Past perfect, fucking bitch
@ppft.bsky.social
Seasonal nomadic, timezone agnostic.
Sparkling something beer budget.
Not here to Intellectual.
Sparkling something beer budget.
Not here to Intellectual.
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If you dislike ICE and also enjoy singing and swearing then oh boy I've got the gig for you. I wrote a ditty but it needs an especially foul-mouthed choir. The deadline is Thursday at midnight.
docs.google.com/forms/d/1Ege...
docs.google.com/forms/d/1Ege...
docs.google.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
If you dislike ICE and also enjoy singing and swearing then oh boy I've got the gig for you. I wrote a ditty but it needs an especially foul-mouthed choir. The deadline is Thursday at midnight.
docs.google.com/forms/d/1Ege...
docs.google.com/forms/d/1Ege...
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One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.
January 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.
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I just cannot imagine a more Bluesky-coded phrase than "will stancil chasing ICE in a honda fit"
random car flipped on its side in the east isles neighborhood as will stancil guards the area by chasing ICE in a honda fit. i don’t think these are related tho. just another day in minneapolis
January 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I just cannot imagine a more Bluesky-coded phrase than "will stancil chasing ICE in a honda fit"
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Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.
Naaaaaaailed it
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.
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"violently standing on a street corner"
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
"violently standing on a street corner"
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crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours.
please keep sharing with your networks.
please keep sharing with your networks.
Stand With Minnesota
A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours.
please keep sharing with your networks.
please keep sharing with your networks.
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The Department of Homeland Security is refusing to release information on 3 detained Oglala Lakota tribal members who are being held at Fort Snelling, a former concentration camp for Native people, unless the tribe enters into an immigration agreement with ICE.
Oglala Sioux Tribe accuses federal authorities of treaty violation after four members detained by ICE
“Members of the Oglala Sioux Tribe are United States citizens. We are the first Americans.”
www.wjtv.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
The Department of Homeland Security is refusing to release information on 3 detained Oglala Lakota tribal members who are being held at Fort Snelling, a former concentration camp for Native people, unless the tribe enters into an immigration agreement with ICE.
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January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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it is 2020. I am living through a once in-a-generation crisis. My neighbors fear to leave their homes. I am downloading Animal Crossing.
it is 2026. I am living through a once in-a-generation crisis. My neighbors fear to leave their homes. I am downloading Animal Crossing.
it is 2026. I am living through a once in-a-generation crisis. My neighbors fear to leave their homes. I am downloading Animal Crossing.
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 PM
it is 2020. I am living through a once in-a-generation crisis. My neighbors fear to leave their homes. I am downloading Animal Crossing.
it is 2026. I am living through a once in-a-generation crisis. My neighbors fear to leave their homes. I am downloading Animal Crossing.
it is 2026. I am living through a once in-a-generation crisis. My neighbors fear to leave their homes. I am downloading Animal Crossing.
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Current* conditions near Superior, WI:
January 15, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Current* conditions near Superior, WI:
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My "What You Need To Know About Tear Gas" thread:
First, tear gas is a particulate, not an actual vapor or gas. In some cases, this means you can get some of the tear gas off your clothes by standing in a stiff breeze or strong fan.
First, tear gas is a particulate, not an actual vapor or gas. In some cases, this means you can get some of the tear gas off your clothes by standing in a stiff breeze or strong fan.
January 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
My "What You Need To Know About Tear Gas" thread:
First, tear gas is a particulate, not an actual vapor or gas. In some cases, this means you can get some of the tear gas off your clothes by standing in a stiff breeze or strong fan.
First, tear gas is a particulate, not an actual vapor or gas. In some cases, this means you can get some of the tear gas off your clothes by standing in a stiff breeze or strong fan.
Just said -
"If they keep not responding, do you want me to call them every hour on the hour?
Because I will."
on a work call, so that's how that's going.
"If they keep not responding, do you want me to call them every hour on the hour?
Because I will."
on a work call, so that's how that's going.
January 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Just said -
"If they keep not responding, do you want me to call them every hour on the hour?
Because I will."
on a work call, so that's how that's going.
"If they keep not responding, do you want me to call them every hour on the hour?
Because I will."
on a work call, so that's how that's going.
Hubs just asked me if we should be on Signal (we're not in 🇺🇸 right now, most of the world outside of 🇺🇸🇨🇦 runs on Wasap)
I guess we can practice... for if we ever get back in.
I guess we can practice... for if we ever get back in.
January 15, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Hubs just asked me if we should be on Signal (we're not in 🇺🇸 right now, most of the world outside of 🇺🇸🇨🇦 runs on Wasap)
I guess we can practice... for if we ever get back in.
I guess we can practice... for if we ever get back in.
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Witness Sam Warburton said he was able to get through an alleyway and could see the front of a north Minneapolis house, where agents in tactical gear were shooting through a second-floor window, he said.
