Ramsey Hootman
@ramseyhootman.bsky.social
Author of COURTING GRETA, SURVIVING CYRIL, and CYRIL IN THE FLESH. Viable Paradise class of 2024 (!!!) "Well-developed and nontoxic" according to my doctor's notes. www.ramseyhootman.com
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Hello new followers! I mostly post about writing, doing scout stuff with my kids, home remodel, and substitute teaching. I am currently working on a far-future sci fi series set on the moons of a gas giant. My currently available novels are:
Genuinely impressed at this woman's ability to commit so many crimes against the English language in so few lines
The prose is incoherent & the only way to make it through a paragraph is to rely on the North Star or her self-pitying narcissism. The gist of this graf is “strangers obsess about me, must be because I work so hard,” but it is almost immediate lost in the morass of “typed on notes app while hiking”
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Genuinely impressed at this woman's ability to commit so many crimes against the English language in so few lines
I'm scoutmaster of a troop known for being a bit, ah, lax. But I can say with absolute confidence that every single one of our scouts would rush to fix this. Immediately.
What an absolute disgrace.
What an absolute disgrace.
President Trump walks past the flag at the White House, which has fallen to the ground 🇺🇸😣
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm scoutmaster of a troop known for being a bit, ah, lax. But I can say with absolute confidence that every single one of our scouts would rush to fix this. Immediately.
What an absolute disgrace.
What an absolute disgrace.
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Help, I can’t stop laughing at this guy’s face (spotted at the vintage store where I had an author event today)
Every time I scroll past it in my photo gallery I lose it again
Every time I scroll past it in my photo gallery I lose it again
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Help, I can’t stop laughing at this guy’s face (spotted at the vintage store where I had an author event today)
Every time I scroll past it in my photo gallery I lose it again
Every time I scroll past it in my photo gallery I lose it again
Finally watched the first ep of Plur1bus, I AM ON BOARD
Also weirdly the most accurate rep of authorship I have ever seen on TV/movies??
Also weirdly the most accurate rep of authorship I have ever seen on TV/movies??
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Finally watched the first ep of Plur1bus, I AM ON BOARD
Also weirdly the most accurate rep of authorship I have ever seen on TV/movies??
Also weirdly the most accurate rep of authorship I have ever seen on TV/movies??
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
First two here is literally my books, lol
Top 5 movie genres:
Guy who’s a pathetic piece of shit
Woman falling apart and it’s hard to watch but goddamn
Theater production/movie production falling apart and it’s so fun to watch
Detective but sad
Period film where they just said fuck it
Guy who’s a pathetic piece of shit
Woman falling apart and it’s hard to watch but goddamn
Theater production/movie production falling apart and it’s so fun to watch
Detective but sad
Period film where they just said fuck it
Top 5 movie genres are:
heist
intelligence/espionage thriller
pitch perfect
cerebral ensemble oscar fodder drama
heist some more
heist
intelligence/espionage thriller
pitch perfect
cerebral ensemble oscar fodder drama
heist some more
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
First two here is literally my books, lol
How sad would it be if all of the messed up stuff going on right now came down to one guy being too afraid to admit he's gay?
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
How sad would it be if all of the messed up stuff going on right now came down to one guy being too afraid to admit he's gay?
My husband and I put no fewer than four babies to sleep in the church nursery today. And there were eight total! We are officially pros.
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My husband and I put no fewer than four babies to sleep in the church nursery today. And there were eight total! We are officially pros.
What are your top 5 movie genres?
- sci fi body horror
- sweet sweet violence
- two complete fuckups attempt a relationship
- space physics
- cool aliens
- sci fi body horror
- sweet sweet violence
- two complete fuckups attempt a relationship
- space physics
- cool aliens
What are your top 5 movie genres?
Mine are:
- “OMG, I have *powers*?”
- dinosaurs
- animated plucky misfits with animal companions
- wait, it’s a musical
- blood soaked horror
Mine are:
- “OMG, I have *powers*?”
- dinosaurs
- animated plucky misfits with animal companions
- wait, it’s a musical
- blood soaked horror
What are your top 5 movie genres? mine are:
- when the sensitive guy finally figures out that there’s nothing wrong with him
- women kicking ass and taking names
- hard working folks who are also poets talking in verse while they get shit done
- dragons and magicks and pointy ears
- car chases
- when the sensitive guy finally figures out that there’s nothing wrong with him
- women kicking ass and taking names
- hard working folks who are also poets talking in verse while they get shit done
- dragons and magicks and pointy ears
- car chases
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres?
- sci fi body horror
- sweet sweet violence
- two complete fuckups attempt a relationship
- space physics
- cool aliens
- sci fi body horror
- sweet sweet violence
- two complete fuckups attempt a relationship
- space physics
- cool aliens
Not sure what I did, but I definitely did SOMETHING
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Not sure what I did, but I definitely did SOMETHING
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⭐🌟 searching by starlight 🌟⭐
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
⭐🌟 searching by starlight 🌟⭐
I NEED TO CUDDLE THIS BABY
Timeline Cleanse: Please watch this video for a demonstration on the correct method for weighing your baby King Penguins
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I NEED TO CUDDLE THIS BABY
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
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Today, we're launching SlopStop: Community-driven AI slop detection in Kagi Search.
Join our collective defense against AI-generated spam and content farms:
blog.kagi.com/slopstop
Join our collective defense against AI-generated spam and content farms:
blog.kagi.com/slopstop
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Today, we're launching SlopStop: Community-driven AI slop detection in Kagi Search.
Join our collective defense against AI-generated spam and content farms:
blog.kagi.com/slopstop
Join our collective defense against AI-generated spam and content farms:
blog.kagi.com/slopstop
I try to stay out of my boys' romantic lives, but sometimes you just gotta do another girl a favor.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I try to stay out of my boys' romantic lives, but sometimes you just gotta do another girl a favor.
okay can he please not ruin Phantom for me
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
okay can he please not ruin Phantom for me
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oh this is fuckin rad
We Made a One-Handed Keyboard
YouTube video by HTX Studio
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
oh this is fuckin rad
Been putting off switching laptops for a while but this one is now actively burning my fingers as I type so I think it might be time.
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Been putting off switching laptops for a while but this one is now actively burning my fingers as I type so I think it might be time.
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AI World Clocks
The current time as rendered by 9 different AI models. By Brian Moore.
clocks.brianmoore.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Clicked on an old silent movie Frankenstein on youtube.
Teen: Is this what movies were like when you guys were kids?
Teen: Is this what movies were like when you guys were kids?
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Clicked on an old silent movie Frankenstein on youtube.
Teen: Is this what movies were like when you guys were kids?
Teen: Is this what movies were like when you guys were kids?
I understand that sometimes you get caught by AI slop, but if you post an image and someone's got extra fingers...?? Yeah, unfollow.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I understand that sometimes you get caught by AI slop, but if you post an image and someone's got extra fingers...?? Yeah, unfollow.
Been thinking a lot lately about how the most competent, talented people I know are the most unsure of themselves, and also they are all women.
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about how the most competent, talented people I know are the most unsure of themselves, and also they are all women.
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These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)