Puffin Omar
@puffinomar.bsky.social
lock the gates goofy take my hand
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I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today
talking like the chapo ttrpg episode where felix claimed peninsulares and iberians have a “crime cortex” in their brains except unironically
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
talking like the chapo ttrpg episode where felix claimed peninsulares and iberians have a “crime cortex” in their brains except unironically
oh so it’s illegal to have friends now???
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
oh so it’s illegal to have friends now???
cloudflare, aws and azure have all had major outages in the last month… internet is clogging up, too many bad vibes in the system
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
cloudflare, aws and azure have all had major outages in the last month… internet is clogging up, too many bad vibes in the system
Users like posts a *million times a minute*. That's a lotta love—and it all happens on X.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Users like posts a *million times a minute*. That's a lotta love—and it all happens on X.
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This post would be fine according to Aaron Bluesky
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This post would be fine according to Aaron Bluesky
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if they do another Austin Powers in two years the same amount of time will have passed since the first one as between the first one and when he was frozen.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
if they do another Austin Powers in two years the same amount of time will have passed since the first one as between the first one and when he was frozen.
interesting litmus test - are bluesky users upset by ingraham’s racism, or are they upset by trump’s replies not being racist enough?
INGRAHAM: They're not the French. They're the Chinese. They spy on us. They steal our intellectual property.
TRUMP: Do you think the French are better?
INGRAHAM: Yeah
TRUMP: I'm not so sure
TRUMP: Do you think the French are better?
INGRAHAM: Yeah
TRUMP: I'm not so sure
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
interesting litmus test - are bluesky users upset by ingraham’s racism, or are they upset by trump’s replies not being racist enough?
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how do you watch a clip of Elon apparently being "articulate" and not immediately flag it as a fake.
I cannot tell you how annoying it is to know that basically everyone I know is smarter than the most powerful people on earth
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
how do you watch a clip of Elon apparently being "articulate" and not immediately flag it as a fake.
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I'm gonna cry, we did it Joe
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm gonna cry, we did it Joe
I can’t say on here what I want to happen to sam altman, but it sounds like I could probably make a video of it using sora!
OpenAI's Sora 2 is flooding social media with videos of women being strangled. Yet another example of generative AI companies failing to prevent users from creating media that violates their own policies against violent content.
www.404media.co/openais-sora...
www.404media.co/openais-sora...
OpenAI’s Sora 2 Floods Social Media With Videos of Women Being Strangled
X and TikTok accounts are dedicated to posting AI-generated videos of women being strangled.
www.404media.co
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I can’t say on here what I want to happen to sam altman, but it sounds like I could probably make a video of it using sora!
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i apologise in advance for reskeeting this ad nauseam in the foreseeable future.
i have needed help for awhile now.
the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far.
check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"
ko-fi.com/depanneur
i have needed help for awhile now.
the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far.
check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"
ko-fi.com/depanneur
Support Nicole
Support Nicole
ko-fi.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i apologise in advance for reskeeting this ad nauseam in the foreseeable future.
i have needed help for awhile now.
the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far.
check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"
ko-fi.com/depanneur
i have needed help for awhile now.
the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far.
check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"
ko-fi.com/depanneur
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From an article about the man in the SS uniform arrested for attacking the woman in Georgia. Just wild that we've accepted that there's a huge social media platform where an account called "@GasChambers" is allowed to openly do Nazi fundraising and that's fine, in fact all the reporters post there.
October 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
From an article about the man in the SS uniform arrested for attacking the woman in Georgia. Just wild that we've accepted that there's a huge social media platform where an account called "@GasChambers" is allowed to openly do Nazi fundraising and that's fine, in fact all the reporters post there.
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“is that the—“
“the Snoopy Drive-In Hamburger bag? yeah, it is.”
“the Snoopy Drive-In Hamburger bag? yeah, it is.”
October 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“is that the—“
“the Snoopy Drive-In Hamburger bag? yeah, it is.”
“the Snoopy Drive-In Hamburger bag? yeah, it is.”
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Elon Musk is a white nationalist. Anyone who needs more data points to reach this conclusion is beyond help or persuasion.
If you buy, rent, service, or supercharge a Tesla you are supporting the most powerful white nationalist on earth. Period.
If you buy, rent, service, or supercharge a Tesla you are supporting the most powerful white nationalist on earth. Period.
Musk is funding the legal battle of UK Far Right activist Tommy Robinson - real name Stephen Yaxley Lennon - as he faces charges brought by counterterrorism police.
Tommy Robinson claims Elon Musk is funding his legal battle — The Times and The Sunday Times
Tommy Robinson has claimed Elon Musk was paying his legal costs as he went on trial for refusing to comply with a request made by counterterrorism police as he tried to leave Britain last year. Robins...
apple.news
October 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Elon Musk is a white nationalist. Anyone who needs more data points to reach this conclusion is beyond help or persuasion.
If you buy, rent, service, or supercharge a Tesla you are supporting the most powerful white nationalist on earth. Period.
If you buy, rent, service, or supercharge a Tesla you are supporting the most powerful white nationalist on earth. Period.
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In middle school we watched Mr. Holland’s Opus and were able to take the scene where the son signs “asshole” and the scene with the song “Beautiful Boy” to teach ourselves to sign “beautiful asshole.” That’s the reasoning and logic only public school can teach
October 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
In middle school we watched Mr. Holland’s Opus and were able to take the scene where the son signs “asshole” and the scene with the song “Beautiful Boy” to teach ourselves to sign “beautiful asshole.” That’s the reasoning and logic only public school can teach
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cereal is a type of soup
October 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
cereal is a type of soup
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bluesky: we give you moderation tools so you can make your experience here whatever you want, which is why we don't ban transphobes
also bluesky: just don't use those tools in a manner that makes us sad
also bluesky: just don't use those tools in a manner that makes us sad
October 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
bluesky: we give you moderation tools so you can make your experience here whatever you want, which is why we don't ban transphobes
also bluesky: just don't use those tools in a manner that makes us sad
also bluesky: just don't use those tools in a manner that makes us sad
folks they're doing The Beekeeper in China
A total of 11 criminals from gangs based in northern Myanmar, including key members of telecom fraud groups, were sentenced to death on Monday on multiple criminal charges, according to the verdict of a local court in Wenzhou, east China's Zhejiang Province.
September 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
folks they're doing The Beekeeper in China
comey is a good start but how much longer will we have to wait for bruce ohr and his ravishing wife nellie to finally be brought to justice
September 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
comey is a good start but how much longer will we have to wait for bruce ohr and his ravishing wife nellie to finally be brought to justice
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our dad / knows the fuhrer dude
your dad / died with out a clue
our dad / blood and thunder
your dad / six feet under
your dad / died with out a clue
our dad / blood and thunder
your dad / six feet under
[at your friend's funeral who just lost her husband] I got mines!
September 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
our dad / knows the fuhrer dude
your dad / died with out a clue
our dad / blood and thunder
your dad / six feet under
your dad / died with out a clue
our dad / blood and thunder
your dad / six feet under