dancraig
@portabledan.bsky.social
Incompetent secret agent. Sweetie-pie. Junior inventor going on senior inventor.
Who does it serve to use passive voice
By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
January 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Who does it serve to use passive voice
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I really enjoyed this Bears season through Bluesky and @remapradio.bsky.social.
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I really enjoyed this Bears season through Bluesky and @remapradio.bsky.social.
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the pope's blessings are not eternal
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
the pope's blessings are not eternal
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I will NEVER stop using the Oxford Comma! Not in this lifetime, the next lifetime, or even the one after that!
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I will NEVER stop using the Oxford Comma! Not in this lifetime, the next lifetime, or even the one after that!
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You should be able to rent other people’s algorithms on TikTok (with permission) with an option to adopt it as yours.
January 17, 2026 at 12:54 AM
You should be able to rent other people’s algorithms on TikTok (with permission) with an option to adopt it as yours.
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(googles "walking into the sea")
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
(googles "walking into the sea")
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Christ I have never identified so hard with a McSweeney’s article and I’m a 44-year-old English major
"You belittle the Pixies? You diss Black Francis? On the way to Massachusetts? On my gal, the bassist Kim Deal, you didn’t have a crush at Smith College in 1992? Were you not even born?"
An Open Letter to the Pair of Gen-Z Men in the Northeast Regional Quiet Car Loudly Discussing Pitchfork’s 100 Best Albums of All Time
Gentlemen, Your opinions on the discography of the last fifty years interests me about as much as you think it does a middle-aged woman traveling c...
buff.ly
January 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Christ I have never identified so hard with a McSweeney’s article and I’m a 44-year-old English major
I’m listening
Hatsune Mike Wazowski
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I’m listening
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Europeans seeing Americans doing the Trolley Problem:
January 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Europeans seeing Americans doing the Trolley Problem:
@grubb.wtf it’s late. I’m nodding off. I’m excited to have one more day off tomorrow (while daycare I back!). But I just read your top 10 before bed, and I have to tell you that I really appreciate your writing on this. You brought us into your headspace around each game, and it was a joy to read.
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
@grubb.wtf it’s late. I’m nodding off. I’m excited to have one more day off tomorrow (while daycare I back!). But I just read your top 10 before bed, and I have to tell you that I really appreciate your writing on this. You brought us into your headspace around each game, and it was a joy to read.
So far, 2026, I’m not impressed.
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
So far, 2026, I’m not impressed.
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
It happened. We can all acknowledge that.
But when did it happen?
Digiorno pizzas are so small now.
But when did it happen?
Digiorno pizzas are so small now.
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It happened. We can all acknowledge that.
But when did it happen?
Digiorno pizzas are so small now.
But when did it happen?
Digiorno pizzas are so small now.
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
Donkey Kong Bananza felt like it had 4 or 5 different endings. Just as I was starting to re-enjoy it, too.
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Donkey Kong Bananza felt like it had 4 or 5 different endings. Just as I was starting to re-enjoy it, too.
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I'm in Key West today and bro look. He's doing the thing. HE'S DOING THE THING
December 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I'm in Key West today and bro look. He's doing the thing. HE'S DOING THE THING
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it's a search-action film actually,
December 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
it's a search-action film actually,
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Get on this!!
Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Get on this!!
@morecivilized.bsky.social you did this to me
December 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
@morecivilized.bsky.social you did this to me
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Kaiser Permanente 2025 Wrapped
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Kaiser Permanente 2025 Wrapped
Big @nextlander.com year for me.
With premium shout outs to @remapradio.bsky.social, @intothecast.bsky.social, @giantbomb.bsky.social, @grubb.wtf and @tolkoto.com.
With premium shout outs to @remapradio.bsky.social, @intothecast.bsky.social, @giantbomb.bsky.social, @grubb.wtf and @tolkoto.com.
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Big @nextlander.com year for me.
With premium shout outs to @remapradio.bsky.social, @intothecast.bsky.social, @giantbomb.bsky.social, @grubb.wtf and @tolkoto.com.
With premium shout outs to @remapradio.bsky.social, @intothecast.bsky.social, @giantbomb.bsky.social, @grubb.wtf and @tolkoto.com.