022: Top Gun: Maverick
2023: Asteroid City
2024: Hit Man
2025: Sinners
Halfway through the decade! What are your favorite films each year so far?
2020: Small Axe
2021: Memoria
2022: The Fabelmans
2023: Killers of the Flower Moon
2024: Anora
2025: One Battle After Another
2020: Small Axe
2021: Memoria
2022: The Fabelmans
2023: Killers of the Flower Moon
2024: Anora
2025: One Battle After Another
Halfway through the decade! What are your favorite films each year so far?
2020: David Byrne's American Utopia
2021: West Side Story
2022: Decision to Leave
2023: The Zone of Interest
2024: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
2025: Sinners
2020: David Byrne's American Utopia
2021: West Side Story
2022: Decision to Leave
2023: The Zone of Interest
2024: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
2025: Sinners
January 2, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Halfway through the decade! What are your favorite films each year so far?
2020: Palm Springs
2021: West Side Story (just ahead of Green Knight)
2022: Top Gun: Maverick
2023: Asteroid City
2024: Hit Man
2025: Sinners
2020: Palm Springs
2021: West Side Story (just ahead of Green Knight)
2022: Top Gun: Maverick
2023: Asteroid City
2024: Hit Man
2025: Sinners
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
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December 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
How dare you, @channel6.bsky.social!? How dare you, @hollyanderson.bsky.social?!
How dare you, @edsbs.bsky.social!?
How dare you, @edsbs.bsky.social!?
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How dare you, @channel6.bsky.social!? How dare you, @hollyanderson.bsky.social?!
How dare you, @edsbs.bsky.social!?
How dare you, @edsbs.bsky.social!?
Just saw the 2026 UF Football schedule and not playing Tennessee is perverse in the extreme.
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just saw the 2026 UF Football schedule and not playing Tennessee is perverse in the extreme.
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this is the eater article fwiw: www.eater.com/23552129/wha...
What’s in Store-Bought Chicken Stock, and Why Are Brands so Secretive About It?
A long, winding journey to find out why companies treat their chicken broth recipes like state secrets.
www.eater.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
this is the eater article fwiw: www.eater.com/23552129/wha...
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I’m not reading a fucking thing Chat GPT does
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m not reading a fucking thing Chat GPT does
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
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Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
6
Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
To answer the @hollyanderson.bsky.social's question on today's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social the next message after the pegging video lands in family group chat is:
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November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
To answer the @hollyanderson.bsky.social's question on today's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social the next message after the pegging video lands in family group chat is:
Wordle 1,621 4/6*
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The Adventures of Tintin is getting a staggering number of sequels.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Adventures of Tintin is getting a staggering number of sequels.
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Give me two hours of this youtu.be/BTWWT_qZgpE?...
Magneto Bar Scene | X-Men First Class (2011) 4K HDR Movie Clip
YouTube video by Filmey Box
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Give me two hours of this youtu.be/BTWWT_qZgpE?...
I don't know if I'd go so far as "bad" but I've always felt like Donnie Yen and Alan Tudyk paper over just enough jank that the ending sequence sends people home happy enough to forget about it.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I don't know if I'd go so far as "bad" but I've always felt like Donnie Yen and Alan Tudyk paper over just enough jank that the ending sequence sends people home happy enough to forget about it.
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The ACC is out here like this and that is why we love her
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The ACC is out here like this and that is why we love her
He's been around the world's ugliest CHUDs for nearly a decade. A charming, normal-looking man, must feel like Chris Hemsworth to him.
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
He's been around the world's ugliest CHUDs for nearly a decade. A charming, normal-looking man, must feel like Chris Hemsworth to him.
New Bubba just dropped
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
New Bubba just dropped
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