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A cabbage, or Something. I should have learned kung fu, instead of ethics. Bees are good, bees are good, I believe that bees are good.. 2+2=-3 in Z/7Z. e/em
It is entirely in character for Garfield to be a misanthrope who puts very little value on human life. If he were larger, he would most likely kill and eat Jon after all.
Apparently, some people thought I was joking, and I don't even remotely regret to inform you all that this was 100% real.
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It is entirely in character for Garfield to be a misanthrope who puts very little value on human life. If he were larger, he would most likely kill and eat Jon after all.
When you say something like "our metric gave them a 3% chance to win, but now they're up to a 50% chance" that just makes me think your metric isn't very predictive.
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
When you say something like "our metric gave them a 3% chance to win, but now they're up to a 50% chance" that just makes me think your metric isn't very predictive.
At the very least if Puka starts doing what he promised to do, the official needs to throw the flag directly at him. (IIRC Celebration penalties cover "violent or offensive gestures.")
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
At the very least if Puka starts doing what he promised to do, the official needs to throw the flag directly at him. (IIRC Celebration penalties cover "violent or offensive gestures.")
Three stars for "fat with eggs in it" is amazing.
December 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Three stars for "fat with eggs in it" is amazing.
I like to think this is actually 1.8 people watched the show. One person watched it and the other wandered in and out of the room and got about 80% of it.
CBS News's relentlessly-hyped "town hall" with Erika Kirk drew a mere 1.867 viewers Saturday at 8, barely beating a rerun of THE WALL on NBC (1.460) and finishing well behind college football on ABC (5M in the hour.) It also did fewer viewer than a regular 48 HOURS at 10 on CBS (2.14M.)
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I like to think this is actually 1.8 people watched the show. One person watched it and the other wandered in and out of the room and got about 80% of it.
It's always nice seeing Gita on my feed!
On this one post, I’m allowing anyone to reply and also quote posts.
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It's always nice seeing Gita on my feed!
Adrian Wojnarowski comes out of retirement for this.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Adrian Wojnarowski comes out of retirement for this.
Officiating controversy in the Celebration Bowl
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Officiating controversy in the Celebration Bowl
Rolled credits on AVOWED. I liked that a *lot*.
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Rolled credits on AVOWED. I liked that a *lot*.
Will the SpongeBob movie make sense if I've never seen the show?
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Will the SpongeBob movie make sense if I've never seen the show?
You can absolutely leave 0 dogs in a hot car, and 0 is an even number.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You can absolutely leave 0 dogs in a hot car, and 0 is an even number.
This highlights the problem that being outside of a conference means that you don't ultimately have anything to play for outside of playoff/national championship stuff. Kennesaw State, Duke, and Western Michigan aren't in the playoffs, but they had successful years b/c they won their conference.
Notre Dame’s 2025 season is over.
Do you agree with the decision?
Read more: www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
Do you agree with the decision?
Read more: www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This highlights the problem that being outside of a conference means that you don't ultimately have anything to play for outside of playoff/national championship stuff. Kennesaw State, Duke, and Western Michigan aren't in the playoffs, but they had successful years b/c they won their conference.
Movie you have watched more than six times with a GIF: hard mode. No Stars (Wars or Trek), LotR, or Marvel
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Movie you have watched more than six times with a GIF: hard mode. No Stars (Wars or Trek), LotR, or Marvel
This is the funniest possible final score for Indiana v. Ohio State.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This is the funniest possible final score for Indiana v. Ohio State.
The worst thing about the internet rushing to the defense of Matthew Lillard after QT was being a dick for no reason on a podcast is that FNAF2 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but that's not Lillard's fault.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The worst thing about the internet rushing to the defense of Matthew Lillard after QT was being a dick for no reason on a podcast is that FNAF2 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but that's not Lillard's fault.
Like, Barbie sold roughly $1.4b worth of tickets, WB got about half of that. A Netflix subscription $18/month. How many extra months of subscriptions are they gonna get from one big movie? It's not 38 million, that's for sure.
