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@raymz.bsky.social
· Jun 16
How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
Thinking back to last Thanksgiving when I told my little cousins about how we used to answer the phone to see who was calling and two of them cried while their sister threw up
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Thinking back to last Thanksgiving when I told my little cousins about how we used to answer the phone to see who was calling and two of them cried while their sister threw up
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Costco never really plays up its sexy image
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Costco never really plays up its sexy image
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
Dak Prescott to the Eagles with the score 21-0 Philadelphia yesterday
a man with a mask on his face talks to another man
ALT: a man with a mask on his face talks to another man
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Dak Prescott to the Eagles with the score 21-0 Philadelphia yesterday
I feel like debating Riley Gaines would be as easy as every time she opens her mouth to say something, you scream YOU CAME IN FIFTH, RILEY until she cries
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I feel like debating Riley Gaines would be as easy as every time she opens her mouth to say something, you scream YOU CAME IN FIFTH, RILEY until she cries
The Jesse Owens of mediocre white women simply refuses to stfu
As first reported by @msjpauly.bsky.social and @pablo.show, the Harris County GOP gave Riley Gaines $25,000 to speak at the 2025 Lincoln Reagan Dinner with Gov. Greg Abbott. Here's a little more context on that, plus Gaines' relationship with the Texas GOP: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Harris County GOP paid anti-trans activist Riley Gaines $25K to speak
Business is booming for Riley Gaines.
www.chron.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Jesse Owens of mediocre white women simply refuses to stfu
Trump going completely beta upon meeting Mamdani face-to-face is literally the most predictable thing he's done in either of his terms in office so far
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Trump going completely beta upon meeting Mamdani face-to-face is literally the most predictable thing he's done in either of his terms in office so far
Mamdani: and when you're a star he'll let you do it. You can do anything. Grab him by the pussy
Breaking News: President Trump ended his first face-to-face meeting with Zohran Mamdani, the mayor-elect of New York City, stressing common goals and trading praise. Follow live updates. trib.al/L1eZNIF
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Mamdani: and when you're a star he'll let you do it. You can do anything. Grab him by the pussy
God (making Stephen Miller): I’m trying a do-over with Josef Goebbels but *this* time he’s Jewish and from Santa Monica
Angels: (look at one another nervously)
Angels: (look at one another nervously)
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
God (making Stephen Miller): I’m trying a do-over with Josef Goebbels but *this* time he’s Jewish and from Santa Monica
Angels: (look at one another nervously)
Angels: (look at one another nervously)
Cool, cool. Just what every vacationing family trying to get through the day with their whining kids without going bankrupt on souvenirs and overpriced fast food: A bunch of belligerent dickheads in red hats starting fistfights www.dailynews.com/2025/11/20/d...
Disneyland MAGA Invasion wants to ‘Make Disney Great Again’
The unofficial Disneyland event appears to be similar to Gay Days or Dapper Day.
www.dailynews.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Cool, cool. Just what every vacationing family trying to get through the day with their whining kids without going bankrupt on souvenirs and overpriced fast food: A bunch of belligerent dickheads in red hats starting fistfights www.dailynews.com/2025/11/20/d...
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If he weren’t much weaker than many people act he would be giving orders instead of whining on truth social. bsky.app/profile/pale...
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If he weren’t much weaker than many people act he would be giving orders instead of whining on truth social. bsky.app/profile/pale...
We’re gonna release the files, folks (cheers)… but maybe not all of them (muted boos)… Oh you don’t like that so much… Whaddayathink, should we release all of ‘em? (cheers)… Okay, we’ll do it (cheers) but only the ones about the Crooked Clintons (crazy cheering) and I think you’ll be very happy
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
We’re gonna release the files, folks (cheers)… but maybe not all of them (muted boos)… Oh you don’t like that so much… Whaddayathink, should we release all of ‘em? (cheers)… Okay, we’ll do it (cheers) but only the ones about the Crooked Clintons (crazy cheering) and I think you’ll be very happy
[tv commercial, way too loud voice over]: TO OVERWEIGHT AND STUPID TO BE A COP? JOIN ICE
Kristi Noem is mad that protesters are blowing whistles at ICE agents.
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
[tv commercial, way too loud voice over]: TO OVERWEIGHT AND STUPID TO BE A COP? JOIN ICE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EPSTEIN HOAX JESUS
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EPSTEIN HOAX JESUS
The scene in Inglourious Basterds where Hitler asks, “Who and what is a Private Butz” but instead of Hitler, it’s me, and instead of Private Butz, it’s Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The scene in Inglourious Basterds where Hitler asks, “Who and what is a Private Butz” but instead of Hitler, it’s me, and instead of Private Butz, it’s Olivia Nuzzi
If there was any remaining doubt as to how big a piece of shit he is, this should take care of it
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If there was any remaining doubt as to how big a piece of shit he is, this should take care of it
Give this imbecile the Nobel prize already so maybe he’ll finally shut the fuck up
Trump: "Skedaddle, that plane went pssh, when it drops a bomb it goes down very steeply, because that gives it a better angle and more speed for the bomb, very very heavy bombs, it goes PUM, skedaddle, that thing turned on its side, pwwh, now we have peace in the Middle East."
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Give this imbecile the Nobel prize already so maybe he’ll finally shut the fuck up
At last, it’s sweater weather, I proclaim as I eat another sweater
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
At last, it’s sweater weather, I proclaim as I eat another sweater
If you hear people calling out abusers and racists and you think that’s pointed at you, you’re only telling on yourself, my dude
Dems didn't brand "white dudes" as the "bad guy" as Portnoy suggests. We branded people who support a toxic, hate-filled convicted felon who abuses women and lies constantly about everything as the bad guys, and they just happen to be disproportionately white men.
www.mediaite.com/politics/dav...
www.mediaite.com/politics/dav...
Dave Portnoy Says He Turned on Dems Because They Branded 'White Dudes' Society's 'Bad Guy'
Barstool Sports boss Dave Portnoy said he flipped to supporting Republicans because Democrats branded "white dudes" as the "bad guy" in America during the Biden Administration
www.mediaite.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If you hear people calling out abusers and racists and you think that’s pointed at you, you’re only telling on yourself, my dude
lol the balls on this one
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
lol the balls on this one
[to my nervous accomplice as we commit a federal crime] Relax, dude, the worst that’ll happen is you get caught and you have to kiss his ass so he’ll pardon you
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
[to my nervous accomplice as we commit a federal crime] Relax, dude, the worst that’ll happen is you get caught and you have to kiss his ass so he’ll pardon you
[in the club shouting to be heard above the music] Mom, is that you
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
[in the club shouting to be heard above the music] Mom, is that you