I'm gonna miss the Spire hole

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

What's the appropriate age to explain to your kid that the CIA was behind the right wing militia that murdered Mirabel's grandfather in Disney's Encanto?

Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face

[thomas the tank engine theme starts playing] i'm so sorry i have to take this

rue mclanahan spray bottle dot gif

Waiting in line is the most embarrassing thing you can do in New York City

I wish people could read

There is a certain crowd of tech bros whose climate change solution is "what if we just get rid of social safety nets so enough people die that we reduce carbon emissions"

It's quite literally eugenics & it's hard not to see some of their vision reflected in trumps policies

thicc piss smellin like cheerios

My desired level of parenting.

I keep accidentally scrolling past actual content thinking it’s ads because I was so used to quickly scrolling past all the vile nonsense ads at the other place.