Na’vi-hiclular manslaughter
December 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Na’vi-hiclular manslaughter
Yeah, ha, right, I’m “devouring” four “homemade peanut butter chocolate chip cookies” to “supplement my low self-esteem”.
Sure buddy, whatever you say
Sure buddy, whatever you say
December 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Yeah, ha, right, I’m “devouring” four “homemade peanut butter chocolate chip cookies” to “supplement my low self-esteem”.
Sure buddy, whatever you say
Sure buddy, whatever you say
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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the only way to stave off this sugar headache is with more chocolate peanut butter cookies
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
the only way to stave off this sugar headache is with more chocolate peanut butter cookies
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The existence of Tiny Tim implies the existence of Massive Timothy
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The existence of Tiny Tim implies the existence of Massive Timothy
they need to make a grinch movie
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
they need to make a grinch movie
AI won’t achieve sentience until it passes the ligma test
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
AI won’t achieve sentience until it passes the ligma test
Je C’happelle
December 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Je C’happelle
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hearing the other day that The Grinch is a supposedly beloved classic now was legit shocking to me
December 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
hearing the other day that The Grinch is a supposedly beloved classic now was legit shocking to me
“The Front Page of the Internet”
December 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“The Front Page of the Internet”
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all of this is fake. none of this is real. log off
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
all of this is fake. none of this is real. log off
anyone else starting to see ads on YouTube?
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
anyone else starting to see ads on YouTube?
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coworkers love to abdicate all their cognitive functions to a computer program and call it the future
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
coworkers love to abdicate all their cognitive functions to a computer program and call it the future
Almond milk?
What’s next, DIARRHEA milk?
What’s next, DIARRHEA milk?
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Almond milk?
What’s next, DIARRHEA milk?
What’s next, DIARRHEA milk?
left knuckle tat
BIZNESS
right knuckle tat
HOURZ
BIZNESS
right knuckle tat
HOURZ
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
left knuckle tat
BIZNESS
right knuckle tat
HOURZ
BIZNESS
right knuckle tat
HOURZ
if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a lawsuit
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a lawsuit
15 years ago the harshest burn was to call someone a formerly gifted child
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
15 years ago the harshest burn was to call someone a formerly gifted child
there should be a podcast where dudes talk about movies from 35 years ago
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
there should be a podcast where dudes talk about movies from 35 years ago
According to eyewitness testimony, the alleged perpetrator was seen grinching off on the floor of this airport bathroom
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
According to eyewitness testimony, the alleged perpetrator was seen grinching off on the floor of this airport bathroom
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you're a [long bleep] mr. grinch
August 10, 2024 at 9:45 AM
you're a [long bleep] mr. grinch
My uncle who works for Nintendo told me the piranha plant got dutch elm disease
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My uncle who works for Nintendo told me the piranha plant got dutch elm disease
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texting babe wake up it's snowing ❄️🥰 to my boss then texting oh my god i am so sorry that obviously wasn't meant for you then doing it five more times
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
texting babe wake up it's snowing ❄️🥰 to my boss then texting oh my god i am so sorry that obviously wasn't meant for you then doing it five more times