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Matthew Frye
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…move along, nothing to see here *whistles nonchalantly*

Various things. Very much personal account, I haven't figured out how to do professional social media accounts yet
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say what you like about Saruman but at least he was a YIMBY
January 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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France announced today it’s phasing out Teams, Zoom, etc. to be replaced with a French/European solution called Visio. The data is hosted on Outscale. Transcripts and subtitles are also handled by French providers. The target is set on 2027 for government agencies.
January 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
This skeet feels like a good summary of [gestures vaguely…]
Sir, your explaining the presence of a penguin still fails to explain the presence of a penguin.
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Last term I tried an experiment: I walked into my Tech and Design Ethics class, admitted that I had *no idea* what to do about ChatGPT - so I would let them figure it out.

As in: their first project was to decide and write the ChatGPT policy for the class.

Here's what happened:
January 22, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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This was posted by @mambarlife.bsky.social in the Other Place and it’s too good not to share it.
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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hey guys i have this really cool idea for an exploit

you know the social contract

what if i broke it

all those other suckers would still keep following it, right? like absolutely no matter what? even if there was nothing in it for them anymore?

can't believe no one's tried this before
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Guess I should clarify that all the stock indices are down and all the metals you'd want in the apocalypse are up.
January 20, 2026 at 10:51 AM
I'm just gonna sit for a moment with "we can just phone call people in space on the ISS, and some guy uses it because he doesn't know where stuff is in his own house."
the female astronaut that we'ee sending to the moon had to warn her husband that he won't just be able to call her to ask where something is in the house 💀💀💀💀
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 PM
@annettedittert.bsky.social That video you just shared seems to be unmarked AI slop. Hopefully not something you endorse
bsky.app/profile/snel...
January 18, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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not legal advice but if you're going to hack the Supreme Court e-filing system, maybe don't post about it on an Instagram called @ihackedthegovernment

bsky.app/profile/anna...
January 16, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Welcome to new Bluesky users.

Here’s how we do things:

1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol

2. No flisking

3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology

4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on

5. No questions

Good luck!
January 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Perfection.
Some have pointed out that the whole letter would have fit in the alt text window, so here is a version with the whole letter in alt text.
January 9, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dragonfly larva fossil — Brazil
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Damn. Saw the video before seeing the warnings not to click on the video.

So, like, don't click on the video.
January 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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I have big plans for spinny CRT
January 5, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Unrelated to the content of the (very good) thread, but "…just to clarify, I am 100% correct." is a kinda awe inspiring level of confidence
To finish this out: This may make some people angry and uncomfortable, but just to clarify, I am 100% correct.
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
A) Papercut (My worst scar. From a papercut.)
B) Jumped into a ceiling
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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2026 (derogatory)
December 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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all the other germanic languages in my replies being like yeah we're still using this 😙🎶

english, we could bring overmorrow back, it used to exist and it could come back!
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/overmor...
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM