Reese Wallace
@reesewallace.com
My pappy was a pistol, I'm a son of a gun
Pongo and Perdita eying her very closely.
January 11, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Pongo and Perdita eying her very closely.
It's Tour de France rules in NCAA. I'm not gonna get mad if someone is cheating better than everyone else.
January 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
It's Tour de France rules in NCAA. I'm not gonna get mad if someone is cheating better than everyone else.
"...and that's how the DUVALgarita was invented."
January 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
"...and that's how the DUVALgarita was invented."
Christ, I thought all the lonely dorks like you were over in the incel pen Elon built. Fuck off, dumdum.
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Christ, I thought all the lonely dorks like you were over in the incel pen Elon built. Fuck off, dumdum.
This is what we're all pretending Josh O'Connor is now...
January 8, 2026 at 2:10 PM
This is what we're all pretending Josh O'Connor is now...
I saw Dr. John Goodman open for Waxahatchemilio Estevez a few years back, it was a hoot.
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I saw Dr. John Goodman open for Waxahatchemilio Estevez a few years back, it was a hoot.
Having a muse strictly because they're hot is possibly the most classical meaning of the term.
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Having a muse strictly because they're hot is possibly the most classical meaning of the term.
The rare punt-after try
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The rare punt-after try
You were playing with house money after three.
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You were playing with house money after three.
That's spectacular. Dub him Sir Floyd of Rosedale to make him Knight Ham.
December 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
That's spectacular. Dub him Sir Floyd of Rosedale to make him Knight Ham.
Matilda is a crowd pleaser.
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Matilda is a crowd pleaser.
His son played for Kentucky, maybe he adopted the team
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
His son played for Kentucky, maybe he adopted the team
Every person born in 1988, me included, just got a jump scare from this one.
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Every person born in 1988, me included, just got a jump scare from this one.
Like I was watching Coco on an airplane. It may have radicalized me against emotions.
December 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Like I was watching Coco on an airplane. It may have radicalized me against emotions.
They got that horseradish fella that is somewhere just beneath my kids on the list of things keeping me going through my many tribulations.
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
They got that horseradish fella that is somewhere just beneath my kids on the list of things keeping me going through my many tribulations.