Questing Turtle
@questingturtle.bsky.social
I pretend like I draw stuff, but mostly I make shitty videogames and complain
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
Uhhhhhh I had no idea hourly comics day changed to the 8th. Well fuck me
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Uhhhhhh I had no idea hourly comics day changed to the 8th. Well fuck me
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I encourage you to stop on in to the 'Shale and Well Met' for a pint of.. well, I'm not sure what. But boy is the company great!
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I encourage you to stop on in to the 'Shale and Well Met' for a pint of.. well, I'm not sure what. But boy is the company great!
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you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
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Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine
January 28, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine
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A pet cow named Veronika uses tools in a surprisingly sophisticated way—possibly because she has been allowed to live her best life
Meet Veronika, the first cow known to engage in flexible, multipurpose tool use
A pet cow named Veronika uses tools in a surprisingly sophisticated way—possibly because she has been allowed to live her best life
www.scientificamerican.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:14 PM
A pet cow named Veronika uses tools in a surprisingly sophisticated way—possibly because she has been allowed to live her best life
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everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age
me at 46: legalize all drugs, abolish prison for all nonviolent offenses, and force the politicians with the lowest approval rating to participate in The Running Man once a month
me at 46: legalize all drugs, abolish prison for all nonviolent offenses, and force the politicians with the lowest approval rating to participate in The Running Man once a month
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age
me at 46: legalize all drugs, abolish prison for all nonviolent offenses, and force the politicians with the lowest approval rating to participate in The Running Man once a month
me at 46: legalize all drugs, abolish prison for all nonviolent offenses, and force the politicians with the lowest approval rating to participate in The Running Man once a month
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HAPPY SOLSTICE! VOLUME WAY WAY UP.
(if you can do it without alienating people nearby but honestly, they need this too)
(if you can do it without alienating people nearby but honestly, they need this too)
I’d blast this if I didn’t want to stay on my neighbors’ good sides
It’s a banger though youtu.be/puUW_3mj5lE?...
It’s a banger though youtu.be/puUW_3mj5lE?...
Hail Smiling Morn!
YouTube video by Nowell Sing We Clear - Topic
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
HAPPY SOLSTICE! VOLUME WAY WAY UP.
(if you can do it without alienating people nearby but honestly, they need this too)
(if you can do it without alienating people nearby but honestly, they need this too)
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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You've read your last free article *aims gun*
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
You've read your last free article *aims gun*
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
happy whatever the fuck day it is
"poo-poos" and "teefers" - these are words I did not ever think I'd be saying, but here we are
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"poo-poos" and "teefers" - these are words I did not ever think I'd be saying, but here we are
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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is that good
The guy who got famous betting against the housing market in 2007 just before that bubble burst - played by Christian Bale jn “The Big Short” - just wagered $1 billion on the collapse of the AI boom.
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
Michael Burry Returns With Two Big Shorts: Palantir and Nvidia
Signs of an AI bubble abound: Stock valuations have become uncomfortably rich, AI-related debt is ballooning, and a sustainable financial model for the technology has largely yet to emerge. Now Michae...
www.wsj.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
is that good
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
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my son is so cute, he makes all the other kids look like dogshit. the note from daycare literally says this
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
my son is so cute, he makes all the other kids look like dogshit. the note from daycare literally says this
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
I can't believe I finally got The Disease after 5+ years. I'm no longer moral. This sucks.
October 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I can't believe I finally got The Disease after 5+ years. I'm no longer moral. This sucks.
Jesus we just got road-raged by a cybertruck asshole (surprise). He was tailgating us (we were going the speed limit) & then he passed us illegally and C flipped him off, and then at the next light he got out of his car and yelled "it's a good thing I have my kids in the car!!" Bro YOU raged US!!
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Jesus we just got road-raged by a cybertruck asshole (surprise). He was tailgating us (we were going the speed limit) & then he passed us illegally and C flipped him off, and then at the next light he got out of his car and yelled "it's a good thing I have my kids in the car!!" Bro YOU raged US!!
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I've been seeing my favorite fuzzy friends around! 🍂🐛
October 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I've been seeing my favorite fuzzy friends around! 🍂🐛
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in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake
October 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake