Min. Foolish Farrakhan
uhohjaye.bsky.social
Min. Foolish Farrakhan
@uhohjaye.bsky.social
Queer. Chicagoan. Aquarian. ENM.
Mystery/Thriller/Suspense📚Junkie
Artist. Baker. Furniture Maker.
Serial Binger. Women’s 🏀 Stan.
Finding a new way to be Jaye.
Ok so The Housemaid is just a book chock full of insanity. Ok Frieda my G.
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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It would be 3 lies no matter what
Game and Ray J need a show where they tell 2 Truths and a Lie,
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I am sure what I’ve done with cake and pie the last 3 days has undone everything me and planet fitness did the last 6 months but fuck it, we ball.
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Next up: Green Bay Packers 🔥🏈
#BearDown #DaBears #ChicagoBears #GoodBetterBest
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Snow is fun and whimsical if we were allowed to relax and enjoy it, not fight against it and terrible road conditions, bad drivers, shitty infrastructure, and frigid conditions all while still having to get things done.

I loved the snow as a kid though.
I wish I was in the areas where it snows often, I looooove the cold
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There needs to be a word for when folks create solutions to problems that make the problem much worse.

Like the opposite of resourceful.
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I didn’t even know you could get 7 tampons in one coochie at the same time and I have spent a significant portion of my life surveying various coochies from ball walks of life.

How do people even think of things like this?
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I’m a cowboy.
On a steel horse I ride.
I’m wanted.
Dead or alive.

Random vocal stim #2
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I am really glad Man on the Inside got a second season. I also love that Ted Danson won’t stop.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I didn’t know it was for every time fucking was accomplished. I thought it was just for when it was exceptional.

Now im sadder for everyone.
Lmfaooo yea that meme is not for you married bitches it’s for folks who had to hunt!!! 😂🤣😭
It’s funny when y’all married and post the disheveled doll meme bc like, congrats on rolling over 🙄
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It’s crazy cuz I argue with my mama about this every year twice a year. Keep those fucking whole berries to yourself maam. Nobody wants that.

We want the jelly roll we can slice on the ridge lines! #TeamJellyRoll

(Nobody ate her damn berries and there was no jelly roll for leftovers)
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Bursting into song is my favorite stim of all my stimming.

I love seeing what connections my brain conjures up when it pulls a word/phrase from conversion and just continues a song from those words.

Even more entertaining is when a song comes from dead silence.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
You read my mind!
Sweet potato pie for breakfast?
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I have esoooo much commentary lmaooo. This cooking was appropriate for an under armour chef’s hat. Lmao
Happy Thanksgiving from world-renowned chef/WNBA star, Marina Mabrey!
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
God bless the creators of Lactaid. Returning to me the joys I thought were lost, like my Mac n cheese.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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This whole album was CRAZY
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Why do I have to be who I’m asking for? My only responsibility is to be the person who complements that person.
Everybody on here loud about what they want… but are you also the person you’re asking for?
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart and Sam’s Club Just Recalled Cheese in a Total of 31 States and Washington, D.C.
The recall effort seems to be growing rapidly amid Listeria bacteria concerns as other retailers also alert customers.
flip.it
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Don’t send that unnecessary, wordy ass holiday text to that person who not even thinking about you anymore. Have some respect for them and for yourself as well.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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art doesn’t need a making machine. WE ARE THE MAKING MACHINES.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I know my Animal Crossing house has hella roaches. I don’t even know where my Switch is.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Scooter really played in Khadijah’s face entirely too long.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
When I get high I think things like “Did LeBron James ever finish The Autobiography of Malcolm X?”
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM