Mr. Whale 🐋
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People already get this, the biggest impediment is that illegal labor is cheap and no one wants to give it up
I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
February 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
People already get this, the biggest impediment is that illegal labor is cheap and no one wants to give it up
I'm sorry it cracks me up that Peter Mandelson just hung out with Epstein for the love of the game
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I'm sorry it cracks me up that Peter Mandelson just hung out with Epstein for the love of the game
why was his WIFE at the pedo party? lady what were you up to 👀
January 31, 2026 at 12:01 AM
why was his WIFE at the pedo party? lady what were you up to 👀
Oh great now they're going to pull over white people too
Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
January 20, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Oh great now they're going to pull over white people too
the minnesota operations aren't self defeating if your ultimate goal is increasing the number of deportations. these deportations are cruel but now the window has shifted from "well I dunno what to do about this" to "we can deport better"
in which case minnesota is almost a prototypical miller operation. maximally cruel and dangerous but also haphazard and self-defeating.
January 19, 2026 at 9:40 PM
the minnesota operations aren't self defeating if your ultimate goal is increasing the number of deportations. these deportations are cruel but now the window has shifted from "well I dunno what to do about this" to "we can deport better"
You can't outvote a Nazi, that's the whole point of being a Nazi
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
You can't outvote a Nazi, that's the whole point of being a Nazi
GoFundMe really fucked society, the hustling is just too intense... also I thought this was the British guy and was like HE HAS FUCKING MONEY ALREADY
Bill Ackman has now confirmed what I first reported yesterday morning, that he donated $10K to the GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross, in a tweet.
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
GoFundMe really fucked society, the hustling is just too intense... also I thought this was the British guy and was like HE HAS FUCKING MONEY ALREADY
HUAC wasn't armed it was just this one drunk and Roy Cohn... although tbh even AIDS couldn't stop Roy on the spirit plane
thinking about the last grasps of people still going on about how abolish ICE isn't realistic or a bad slogan and picturing these guys in the 50s going "well we obviously just can't get RID of HUAC and it's bad messaging to say that's what you want"
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
HUAC wasn't armed it was just this one drunk and Roy Cohn... although tbh even AIDS couldn't stop Roy on the spirit plane
Everyone loves Hitler because they didn't have time to get sick of his ass back when he was alive
For most of my life, I really thought "Hitler was bad" was one of the few political beliefs all Americans beyond a tiny fringe shared. Sure, we might disagree on what made him bad, and many misunderstood his broader ideological framework, but we all agreed he was really bad. No longer, apparently.
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Everyone loves Hitler because they didn't have time to get sick of his ass back when he was alive
they oppressed this poor woman for being Nicolas Maduro's Club Chalamet
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
they oppressed this poor woman for being Nicolas Maduro's Club Chalamet
this is so crazy if Venezuela was a state the governor would be Yusmyleydi Hitler Delgado and they would be a new form of Republican
Yes, by all means, turn Venezuela into the 51st state. It's only got a population of 31 million who will all vote Democrat and drag the party far to the left (or what the rest of the world considers the center). Yes, do that. Brilliant move, Mr. President!
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
this is so crazy if Venezuela was a state the governor would be Yusmyleydi Hitler Delgado and they would be a new form of Republican
If Rubio can succeed where 75 years worth of policy failed, he truly is the emperor of the Golden Circle
And I don’t want to sound conspiratorial, but if they feel like they can do this in Venezuela without any serious consequences, they’re absolutely going to try it in Cuba too.
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
If Rubio can succeed where 75 years worth of policy failed, he truly is the emperor of the Golden Circle
it's gross that AI "takes off clothes" but you know somebody is going to leak actual nudes of an actress and vile gooners will get mad that her body doesn't look like the AI version... entire generations only attracted to yassified bodies on a screen
There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:22 PM
it's gross that AI "takes off clothes" but you know somebody is going to leak actual nudes of an actress and vile gooners will get mad that her body doesn't look like the AI version... entire generations only attracted to yassified bodies on a screen
This would have been disturbing if he or any other candidate had anything of value to say... they just wanted to jam with a celebrity!
The incident during the election where he suddenly stopped during a rally and swayed to music for 45 minutes in particular was something that wasn't treated by the media like the thing it obviously was
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This would have been disturbing if he or any other candidate had anything of value to say... they just wanted to jam with a celebrity!
If you knew Trump was about to die why wouldn't you just be like hey JD what's up, let's be friends. why would you leave cussing out a guy who's about to die... just sit tight for two seconds
My takeaway is these politicians know something about Trump's medical condition that we don't.
Trump is very sick, probably dying— and they're betting that he won't last out his term. They're carving out space in the post-Trump MAGA world. MTG is distancing herself from the Vance 2028 camp.
Trump is very sick, probably dying— and they're betting that he won't last out his term. They're carving out space in the post-Trump MAGA world. MTG is distancing herself from the Vance 2028 camp.
‘I Was Just So Naïve’: Inside Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Break With Trump
www.nytimes.com
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If you knew Trump was about to die why wouldn't you just be like hey JD what's up, let's be friends. why would you leave cussing out a guy who's about to die... just sit tight for two seconds
They aren't ready for the Hyperborea Democrat
I truly believe that none of the rest of the GOP roster is electable federally and they’re about to struggle HARD without daddy at the top of the ticket. These people are so high on their own supply they don’t even know what’s coming.
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
They aren't ready for the Hyperborea Democrat
yessssss finally they're going to dissolve Congress (on the grounds that the people are too demanding and giving the congressmen trauma)
December 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
yessssss finally they're going to dissolve Congress (on the grounds that the people are too demanding and giving the congressmen trauma)
the world is about to see an alliance between wine moms and Agartha believers
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
the world is about to see an alliance between wine moms and Agartha believers
I read this as Duane Reade and was like yeah I want to check in too
We have never NEVER seen a president look so out of control and deranged.
He should be checked in to Walter Reade.
He should be checked in to Walter Reade.
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I read this as Duane Reade and was like yeah I want to check in too
I don't get this like the meanest thing to happen to Trump would just be that everyone kind of forgets him and moves on
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I don't get this like the meanest thing to happen to Trump would just be that everyone kind of forgets him and moves on
wait was this a reverse Charlie Kirk situation? Imagine being in the Situation Room and the president is calling TMZ
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
wait was this a reverse Charlie Kirk situation? Imagine being in the Situation Room and the president is calling TMZ
i would overthrow the government just to put Biden back in again just so we could see the woke wax museum. then obviously we would have to overthrow Biden for Trump or if he's not available the mysterious Barron
fam our government is a fucking fascist wax museum
I see Stallone sent a cardboard standee instead
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i would overthrow the government just to put Biden back in again just so we could see the woke wax museum. then obviously we would have to overthrow Biden for Trump or if he's not available the mysterious Barron
why would a high earner settle in Britain... unless they were a criminal pervert
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
why would a high earner settle in Britain... unless they were a criminal pervert
I really hope Trump does not die in office because a LOT of people are going to lose the last 1 percent of their minds once JD Vance gets up there and starts talking about how demons are real
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I really hope Trump does not die in office because a LOT of people are going to lose the last 1 percent of their minds once JD Vance gets up there and starts talking about how demons are real
I bought these spices and they gave me a pack of Russiagate conspiracy theory spices
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I bought these spices and they gave me a pack of Russiagate conspiracy theory spices