Pwndog
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Pwndog
@pwndog.bsky.social
A friendly dog.
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The indie bookstore around the corner had this sign. So I went inside and bought 2 books from the banned book section. Support local small businesses. Read banned books. Drink your Ovaltine.
April 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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starting to suspect i've been shadowrennered on the jeremy renner app
April 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually
April 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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*very slowly and quietly locks front door deadbolt*
are humans technically dumplings? skin with meat on the inside?
April 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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ROCKY: yo Adrian

A$AP ROCKY: yo Adrian hurry up
April 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Cory Booker is awesome!
April 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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It’s so weird how we’re all just working like this is still a normal country.
March 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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once again, "having rizz" is paying homage to rizzo the rat. not many people know this
March 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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daily reminder to take your meds, stay hydrated, and keep your OPSEC clean
March 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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"Stick to comedy" they say, as an unelected emerald mine trust fund baby guts the entire infrastructure of the United States and whatnot.
March 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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hello, i'm in charge of the snack cart on Snowpiercer. first of all, what the hell
March 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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FRIENDS IN DC: at 4:05 there will be a flyover of four F-15s for the opening game of the Washington Nationals. It is not a misdirected airstrike by a drunk Pete Hegseth, so no worries.
March 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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(speaking into a flashlight) and you couldn't even skip the tv show intro
March 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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A live-action Snow White remake was a terrible idea that got bad reviews and was the subject of an extensive racist harassment campaign by trend-surfing right-wing parasites trying to boost their monetizable YouTube engagement. Perhaps most importantly, Rachel Zegler tweeted "Free Palestine" once
March 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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move over, stockholm syndrome
March 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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My genius plan is to call the guy with the full transcript of my crimes a liar and see what happens
March 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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DINOSAUR PRESIDENT: as my first executive action I am outlawing meteors

CAVEMAN: *frantically pointing up as the sky darkens*

DINOSAUR PRESIDENT: *eats caveman*
March 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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It’s very discouraging to watch our country slowly re-learn the lessons that led to the end of segregation, among them that people who think they’re racially superior are nearly universally incompetent fools unable to face up to their own deficiencies and putting them in charge is suicide
March 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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This fountain in L'Aquila was designed to look like it's pouring lava for a brief time each day when the sun hits it at just the right angle.
March 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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hey did anyone else get invited to "blame canada/land invasion" nextdoor group chat too
March 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Just found out that posting nice pictures of mushrooms is taxable. I’m ruined
March 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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i did it. i crusted an uncrustable
March 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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If you don't want me to eat those silica gel packs stop wrapping them in salt packages.
March 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Top intelligence committees need to begin an investigation into Pete Hegseth's epic Signal chat mishap. ASAP.

There should be televised hearings so all Americans have transparency on how such an enormous breach of national security could take place in first place.
March 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM