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Maxx
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Sigh *puts on the hat*
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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I am a MK7 Golf

And I am low on washer fluid

But also its 39⁰ outside
December 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
yeah
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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oops it's her again
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Having a cat is like having a constantly hungry tiny roommate that doesn't know how to use the kitchen.
October 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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The reason gullible people believe all protesters are paid is because they can't conceive of anyone giving a shit about anyone other than themselves.
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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a Zoom plugin that plays a continuous airhorn when a meeting goes over time until everyone logs off
September 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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There are still good, kind, decent people in the world

You just need to know where to look

www.newsweek.com/florida-loca...
Florida locals defy Ron DeSantis by restoring Pulse rainbow crosswalk
People took matters into their own hands after the commemorative crosswalk was removed, and drew it back onto the ground.
www.newsweek.com
August 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
August 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Pretty fucked that the second most important liquid in the world is called “gas.”
July 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I’m so sorry to tell everyone but the Great Lakes region is actually rad they’re not lying to us
June 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Community 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
May 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Men and Glasses
May 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Lawd have mercy she scrungey.
May 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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pride is next week

pride wasn't brought to you by delta air lines, microsoft, coca-cola or even the democratic party. it was brought to you by trans women throwing bricks at cops and lesbians taking care of gay men dying of AIDS during reagan.

do not forget where we came from. now more than ever.
May 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Do y'all think the Animaniacs have soft, fur-like skin or smooth, slick skin like an orca? Either way, whatever Yakko's pulling out of those pants, I’m suckin.
March 7, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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The same motherfuckers who say "nobody wants to work anymore" are the assholes that let ChatGPT write their emails and build their memes
May 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Your skeleton has around 25,000 calories.
May 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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roses are red
my name is [dan]
i get knocked up, and i abort again
April 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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i love pussy #ad
April 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Vaccines save lives.

And no, they do not cause autism.
April 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM