PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib
@ppkfs.bsky.social
they/them. Haskell, cocktails, cats, shitposting.
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I sort of want to make my own cocktail book of my original recipes.
I can buy a cheap coffee table slab book and then print things out and stick them in like a really lazy scrapbook. I've currently got a list of ~50 complete recipes and ~50 more WIPs, so I think I'm gonna work through them and
I can buy a cheap coffee table slab book and then print things out and stick them in like a really lazy scrapbook. I've currently got a list of ~50 complete recipes and ~50 more WIPs, so I think I'm gonna work through them and
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
okay apparently discord likes to send people notifications sometimes if you change your status
and because I'm a 13 year old girl at heart in their MSN messenger song lyric posting era forever, someone DM'd me with "hi uhh are you gonna kill yourself because I just got a notification"
and because I'm a 13 year old girl at heart in their MSN messenger song lyric posting era forever, someone DM'd me with "hi uhh are you gonna kill yourself because I just got a notification"
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
okay apparently discord likes to send people notifications sometimes if you change your status
and because I'm a 13 year old girl at heart in their MSN messenger song lyric posting era forever, someone DM'd me with "hi uhh are you gonna kill yourself because I just got a notification"
and because I'm a 13 year old girl at heart in their MSN messenger song lyric posting era forever, someone DM'd me with "hi uhh are you gonna kill yourself because I just got a notification"
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if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
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the "set up fee" here is enough for multiple years worth of hrt and they don't even include medication. unreal
please for then love of Christ do not give some fucking British sissy £1800 a year in return for an unpaid prescription of 2mg oral
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the "set up fee" here is enough for multiple years worth of hrt and they don't even include medication. unreal
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happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
I am going to create an environment that is so chili-maxxed
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I am going to create an environment that is so chili-maxxed
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No, trans people will not vote for an avowed transphobe, because what's "the Trans Issue" to you is our very rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
If he ends up being the Democrat on the presidential ticket in 2028, you would rather vote republican or not vote at all because of this issue?? That’s the million dollar question. Not the hill I would die on and def not worth losing an election over!
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
No, trans people will not vote for an avowed transphobe, because what's "the Trans Issue" to you is our very rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
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Party rocking is the weaponization of ethics in gaming journalism
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Party rocking is the weaponization of ethics in gaming journalism
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shoutout to the ikea delivery men who did not question why I, a grown adult homeowner ordering 350kg of ikea furniture, am watching the disney channel at 3pm (it's for language practice I promise)
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
shoutout to the ikea delivery men who did not question why I, a grown adult homeowner ordering 350kg of ikea furniture, am watching the disney channel at 3pm (it's for language practice I promise)
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Honestly, what makes someone more patriotic? Fighting to stay in a country you've found yourself in, or being born here accidentally & hating every second of it because there are more Muslims than those 1980's sit-coms had you believe?
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Honestly, what makes someone more patriotic? Fighting to stay in a country you've found yourself in, or being born here accidentally & hating every second of it because there are more Muslims than those 1980's sit-coms had you believe?
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with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
I changed channel to spongebob because it has subtitles in addition to the dub. I wondered why I couldn't understand a single word. turns out I get nickolodeon *ukraine* for some reason????
(to the surprise of nobody, weak conversational dutch does not allow you to understand ukranian)
(to the surprise of nobody, weak conversational dutch does not allow you to understand ukranian)
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I changed channel to spongebob because it has subtitles in addition to the dub. I wondered why I couldn't understand a single word. turns out I get nickolodeon *ukraine* for some reason????
(to the surprise of nobody, weak conversational dutch does not allow you to understand ukranian)
(to the surprise of nobody, weak conversational dutch does not allow you to understand ukranian)
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hutspot met slavinken en appelstroopjus
(mashed potato, onion, and carrot with bacon-wrapped ground beef+pork croquettes and apple syrup gravy)
I think I’ve gotten quite good (and probably will be imprisoned for heresy) at hutspot. the secret is a pot of bami goreng or nasi goreng spice paste.
