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By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
All cops
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Beatles did a LOT of drugs
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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remember kids -
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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do you want to know why bolsonaro is going to prison btw

first he tried to remove his ankle monitor using heat, which ofc was immediately detected. then one of his fucking failsons flavio called for a rally this morning. the plan seemed to be to mount an escape using the rally as a ruse
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Feds encountering loudmouthed Chicago women
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What the fuck is going ON
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I shot myself in the balls for international men's day (belated)
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Finally some normal news
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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she’s a hero
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Have not had time to keep up with court stuff; reading this feels surreal. We have endured months of the feds targeting us *specifically* over our reporting, incl. pre-surge. It is simply a relief to see it backed up, with fact, on the record as a real thing that happened after all the gaslighting!
These people - the government!!! - really think they can get away with anything. That no one will notice, or that if they do notice, no one will do anything. At least Judge Ellis has noticed and is trying to do something. @unraveledpress.com is brave as hell.
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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The couple who ran Store Palma, a small general merchandise shop + secondhand store at 87th & Escanaba, were abducted by ICE this week. Their daughter has decided to permanently close the store, and is holding a sale Thursday to clear out the space and fundraise for their family's needs. Cash only.
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It's okay to grieve the lives we could've lived and lives others lost but man I just refuse to accept that these horrible people dominating us all is inevitable and we should just give up, sorry! Hope is a knife!
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Weather (interior and exterior) report
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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“He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself.”

I am never feeling bad about the quality of my writing ever again
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I would very much not like to think about that weird lady being intimate with Mr Eugenics
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"The Gospel is antifascist and so am I" goes so fucking hard, man
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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"the longer the neck, the more nachos you can fit down there" -- @ravengeary.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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The systemic rot is the thing that’s unfair to the remaining journalists who do good work, not the public reaction to that systemic rot.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Bigfoot is just one guy. It’s just him and that’s it. There aren’t any other bigfeet, it’s just the one guy
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Now that broadcast is showing normies state troopers tackling pastors, maybe the Pritzker fan club will stop freaking out over our coverage/personally accusing us of trying to take down the Governor
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM