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i wanna see this through just for the thrill of meeting in a wendy's parking lot to exchange one (1) dollar for one (1) rubber spider
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i wanna see this through just for the thrill of meeting in a wendy's parking lot to exchange one (1) dollar for one (1) rubber spider
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I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunette…
Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! 💫
Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! 💫
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunette…
Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! 💫
Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! 💫
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If Joffrey Baratheon grew up to be an American president, this is pretty much what it would look like.
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If Joffrey Baratheon grew up to be an American president, this is pretty much what it would look like.
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October 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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The Red Delicious: the original poster child for enshittification.
In which I review not one, but twoooo of these goddamn things. I do it for you. PLEASE CLAP.
In which I review not one, but twoooo of these goddamn things. I do it for you. PLEASE CLAP.
Apple Review #17: Red Delicious Double Feature
Palpatine voice: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Delicious, the Red? That’s right. We’re — er, we’re meaning I’m because you’re not here with me, it’…
terribleminds.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The Red Delicious: the original poster child for enshittification.
In which I review not one, but twoooo of these goddamn things. I do it for you. PLEASE CLAP.
In which I review not one, but twoooo of these goddamn things. I do it for you. PLEASE CLAP.
"Women don't like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Women don't like the vehicle."
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A 3,000-pound, 17-foot-long "DEMOCRACY" ice sculpture is melting away on the National Mall today, a statement from activists and artists on the weakened state of American democracy under the Trump administration.
www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
A 3,000-Pound Ice Sculpture Of 1 Word Is Melting In Front Of The U.S. Capitol
“It's time for all of us to resist, speak up and save our democracy before it's too late,” artist Marshall Reese said of his 17-by-5-foot installation.
www.huffpost.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
A 3,000-pound, 17-foot-long "DEMOCRACY" ice sculpture is melting away on the National Mall today, a statement from activists and artists on the weakened state of American democracy under the Trump administration.
www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
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When local news KATU posted this on Instagram, they had to clarify that the music was coming from the protesters and hadn't been added as editorial comment. 😂
Portland is so good at trolling these fascists.
I ❤️ Portland
I ❤️ Portland
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When local news KATU posted this on Instagram, they had to clarify that the music was coming from the protesters and hadn't been added as editorial comment. 😂
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Are things good right now? No. But are there signs of better days ahead? Also no. Still, we know that it's all going to hold together one way or another, that we'll emerge from this better than we were, right? Yeah, no, probably not.
October 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Are things good right now? No. But are there signs of better days ahead? Also no. Still, we know that it's all going to hold together one way or another, that we'll emerge from this better than we were, right? Yeah, no, probably not.
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Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
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Wow, Thanksgiving should be fun.
A Republican state senator just got exposed by his own daughter — and she was 100% right.
New Mexico’s Jay Block came back from Israel’s propaganda junket parroting lies that the IDF is “doing everything possible” to avoid killing civilians and denying the genocide.
New Mexico’s Jay Block came back from Israel’s propaganda junket parroting lies that the IDF is “doing everything possible” to avoid killing civilians and denying the genocide.
October 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Wow, Thanksgiving should be fun.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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this is the only Rapture I recognize
September 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
this is the only Rapture I recognize
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Whoah, these Evernight/@titanbooks.bsky.social Indian Lake books are AMAZING. Back covers are killer, too.
September 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Whoah, these Evernight/@titanbooks.bsky.social Indian Lake books are AMAZING. Back covers are killer, too.
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[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?"
Turns out, mom was right.
Turns out, mom was right.
September 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?"
Turns out, mom was right.
Turns out, mom was right.
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This is part of a thread, but really, all you need is this one post.
Geese and cheese go to war and Earth is threatened with horror until the staph infection brokers a peace and ushers in a new era of prosperity.
Dolphins lose interest in sex.
Sex loses interest in dolphins.
Dolphins lose interest in sex.
Sex loses interest in dolphins.
September 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This is part of a thread, but really, all you need is this one post.
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doctor: your blood pressure is a little high
me: [alive in the year 2025] well that’s weird
me: [alive in the year 2025] well that’s weird
February 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
doctor: your blood pressure is a little high
me: [alive in the year 2025] well that’s weird
me: [alive in the year 2025] well that’s weird
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This is just not right!
I am outraged.
I am outraged.
September 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
This is just not right!
I am outraged.
I am outraged.