(mashed potato, onion, and carrot with bacon-wrapped ground beef+pork croquettes and apple syrup gravy)
I think I’ve gotten quite good (and probably will be imprisoned for heresy) at hutspot. the secret is a pot of bami goreng or nasi goreng spice paste.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
hutspot met slavinken en appelstroopjus
(mashed potato, onion, and carrot with bacon-wrapped ground beef+pork croquettes and apple syrup gravy)
I think I’ve gotten quite good (and probably will be imprisoned for heresy) at hutspot. the secret is a pot of bami goreng or nasi goreng spice paste.
(mashed potato, onion, and carrot with bacon-wrapped ground beef+pork croquettes and apple syrup gravy)
I think I’ve gotten quite good (and probably will be imprisoned for heresy) at hutspot. the secret is a pot of bami goreng or nasi goreng spice paste.
walked past the recycling bins and someone threw out a perfectly good mop
free mop
free mop
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
walked past the recycling bins and someone threw out a perfectly good mop
free mop
free mop
stinky idiot
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
stinky idiot
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Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
Got a smart tv from a guy moving for 50 euros and it is far bigger than I expected
So now I can watch bluey in Dutch all morning alhamdulillah
So now I can watch bluey in Dutch all morning alhamdulillah
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Got a smart tv from a guy moving for 50 euros and it is far bigger than I expected
So now I can watch bluey in Dutch all morning alhamdulillah
So now I can watch bluey in Dutch all morning alhamdulillah
what if we were to create a hoax, but write our own names into the documents rather than our enemies?
delightfully devilish, democrats.
delightfully devilish, democrats.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
what if we were to create a hoax, but write our own names into the documents rather than our enemies?
delightfully devilish, democrats.
delightfully devilish, democrats.
MY KETTLE ARRIVED I CAN MAKE A CUP OF TEA
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
MY KETTLE ARRIVED I CAN MAKE A CUP OF TEA
I had an amazing idea last night. what if instead of purring, cats made the tim allen grunt.
so you pet them and you just hear auugh....augh....AUUGH...AUGHH,,,AUGHHH AUGHHH AUUUGHH AUUUGH
so you pet them and you just hear auugh....augh....AUUGH...AUGHH,,,AUGHHH AUGHHH AUUUGHH AUUUGH
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I had an amazing idea last night. what if instead of purring, cats made the tim allen grunt.
so you pet them and you just hear auugh....augh....AUUGH...AUGHH,,,AUGHHH AUGHHH AUUUGHH AUUUGH
so you pet them and you just hear auugh....augh....AUUGH...AUGHH,,,AUGHHH AUGHHH AUUUGHH AUUUGH
oh god it feels so good to eat real food
friday to now I've eaten a packet of waffles, 1 sandwich, and 3 slices of cold pizza
friday to now I've eaten a packet of waffles, 1 sandwich, and 3 slices of cold pizza
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
oh god it feels so good to eat real food
friday to now I've eaten a packet of waffles, 1 sandwich, and 3 slices of cold pizza
friday to now I've eaten a packet of waffles, 1 sandwich, and 3 slices of cold pizza
things I have found whilst tidying/packing/emptying cupboards: a mana crypt in the bottom of a bag of junk. a pair of rollerblades. 11 bottles of hebrew hand soap. 9 more packing boxes. 19 loose teabags.
the arms and headrest of an office chair that no longer exists.
the arms and headrest of an office chair that no longer exists.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
things I have found whilst tidying/packing/emptying cupboards: a mana crypt in the bottom of a bag of junk. a pair of rollerblades. 11 bottles of hebrew hand soap. 9 more packing boxes. 19 loose teabags.
the arms and headrest of an office chair that no longer exists.
the arms and headrest of an office chair that no longer exists.