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos says BARBIE and OPPENHEIMER would have been just as big on Netflix.
“There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.”
via
@nytimes
“There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.”
via
@nytimes
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Like, Barbie sold roughly $1.4b worth of tickets, WB got about half of that. A Netflix subscription $18/month. How many extra months of subscriptions are they gonna get from one big movie? It's not 38 million, that's for sure.
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A fun fact about the Candyman movies is that the first two had a renowned Bee Guy doing Bee Wrangling for the films but with the third movie Candyman Day of the Dead being low budget they assumed they couldn’t afford the renowned Bee Man but he was like “no…this is about the bees” and came back
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
A fun fact about the Candyman movies is that the first two had a renowned Bee Guy doing Bee Wrangling for the films but with the third movie Candyman Day of the Dead being low budget they assumed they couldn’t afford the renowned Bee Man but he was like “no…this is about the bees” and came back
Goodness gracious, that hit on the CUSA Champion Game. I hope that young man is okay.
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Goodness gracious, that hit on the CUSA Champion Game. I hope that young man is okay.
I think this would be like a professional wrestling character who goes on about "isn't it weird how that in 'anything goes' hardcore matches between people who really hate each other that the weapons we use are still chairs, trash cans, sheet pans, bamboo canes, etc. and nobody brings a gun?"
In the muppets universe do you think there is one muppet who is regarded as a dangerous conspiracy theorist for yelling about how everyone is being secretly controlled by a hand inside them
The other muppets think this is a metaphor, and he's like "no it's a literal hand inside you! Inside you all"
The other muppets think this is a metaphor, and he's like "no it's a literal hand inside you! Inside you all"
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I think this would be like a professional wrestling character who goes on about "isn't it weird how that in 'anything goes' hardcore matches between people who really hate each other that the weapons we use are still chairs, trash cans, sheet pans, bamboo canes, etc. and nobody brings a gun?"
Five Nights at Freddies 2 might be the most shockingly incompetent I've ever seen a movie be about time and space geography. Basic questions like "how long does it take to get from point A to point B and what happens in the interim are" ignored entirely. The youths in my showing applauded.
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Five Nights at Freddies 2 might be the most shockingly incompetent I've ever seen a movie be about time and space geography. Basic questions like "how long does it take to get from point A to point B and what happens in the interim are" ignored entirely. The youths in my showing applauded.
The ads for HAMNET during AEW DYNAMITE are targeting a very narrow intersection of interests that I happen to occupy.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The ads for HAMNET during AEW DYNAMITE are targeting a very narrow intersection of interests that I happen to occupy.
Insert a movie into another movie:
Now You See Me: Now You Don't Mess With the Zohan
Now You See Me: Now You Don't Mess With the Zohan
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Lion King, the Worst Witch, and the Wardrobe
The Lion King, the Worst Witch, and the Wardrobe
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Salton Seabiscuit
The Salton Seabiscuit
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
Now You See Me: Now You Don't Mess With the Zohan
Now You See Me: Now You Don't Mess With the Zohan
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been listening to a radio station play the same five or six seconds of the same song for the past 30 minutes. it's still going. let's embrace this madness together, come on. it'll be nice.
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Cities97 has been playing the last two bars of the @maxmcnown01.bsky.social song “A Lot More Free” for over 7 minutes. lol methinks this is in error
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
been listening to a radio station play the same five or six seconds of the same song for the past 30 minutes. it's still going. let's embrace this madness together, come on. it'll be nice.
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The whole "go for 2 or not" discourse would be less exhausting if professional football announcers would make some kind of effort towards understanding the theory (basically that "you want to know how many possessions you need ASAP")
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The whole "go for 2 or not" discourse would be less exhausting if professional football announcers would make some kind of effort towards understanding the theory (basically that "you want to know how many possessions you need ASAP")