Live: Federal agent shoots, injures man in north Minneapolis
Gov. Tim Walz addressed Minnesotans in a live broadcast Wednesday night on the surge of federal immigration agents in the state. A federal judge has declined to immediately rule on the ICE surge in Minnesota.
bit.ly
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Witness Sam Warburton said he was able to get through an alleyway and could see the front of a north Minneapolis house, where agents in tactical gear were shooting through a second-floor window, he said.
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This is not brilliant new tech. It is the same kind of app homebuyers or realtors use to look at current or potential listings, only the database cross-referenced to the map is private data of immigrants, much of it very likely obtained from the IRS after decades of keeping its promises of privacy.
New: meet ELITE, the Palantir app ICE is using to find neighborhoods to raid. Map interface; officers search for immigrants; click person to bring up individual dossier. This is clearest link between what Palantir is building and ICE's activities on the ground yet www.404media.co/elite-the-pa...
‘ELITE’: The Palantir App ICE Uses to Find Neighborhoods to Raid
Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activit...
www.404media.co
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
This is not brilliant new tech. It is the same kind of app homebuyers or realtors use to look at current or potential listings, only the database cross-referenced to the map is private data of immigrants, much of it very likely obtained from the IRS after decades of keeping its promises of privacy.
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My work inbox is about to roll over 20,000 emails.
The amount of information the average employee in the year 2026 is supposed to process is more information than entire generations of people had to process before them.
The amount of information the average employee in the year 2026 is supposed to process is more information than entire generations of people had to process before them.
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 AM
My work inbox is about to roll over 20,000 emails.
The amount of information the average employee in the year 2026 is supposed to process is more information than entire generations of people had to process before them.
The amount of information the average employee in the year 2026 is supposed to process is more information than entire generations of people had to process before them.
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🚨Hours after ICE murdered Renee Good, Border Patrol swarmed an Uber driver demanding ID:
UD: What do you mean if I’m from this country?
BP: You don’t have the same accent as me
UD: You’re going by accents now?
BP: Where were you born?
UD: You guys need psychiatric checkups
UD: What do you mean if I’m from this country?
BP: You don’t have the same accent as me
UD: You’re going by accents now?
BP: Where were you born?
UD: You guys need psychiatric checkups
January 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
🚨Hours after ICE murdered Renee Good, Border Patrol swarmed an Uber driver demanding ID:
UD: What do you mean if I’m from this country?
BP: You don’t have the same accent as me
UD: You’re going by accents now?
BP: Where were you born?
UD: You guys need psychiatric checkups
UD: What do you mean if I’m from this country?
BP: You don’t have the same accent as me
UD: You’re going by accents now?
BP: Where were you born?
UD: You guys need psychiatric checkups
Brings to mind the Uber Driver who said to ICE at a stop "why are you guys harassing people at work?"
Was told that ICE is quite frustrated that can't go anywhere without being followed. Even when they aren't working.
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Brings to mind the Uber Driver who said to ICE at a stop "why are you guys harassing people at work?"
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A week ago I think I knew maybe 3 parents at my kid’s preschool, and now I know almost all of them, and have steeled myself to give my life for their kids and their teachers if I need to.
January 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
A week ago I think I knew maybe 3 parents at my kid’s preschool, and now I know almost all of them, and have steeled myself to give my life for their kids and their teachers if I need to.
Felt indulgent; got the glass spoons and fancy kitchen towels.
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Felt indulgent; got the glass spoons and fancy kitchen towels.
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For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
Liebe Medien, ich kann die Schlagzeile "Keine Einigung zwischen USA und Dänemark" nicht mehr sehen. Wenn ein Bewaffneter eine Bank stürmt, titelt ihr doch auch nicht: "Räuber und Kassiererin finden keinen Konsens über Geldübergabe." Hört auf, imperiale Aggression als normale Diplomatie zu framen.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
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My daughter's school in Richfield, MN (adjacent to Minneapolis) is closing tomorrow due of out-of-control federal agents. Fourth graders spent the week building walls of snow at recess to protect their classmates from ICE. This isn't about immigration enforcement, it's about terror.
January 15, 2026 at 12:54 PM
My daughter's school in Richfield, MN (adjacent to Minneapolis) is closing tomorrow due of out-of-control federal agents. Fourth graders spent the week building walls of snow at recess to protect their classmates from ICE. This isn't about immigration enforcement, it's about terror.
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Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
January 15, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
Please don’t be a honey pot.
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Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.
January 15, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.
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I have had a sense the Europeans have not understood that Trump -- and Vance and Theil and some others want Greenland as territory, it's not really about security or even mining revenue. It's the territorial expansion, and it's about the Europeans being forced to submit
Denmark, Greenland failed to win the Trump team over
Denmark, Greenland failed to win the Trump team over
The U.S. allies hoped meeting senior Trump officials would diffuse tensions and tough talk on Greenland. It didn’t.
dlvr.it
January 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I have had a sense the Europeans have not understood that Trump -- and Vance and Theil and some others want Greenland as territory, it's not really about security or even mining revenue. It's the territorial expansion, and it's about the Europeans being forced to submit