Hot Sauce Man
@ramo2653.bsky.social
Growing stuff, making hot sauce and mixing in a little bowling and volleyball depending on the season.
Made this apple galette yesterday and I nailed it.
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Made this apple galette yesterday and I nailed it.
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I wish somebody would say something whilst I'm enjoying my yard bird.
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I wish somebody would say something whilst I'm enjoying my yard bird.
I keep telling myself it’ll be good for the growing season in 3 more months.
I cant even complain about the weather here, because Elsa been whoopin yalls over there.
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I keep telling myself it’ll be good for the growing season in 3 more months.
We used to add a shot of vodka to ours when we got a free case of them from working a street festival and the distributor didn’t want to take them back.
All I remember is getting water trapped in my ear and someone cussing someone out for almost crashing our boat into the shore.
All I remember is getting water trapped in my ear and someone cussing someone out for almost crashing our boat into the shore.
I know gotdamn well Lime-A-Ritas aint hittin like that.
I have NEVER heard "So they were gone off the Lime-A-Ritas..." & the story end with something positive.
Not once.
Not once.
February 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
We used to add a shot of vodka to ours when we got a free case of them from working a street festival and the distributor didn’t want to take them back.
All I remember is getting water trapped in my ear and someone cussing someone out for almost crashing our boat into the shore.
All I remember is getting water trapped in my ear and someone cussing someone out for almost crashing our boat into the shore.
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House is Not a Home by Luther. I promise I’m ok and not dealing with heartbreak.
What is a song that whenever it comes on you have no choice but to belt it? I mean your full out performance jams.
I need to add to my music library. I just switched services.
I need to add to my music library. I just switched services.
January 30, 2026 at 5:10 AM
House is Not a Home by Luther. I promise I’m ok and not dealing with heartbreak.
Sometimes when I open the app, I see a wild skeet. This is one of those times.
After 14 years of that, she's about to be on a BLACKED crusade for the ages.
Rob Schneider, 62, Faces Heartbreak as 37-Year-Old Wife Files for Divorce After 14 Years
January 30, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Sometimes when I open the app, I see a wild skeet. This is one of those times.
Yeah I’m not stepping outside today
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Yeah I’m not stepping outside today
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Why is it that a woman seen in a bra is different than a woman seen in a bikini top?
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Good morning world.
January 22, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Good morning world.
I took my homeboy to get his this summer and when the Valium hit on the car ride there it was pure comedy.
Also he said he didn’t feel anything but smelled the burning from the cauterizing.
But he was good to go by the middle of the week!
Also he said he didn’t feel anything but smelled the burning from the cauterizing.
But he was good to go by the middle of the week!
I don't mean to keep harping on this vasectomy shit, but this the last thing Ima say. A VASECTOMY WONT STOP YOUR DICK FROM FALLING OFF. If you out here fucking everything not nailed down, you still need to wrap that thang up.
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I took my homeboy to get his this summer and when the Valium hit on the car ride there it was pure comedy.
Also he said he didn’t feel anything but smelled the burning from the cauterizing.
But he was good to go by the middle of the week!
Also he said he didn’t feel anything but smelled the burning from the cauterizing.
But he was good to go by the middle of the week!
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Is this from 1996?
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Is this from 1996?
Prayer was said at 4:35 😭
Food was bomb good to see everyone and the rice dressing I made was a hit. Didn’t take a picture of of but this is the recipe.
Food was bomb good to see everyone and the rice dressing I made was a hit. Didn’t take a picture of of but this is the recipe.
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Prayer was said at 4:35 😭
Food was bomb good to see everyone and the rice dressing I made was a hit. Didn’t take a picture of of but this is the recipe.
Food was bomb good to see everyone and the rice dressing I made was a hit. Didn’t take a picture of of but this is the recipe.
Family dinner scheduled to start at 3. It’s 4, what is our status?
January 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Family dinner scheduled to start at 3. It’s 4, what is our status?
I open this app up and this is the first thing I see 😭
I know Barack was tearing Michelle ass up in that White House. Sounding lik Iraq in 2004
January 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I open this app up and this is the first thing I see 😭
Cased up and let them sit in the fridge overnight so the ends dried out a bit.
January 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Cased up and let them sit in the fridge overnight so the ends dried out a bit.
Found out my favorite wing spot opened back up after getting shut down for unpaid taxes so I’ll be doing my part to help with that later this week.
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Found out my favorite wing spot opened back up after getting shut down for unpaid taxes so I’ll be doing my part to help with that later this week.
Made a couple KG of sausage today. Did I forget to soak my casings so I can’t stuff them until tomorrow? Yup.
Made a batch of chaurice since you can’t get that up here and a batch of garlic brats because I like em.
Made a batch of chaurice since you can’t get that up here and a batch of garlic brats because I like em.
January 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Made a couple KG of sausage today. Did I forget to soak my casings so I can’t stuff them until tomorrow? Yup.
Made a batch of chaurice since you can’t get that up here and a batch of garlic brats because I like em.
Made a batch of chaurice since you can’t get that up here and a batch of garlic brats because I like em.
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Gotta go down to the tailor
I think a lot of men don't wear the proper condom for them.
I've seen a literal micro peen and the guy had magnums. No exaggeration.
I've seen a literal micro peen and the guy had magnums. No exaggeration.
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Gotta go down to the tailor
You know a sign of me getting old and washed? I’m in a very walkable neighborhood with plenty of restaurant options and most of the time I find myself going to the regular degular diner down the street.
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
You know a sign of me getting old and washed? I’m in a very walkable neighborhood with plenty of restaurant options and most of the time I find myself going to the regular degular diner down the street.
Nah, it’s different but it’s still good. And if you find the right fit, it’s great.
Why does everybody hate condoms? Do they feel weird?
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Nah, it’s different but it’s still good. And if you find the right fit, it’s great.
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These words are not in the Bible.
I know she was giving you all kinds of facts about honey mustard
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
These words are not in the Bible.
This happened to me one time at my regular spot and I felt like a punk. Bartender was just zoned out for some reason.
Damn I've had this happen and I definitely felt like a bitch
One of my female friends told me she gets instantly turned off when she’s at a bar with a man and he can’t get the bartenders attention. “He’s weak and timid, it tells so much about him without words.” 💀💀💀💀
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
This happened to me one time at my regular spot and I felt like a punk. Bartender was just zoned out for some reason.